League of Legends General - /lolg/

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

post em

No I'm not, and why are you only asking me anyways.

i wish she was my imouto onahole

He has mind control powers in lore? Also didn't one user got a message that said Vladimir is not a priority for riot right now, despise the fact you have to buy a skin to not look like shit

i want to use lulu as a fleshlight

>last thread waifufags get BTFOed in thier own general anc cucked out of spamming htier usual bullshit
>back to their bullshit in the next thread
I truly and honestly hope you all take a knife and cut it across your own throats one day when you realize you will die alone and friendless

I hope her girlfriend takes good care of her!

Site?

I want to abuse Kled sexually in front of the entire noxian army so they can all see how much of a slut he actually is!

more like body control

is this shit best for playing xayah?

>still no VGU so you can actually enjoy this champ
>still no GU to rebalance this champ so shes actually something other than a farm vacuuming loss
>This champ is still allowed to do what Veigar used to do
>still balanced around animation glitches and exploits
>actually 10X better now with ultimore,Transcedence and ultimate insight but still needs a better W and passive

well Riot? get to work already

because you post it at the beginning of every thread so i hope to catch you off guard some day!

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

This is his new short lore:

>A fiend with a thirst for mortal blood, Vladimir has influenced the affairs of Noxus since the empire's earliest days. In addition to unnaturally extending his life, his mastery of hemomancy allows him to control the minds and bodies of others as easily as his own. In the flamboyant salons of the Noxian aristocracy, this has enabled him to build a fanatical cult of personality around himself—while in the lowest back alleys, it allows him to bleed his enemies dry.

What do you think, honestly?

>xth syndra

>cant enjoy season 1 champion
sounds like a you problem. morde is fine

w-what does that mean?

my.mixtape.moe/tgdjbx.webm

please rate my pentakill

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@196818510
>hurr I spammed the thread with wojacks
>every1 else BTFOOOOOOO

it's in the client dude

Happens way too often. As a Lux player (who I actually am) you will encounter and abuse this shit all the time.
Basically let's say you hit someone with E and he has 100-200 or something HP left. Depending on your spells (I take usually Electrocute) and your level next autoattack you do which will proc her passive will kill the enemy.
With that knowledge you usually get in Flash-AA range (it works at least up to platinum, even there people don't realize it), do Flash-AA and they flash in response away which still results in their death.
Why can't people just wait the passive off or go base I have no idea, but they still die AND waste flash on top of that.

>needed elder to get it
2/10

I love Camille

that one day i will claim syndra faster than you and she will leave you for me :3

>Vladimir has influenced the affairs of Noxus since the empire's earliest days. In addition to unnaturally extending his life, his mastery of hemomancy allows him to control the minds and bodies of others as easily as his own. In the flamboyant salons of the Noxian aristocracy, this has enabled him to build a fanatical cult of personality
Okay, just because of this you can tell that if Vladimir get a VGU they're going full vampire with him, he's going to be walking reference to every vampire media in the last 50 years

>petite gf

>and she will leave you for me
syndra is for sharing

I hope Vayne cosplays Mina. She has the black hair and cute nose, all she needs is a red dress.

For your own safety, please remember to not fist androids girls.

>full pic doesnt have hextech legs
i was deeply upset

And she's ALL MINE!

that's impossible because she is my wife.
and that's just wrong.

>morde is fine

Someone needs to dig up Vladfag's old tumblr account.

somebody is a beta orbiter

I dont want you to share syndra with me.
I already have my own waifu!

Well at least with Caitlyn being garbage her popularity is going down and I can play her more

youtube.com/watch?v=pafU6HM2C8s
Morde is fine

I think it's this one?

ask-thecrimsonreaper.tumblr.com

Not me, I asked if I could orbit but she said no.

best gilr
best wife
best friend
best bussy

>If I can win with the champion they are perfectly fine

start W, then E, then Q also max them in this order.

I use mostly this route: start bot->smiteless raptor->top buff

This is the point where you have to decide
>top scuttle
this can lead into a fight with enemy jungler, but shyvana can duel most champions 90% of the time I do this
>stealing enemy raptors
risky but worth, don't forget to ward, take it ONLY after scuttle so even if shit goes bad you'll have enough hp to escape
>gank overextending enemy mid/top
not my favorite since anyone who's not a complete idiot plays safely. If you want to gank rather go top since its longer, ganking mid can only work when your laner is not a complte idiot (which will not be the case)
>go back to own jungle
the safest but least rewarding pick, you'll get a lot lot more advantage from the ones listed on top.
>go to bot scuttle, try to get lvl4-5 asap
You can solo it from lvl4 due to your passive, but you need a good timing for it, and only do it if your lanes have pressure, becaue you'll be super vulnerable.

