League of Legends General - /lolg/

i want to cum on zoes feet

too long since i suppoed on the sweat stink of your writing
>syndra will never crush you with true power

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Also it's blood magic edition so this isn't off-topic

>can't even post proper pics
as always, kill yourself

>Varus is now 3 homos in one body
>Varus is now canon Darkin
>The bow claims there are 5 of them left
>Bow, Rhaast, and Aatrox
>2 more Darkin champions on the way
>Common fantasy would leave us with a magical item, staff or book as one Darkin, and then armor or something defensive as the last one
>Team comprised of only Darkin weapons in the future

But then I realize they will NEVER update Varus to give him lines with Aatrox/Kayn, and they will never update Aatrox for lines with Varus/Kayn, so it'll always be an empty shell of a game.

>ywn touch syndra
>ywn smell syndra
>ywn hold syndra
>ywn look at syndra
>syndra isn't real

I wonder what Darkin bantz is like

Go read the comic yourself you mong

Are we still in pre-season?
Are we still in pre-season?
Are we still in pre-season?

ionia is a cursed land
this is why noxus had to liberate it

If Guro user is here, your vayne smut is coming, I've been a little busy

are you actually retarded?¿?

Why not make a new champion if you're gonna completely change their lore instead of changing an existing one with a good backstory.

it hurts user

So becides being gay squared Varus is now one of the strongest champions lorewise?
And who is stronger, Xerath, Darkin, Brand or Ice Witch?

because that's more expensive
it's cheaper to just let your writers rewrite everything that already exists

Bard

Can't even overpower 2 fags what makes you think he's one of the strongest

She'll oom. She can have a fully stsacked seraph's and blue buff and she'll still fucking oom. That mana consumption is insane. Costs higher than Xerath.

Do it user

Varus isn't even near the strongest champs.
>And who is stronger, Xerath, Darkin, Brand or Ice Witch?
Bard, then Xerath then the other fags.

i have proper pic

Fuck whoever's the strongest character.

Who's the weakest piece of shit in the lore? Ashe? Teemo? Nunu?

>Riot Games can not help themselves but make the song in Varus' video EDM

It fits so poorly, Jesus

Kindred is more powerful than xerath.

>syndra will never be there to comfort you

Kindred isn't even real.

Kindred, Bard, Ao Shin.

>syndra

he types it " syndor" thought

Bard, Kindred.

>Varus is now two gay guys possessed by darkin

Weakest in lore is likely Annie or Veigar. Mind you, talking current lore and accomplishments. Not 'what they look like at their peak potential'. Annie hasn't actually done anything other than have skill with fire magic, and Veigar got caught like a punk bitch and tortured by noxians until he went crazy. Neither of them have done any huge displays of magical power like the more recent mages. Like lifting a temple in the sky so people fug off or anything.

xth for leviticus 20 13

Bardfaggots, kill yourselves, I didn't include Kindred, Asol, Bard and Dark Star Thresh for a reason, learn to chose 1 out of given 4 as you you in your american education because writing an answer would be too hard so instead they let you choose one of 4 possibilities but you still manage to fail.

And by Darkin I mean any, not just squared faggot Varus

Can someone explain flex Q? I'mg G4 flex all I do is play plats/Diamonds according to op.gg, I'm plat

This, Kindred and Bard are greater than Gods, they're ideas.

>tfw no qt vampire (Malkavian) gf
>not even a qt vampire champ to play

JUST

>>Varus is now a Darkin possessed by to gay dudes.

>Dark Star Thresh
>Implying skins are in the lore

Daddy 2 stronk. Can't even be introduced.

new accs after level 13ish or so normals are pretty fun, its full of "smurfs", so most of them are terrible 1 tricks or gold players with massive egos.

Got bingo with the riven blaming their jungler, my champ being op and not even trying all within a minute.

Why are ADCbaboons and supportcucks ALWAYS being worthless trash that needs to get carried?

