Dota 2 General /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Previous thread

1st for pugna is a girl

singsing?

Answer me dotards

4th for Phantom assassin

Is this the rare chinese chad?

They would end up pushing the lane dumb retard

>tfw no chad tyrone lee gangbanging
amateur video

:(

nth for best roamer

I've never seen pangolini drawn like this

I've never seen vengeful spirit drawn like this

>Sing vs Bulldog meme superbowl

>mfw

The "new" system actually been here since ranked was introduced.

Matchmaking was never 50/50 scenario.
The internal system analyzes your performance and places in an suitable mmr bracket.
The games you play on your way to it are merely for entertainment purpose. The system already knows where you belong and creates a path to that mmr rank.

The new badges reflect this mechanic properly instead of +25/-25 which gave a (false) presumption that every game matters.

Can anyone tell me who that short chick that was a bad drunk who was involved in dota 2 like 2-4 years ago? I need to know but i can't remember

soe

thats like /d2g/ vs r/dota2 right here

Tyty

>Ramzes calibrated at 7k
MMR DEFLATION IS REAL

It is been more than a year since bullcuck bodied chinkchink
Quite surprised he is not streaming leeg today

>went 15/3/15 as clock
>ask my team after ever major kill to push
>they retreat to jungle
>we lose the game
I'm not even mad anymore, it's just fascinating watching retards with sub 90 IQ operate the computer.

>this is official Dota 2 art

what did valve mean by this

>EE just drafts himself bristleback and lets abed carry him

which ones which

Is pangolier too strong?
4k+ responses only please

singsing is d2g

lol no

What if you could spell steal people's virginity on Rubick?

Fixed bros??

>Guy who literally browses reddit in his stream vs guy who shits on reddit, twitch and dota 2 every time he gets

it's actually
>bulldog + s4
vs
>sing + Gorgc + bamboe

...

bulldog + s4 + zai

the fuck is this matchmaking? I was ogre

>two TI winners + zai
Sounds like a pretty one-sided game desu

>playing a melee support
lol what are you stupid?

bulldog, s4 and zai
singsing, gorgc, thecoon

>unironically a herald

who's going to win?
sing or bulldog?

What kind of fucked up resolution is that mang?

Probably the team with actual pro players

singsing?

>Herald
>That low texture quality and resolution
>Plays braindead hero
It's like you want everyone to know you're a thirdie

why did they redesign the ranking system if they just left mmr in?

im literally the exact same mmr i was before the update

the team that doesn't have gorgc as a carry
second most CHOKE """pro""" player after Cancel

He is a very strong offlaner, just make sure to build soul ring to solve his mana problems.

bulldog and s4 are washed up though
everyone in this game is pretty much on the same level except zai

so this is.... singsing tuskar...

when are they playing?

You watch your fucking mouth

These are the kind of people who play on EU West with 250 ping and use moonrunes in their names even though they're pinoy monkeys

why do you care? MMR is simply the main algorithm for matchmaking, like it or not it will always exist even if they don't let you see it

>everyone in this game is pretty much on the same level except zai
Yeah I'm surprised his mmr is high enough to play with these guys

literally every system has an "mmr"

>a herald browses /d2g/
wow
I am honored

>sing playing his best hero
>can't beat a couple of swedes memeing around

Bulldog since they are tryharding

gorgc threw B(

He's literally top 15 in the world tho.
No one else on either team is even in the top 100 right now. Check the official Valve mmr rankings ;)

wtf guys how is gorgc so bad

>qualifiers
>fnatic vs mineski bo3
>mineski wins game 1
We all know what's gonna happen.

>swede
>carry
pick one

he was never good
Remember Team Horde?

easy 2-0 and mistiming of my sleeping pills which will kick in probably 2 hours after fnatic lose

>alder beano is 17th on the leaderboard
why isn't he on a team dotards?

Just down the rest of the bottle user.

yfw realizing Kaya and Yasha would be build 100% more than Sange and Yasha

well it's melatonin so

terrible posts, please stop posting low quality content thanks

Who are some pro players that are confirmed to browse d2g
We all know singsing does but who else?

>rare

OD and his GF. There's a youtube link where Sheever was talking about it.

Sheever doesn't come here. She's far too pure. OD just shows her some shit occasionally.

God damn that posture makes me hard.
How do I improve my posture so I can also be like SUCC, dotards?

matumba
grant
mind_control apparently used to play d2g inhouses

>mfw we lose a lead because our carry decided to do a memebuild that he probably learnt from the gulag
is this my punishment for gameshitting during esports?

what does pitlord even do
it seems like he's doing literally nothing in sings game

Grant was never playing inhouses, he was some pubstsr tier raging asshole. Eosin was tho.

tfw calibrated divine 2

be annoying
memepush

Pics or never happaned t. Herald shitstain

guys do u remember Kikoni? what happened to him?

Buy aura items and stand near enemy cores until they get tilted. Maybe lift a retard back to fountain now and then.

I used to play in sub 1k before the patch and I had 50% winrate, now I've recalibrated at 2k and I have 90% winrate. What gives?

mmr inflation due to smurfs

Bottom MMR is a chaotic mess of smurfs, griefers and ten year olds.

Since there is a separate pool for assholes, why can't there be a separate pool for people with shit internet connections? I'm tired of losing games thanks to russians who spend half the game disconnected...

>EE bristle

>calculus exam tomorrow on 5 different chapters I have not studied at all
>sitting here shitposting and playing dota
Why is life so hard /d2g/?

its the same pool retardbro

Do turbo games count for the conduct summary games?

what do d2g do while watching games? i play mobage

>watching games
Only teenagers do that

any matchmaking game counts for the summary
even bot games

>cant we just play doto allday and just wait on dying

>he's a little kid who needs to PLAY to have fun

>tfw you cant play turbo vs bots to farm good boy points faster

the best way to farm conduct is always the seasonal events
no one ever reports and unless you try the games end quickly

>tfw finished exams
>all of december for me only

yes, and?

>research paper due in two days
>two major tests coming up on the same day
>haven't studied for anything
uni is bullshit anyways, taking all my future money and barely giving a shit about actual education, this is just as much grinding for GPA as high school was fuck this >american education