"Morality is a beautiful servant... and a dangerous master."

Is there a better quote?

>low gold
>singed one trick
>feed on literally every other champ

I love singed but this is getting boring ;(

I wanna swem in pupoo

>not peteet gf

>tumblr ask blogs
litterally the worst thing coming out of tumblr, that's saying a lot.

*solo dragon at lvl4

xth for my cute waifu Vlad! (female)

No.

She's le vampire fangurrrl, you know she had an edgy as fuck phase and posted her pics on tumblr. Might be some nudes too.

Just need to find it.

guise thsi is my wife i think her name was pooloo

>morde existing can make runes completely nullified
how long til morde being played is a bannable offense?

xth for pooloo
xth for sandra
xth for legal
xth for swimming
xth say something nice about my wife looloo or was it shindra this time

>mid goes afk
>buy tiamat and shove lane as hard as possible
>bot lane is 6 and 0 by 8 minutes
>are constantly mid stonewalling me
>bot takes first turret at 20 minutes
>Trist just waltzes around the map instakilling anyone who tries to get near her
>the lane with 2 people in it had less pressure than someone afk
>we lose 4v5

why do you hate bot laners, /lolg/?

>posting the worst r63 out there

senpai I have a collection of over 30 Vladimiras and I will post them if you're nice to me

please wojakposters stay in these threads forever

>228 bugs, putdated model, riot even admits his passive is a mistake

Yeah totally fine

>tfw I found myself a beautiful, unclaimed, pure waifu
I'm so happy!

>I will post them

Pls no, you have a bad taste. Keep them to yourself.

He's fine
nothing wrong with him
except his state in the game.
buff morde; too weak

I assure you my teens were spent on /x/ and /soc/ mostly, with a little bit of reddit.

Vayne is Van Hellsing. She would rather ram a bolt into his head than do this.

The fun thing is, that Vladimir is a pretty annoying opponent for a Vayne ingame because his W fucks Vayne's burst up.

DO NOT PLAY ANYTHING ELSE.

Top: Pantheon, Darius
Jungle: Warwick, Rammus, Amumu
Mid: Annie just Annie you don't need anything else for mid. Everything else too hard for you.
Adc: Miss Fortune, Ashe
Support: Janna, Soraka

looloo is all mine
i go swim in her

Why is it so fum to bully adc? It's like she's asking for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=1XUNAyy3kJY

She's simply amazing.
My delusional love for Luxanna has actually helped me out a lot in the recent years with some emotional problems.
Every time I feel down, I just imagine us together in each others embrace.
In those moments the world becomes no longer gray and is overflown with Luxanna's sunshine. She's so amazing that just the image of her in my head can make me feel at ease.
I love her.
I love EVERYTHING about her.

is top maokai or ornn really all that complicated for gold

Zoe x Kayn is the best ship

>the worst
shit taste desu

>theyre not prioritizing getting old morde out of the game
>he isnt even the next 2 reworks
morde is great

g-g-g-gg-gogo gogogo SWIMMAN in LOOLOO

Full ap Vlad bends Vayne over his knee whenever she comes near.

Yes also Vayne has ovaries, that's a weakness against a male this attractive.

I'm ok with this. Zoe is dating up tho.

Yes

>Janna
>Soraka
>for gold and bellow
lol no, you gotta play damage supports like Zyra or Brand.

how?

Too hard and aggresive and low elo players don't understand when to play aggressive and when not to with relation to the minion way

>PixelButts

>Swift has arrived with real waifu degeneracy
Post more dates.

Morgana is claimed by Dreamanon.

he's literally the guy who made a funny joke, one time, and now he's repeating it over and over because he thinks it's better than it is. getting to be worse than the posts he's mocking

>looloo isnt his wife
its not like you are even trying
>doesnt exist
>schizophrenic
>gorillion years old
looloo is perfect for swimming

user, there are so much better ones

Can anyone give me Lux rune help?
>Comet vs Aery
>manaflow vs ultimate hat vs null orb
>transcendence vs absolute focus
>scorch vs gathering storm

I'm guessing domination is the best secondary? But it has quite a few decent choices, which 2?

>this

femvlad bestvlad

>Morde still hasn't been disabled
Pretty sure the only way he wins is because bugs fuck over the enemy

will luluposter ever recover?