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>Malk
>Not Gangrel

how do I into Xayah?

separate queue, separate mmr. your solo rank means nothing here.

Batshit insane girls are best.

It took 2 ascended to subdue brand and I doubt the darkin are as powerful as an ascended

Veigar has like the strongest destruction magic which surpasses any mortal limits.
His E is event fucking horizon, his W is dark matter. His magic should rival Xerath

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>tfw no Varg champion

Except he doesn't use any of that might. At all. It's purely game mechanics. He's a punk bitch in lore.

High IQ KNOT posting

youtu.be/LnsRIJUXV5k

I cant get enough of this guys shitpost

>tfw

>vampire
>not an etherite mage

>read the comic
>pre-varus guy intentionally went to the darkin for help

Should probably just stick to videos

Aurelion Sol, Kindred, Bard, Brand, Xerath, Nasus, Renekton, Lissandra. The Darkin are fucking small-time compared to a literal galaxy forging star dragon.

Why i s league fag shit now?

Varg champion WHEN???

Best couple of Valoran City

like 80% of support mains have always craved dick

uhhhh try again sweetie!

Ezreal please

Yeah but Xerath is not just simply ascended like Nasus, Renek or even Azir, he is much stronger

Learn to fucking read nigga, I wrote who is stronger of the given four, not who is the strongest overall.
I didn't incluse Bard, Asol and other shit like that

Why is everyone outside of bot so consistently useless?

>Ezreal fucks Lux and Zoe
>Varus ends up the gay one

This is a good end of the year for Ezreal fans

And it's actual fucking fags, not even cute ones or girls (male).

Shit's gay.

Xerath => Brand => Ice Witch > Darkin

Xerath is continent level confirmed by rioter.
Asol is by far strongest. Bard is uncertain but probably up there somewhere

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I shit I actually didn't see xerath there. Xerath>brand>other shit.

Cause support and ADC have been overtuned for a few months now and the roles still haven't been fixed.

>That match
>That filename

you fags have gone full shounenshit power level posting

Wait so is Kalista using Hecarims spear to attack?

So, the Noxus lore update is happening next month. Who's ready for them to retcon Riven, Talon, and Vlad as gay?

Why are 3D traps never as cute as 2D ones?

>yurifags STILL being delusional
It really is

Reminder The Bloodlord is one chroma away from becoming a black metal frontman.

Please do. Maybe then vladfag will shut the fuck up.

They aren't gonna make riven gay. They're slapping a dick on her to bring her closer to boxbox

Yeah this makes far more sence.
why no love for darkin tho?

>tfw universe is filled with cuckolds, lesbians and gays
Fucking Anthony Burch, I didn't think it would be this bad

>Nunu
>Weak
OK, can we talk about the fact that Nunu is actually the strongest champion in League?
Nunu's ultimate is Absolute Zero.
Absolute Zero refers to 0 Kelvin. In Layman's terms, at zero kelvin it becomes so cold that atoms stop moving.
The entropy of gases, atoms and matter reaches it's minimal value. Since there is no more entropy and atoms do not move, nothing happens. NOTHING. At zero kelvin physics just stops.

Anyone caught in Nunu's ultimate would just die. Instantly. It is black hole level destruction power.
Which I think Riot translated to gameplay quite well.

Dude does this as a kid, imagine how powerful he would be when he grows up.

>Inb4 they rework Irelia and Akali's lore to make them lesbian lovers and Akali abandoned Zed's dojo because he prohibited her from loving Irelia because the evil bad guy is a homophobe.

How would you react?

>Riven with a canon penis

>used to play Vlad a shitton way back in the day
>own blood lord vladimir
>have only played vlad like once or twice since the rework
>have to use no skin until I get good with him so I don't get bullied for being a shitter with a legendary

Isnt the frost power are from the yeti?

i swear to god ill do it

talk me out of it