/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Jump up, speedrunner! Learn Super Mario Odyssey today and make Pauline your 1-up girl.

>resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv

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super mario odyssey is a meme game that is barely better than galaxy.

When is goose going to shut the fuck up for once?

esa btfo

lol

*bonobo howls*

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>people think this is hard
>meanwhile SM64 top runners are doing a pixel and frame perfect tjwk in ttm for breezeless, gwk lakitu bounce and twice at the end of every 120 star run, fast pillarless, and hmc fucking blj.

are you jerking yourself off vicariously through others

even normal pillarless is harder than that odyssey trick and normal pillarless is fucking free lmao

Reminder that Odyssey any% only has a few more minutes to go at best before its peak.

whats going on with esa winter?

twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/935488239691010048
based chibster, a true shoulder to cry on in times of need

>retrohippie with 4k viewers
the fuck happened

he actually put effort into building his stream instead of shitposting here all day?

not when just yesterday he was at 100

someone hosted him. it's not that hard to figure out.

>26 subs
Is he viewbotting wtf

wtf is a pichi

his spacing style went viral

>tfw you realize hippie spacing is just reddit spacing
fuck

>werster breaks up with his fiancee after talking such a big game about moving on from speedrunning to raise her kids

Who would have thunk

Wurmple is such a fucking faggot and no one in the community has the balls to call him out on his bullshit.

Shut the fuck up he's a nerdy effeminate kid who almost got cucked. He backed out of it, good for him

closer than you will ever get lmao

Typical soyboy response. I should start collecting these.

Better start with yourself then

Nice try but I'm married

To speedrunning?

to my wife

>soyboy
What does this even mean? Milk and dairy products increase estrogen production more than soy does.

is that your husband's preferred designation?

why did you delete?

we got you

>giving it a second thought
It's just dumb shit dumb faggots mindlessly repeat. Why even concern yourself?

>being this retarded
It's just some dipshit who thinks he's being epic for posting his favorite tranny

it is epic tho

What? I was undeleting the post chill

I kinda agree, but still

It was evident since Darker Side already looks to be the most popular category.

How does Narcissa have sex with that other freak?

I mean they are both trannies with broken dicks, they can't even get an erection. Who fucks who?

The only possible way i can think of is using viagra.

>Darker Side already looks to be the most popular category.
Any% is objectively more popular though. The numbers don't even compare.

That was the subversive anons plan all along you dummy

who is we?

The real question is how do you get off if your dicks don't work, where's the enjoyment?
>then they kys themselves
it all makes sense

imagine speedrunning a video game that has motion controls and thinking you are cool.

no need to imagine

Imagine saying something this ridiculous.

Imagine being dumber than Reddit.

>Exo, the speedrunning legend, was a splicer.

Fucking hell.

How can saying something that is objectively true be ridiculous?

Even the record holder is a galaxy runner lmao.

no need to imagine

Because it is not objectively true. Do you think you saying that it's true, makes it true?

>Because it is not objectively true.
Of course it is.
>Do you think you saying that it's true, makes it true?
No, it was true before I said it was.

Incorrect. The game is below SM64 in depth but miles above Galaxy.

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zfg is live

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*flies high above it all and bird laughs 18 hours a day for over three years and peaks at a mid 52*

>A 4 hour speedrun is going to be the most accessible / popular run
what is this reasoning

why did you delete?

>emufag is a cheater
whoa

thanks for the late response!

tfw oot 100 is in full renaissance
zfg new route, low 4:0X looking possible
cheese got good
sva coming back to oot 100
good times boys

Cheese is now a top OOT runner.

Are there are any top SM64 runners who were a top runner in OOT first? Fucking nope lmao. SM64 runners dominate other games, while literally noone dominates SM64 other than SM64 runners.

>M64 runners dominate other games, while literally noone dominates SM64 other than SM64 runners.
yeah because if you waste your time with a children's game you're a fucking loser lmao

Shaeden is better at SMO than batora. LOL

All video games are for children, especially games about catching monkeys.

>All video games are for children
games rated "Adult Only" obviously aren't for children, freak

I'M A REAL ADULT! I DRINK ALCOHOL AND I FUCK HOOKERS! I HAVE NO TIME FOR SILLY CHILDISH THINGS LIKE SM64! THE VIDEOGAMES I PLAY HAVE LOTS OF BLOOD AND TITS! THEY ARE THE ONLY GAMES A REAL ADULT LIKE ME IS ALLOWED TO PLAY! I'M SUCH A TOUGH ADULT! IF A CHILDISH SM64 PLAYER WERE TO PLAY THEM, HE'D GET NIGHTMARES!

Same, m'sir. I only play deep video games with blood and skelletons and demons. They speak to the black abyss of my heart and soul. I'm far too mature for Mario, m'sir.

>obsessed freak spazzes out once someone calls his game a kid's game
Holy shit lmao

o_o

odyssey is harder than sm64 to learn. and top odyssey players have more skill
only an idiot would deny that. And there are 700 players in smo so its harder to be top

Gonna have to word this

Imagine believing this nonsense.

Imagine making this post.

Imagine shutting the fuck up.

>odyssey is harder than sm64 to learn.
Then why couldn't Vallu even get a sub 2 in SM64 even though he ran it longer than he ran Odyssey?

because why would you waste your time in a kids game? that's pretty stupid

that never happened

Yes it did. His SM64 pb history extends for many months beyond the timeframe Odyssey has even been out for.

that only proves that VC isnt as bad as people think. and it proves that sm64 runners have NO LIFE AT ALL. ALL AUTISTS

fucking word

It proves that SM64 is clearly harder to learn than Odyssey. He couldn't even come within 20 minutes of the record on a version that's 4 minutes faster.

smo came out a month ago and will soon be optimized by vallu
you are comparing it to a game that has been out for almost 30 years.

Yes, the fact that it's been out for a month and will soon be optimized proves that it's an easy game to optimize.

SM64 still has at least a minute to go and Vallu couldn't even get within 20 minutes of the record on a version that saves 4 minutes on the version the record is on.

shut up. and if it saves 4 minutes then he would've got 14m55s for a 16 star run on N64???
wow you are an idiot

just don't argue with the freak, he has literal autism

vallu is a beast
No sm64 scrub will ever bop vallu's smo time unless he quiets the game

>speedrunning

why didn't you sage?

This argument is so fucking dumb. People dominate multiple games that aren't overrated Nintendo shit.

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thanks for the late response!

t. exposed irrelevant family reunion monkey meme game "runner"

What the fucking hell are you talking about?

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The freak tends to ramble on for no reason

I literally cannot make sense of anything he said in that last message.

Odyssey is Nintendo basically realizing that Banjo got the 3d adventure format right 20's years after the fact.

nice samefag, grindxcucklet