TF2 dev team has now been axed, so we need you guys from /tf2g/ to help create the new update. Posts ending in 8 are the patch notes. There's no way even this will be more of a letdown than what the actual dev team has given us so far.
Adam Williams
Digital Extremes is now in charge of TF2 development. Community based cosmetics get in every two weeks because they're SO busy working on that new update coming out soonTM
Zachary Thomas
Every post ending in 0 on /tf2g/, forever, becomes part of a weekly balance update that ships every Thursday.
Chase Rogers
move the goalpost, getting an 8 is LITERALLY impossible >"fun" update >increase party limit from 6 players to 12 >bring back the team doors in casual >sv_pure 0 >rename "community servers" to "server browser" and place it above casual >bring valve servers back to the browser >get rid of "too high up for any potential high-five partner" >endorse a bunch of popular community servers that aren't yiffshit >release 1 cosmetic >it's an apology note that this update was needed >fits neatly into the side, back or front pocket
Carson King
Pyro and Spy deleted.
Jackson Thompson
>contracts become permanente and are an optional weekly thing where you can get an unlocked crate to a limited cosmetic (cosmetics are only available through the contracts >crates reduced to a fraction of what they are, due to the new contract reward system. Only event amd holiday crates happen and they drop at rate of one per week. >FUCKING OPTIMIZATION TO THE BEST OF THIS FUCKONG ENGINES ABILITY, AN ENTIRE UPDATE THE SIZE OF JUNGLE INFERNO OR GREATER TO SOLELY OPTIMIZATION >competitive ui gets the major overhaul that we were promised for jungle inferno, pubs are now secondary in terms of importance. >now have competitive contracts that can only be done in comp mode, rewards including random unlocked crates and a babe progression system that goes up in ranks (ie: tin,bronze,silver,gold, ect.) >reworked anti cheat, to be up to date and concurrent with modern cheats >more crafting options, all hats are now available to craft and the artificial rarity section is done away with, making slight adjustments so that hats meant to be rare are slightly harder to inbox and not outright impossible. >6's recognized as the flagship competitive outlet and has full valve support with yearly international competition with a substantial prize pool >other formats are recognized bit won't receive the same amount of embellishment >a new mvm campaign with new maps, difficulty levels and rare drops.(Something along the lines of platinum weapons or irradiated weapons) >updated class tutorials on how to effectively use all of the classes and all of what the game has to offer (how to use the server browser, how to rocket/sticky jump, how to change gov ect.) >sv_bepis enabled
Ethan Phillips
is the rescue ranger still useful?
Henry Miller
its a mandatory equip
Angel Turner
Casual mode deleted
Competitive now has standard classlimits
All weapons that are currently blacklisted in 6s are sent into the trashcan
Pyro deleted
Lucas Stewart
>added no-hats mode: enable this in advanced options to disable all cosmetics, skins, and killstreaker effects (can still view a player's cosmetics using inspect and in freezecams) >changed casual next map voting system: only maps from the same game type are offered, requeue to play another game type
Zachary Sanchez
>TF2 has been ported to Source 2! >- In order to port the game, we had to axe current item inventories. We couldn't figure out how to transfer them over.
Lincoln Davis
Casual removed and sixes are the only match making allowed otherwise you are sent to the server browser Most advanced options are check by default, like damage numbers and such Under the hood interp settings are not trash.
Jayden Richardson
>sv_pure 0 >halloween spells are back >weapon drops now only through contract >strangifiers for every missing weapon even the saxxy >updated hats >tons of optimizations >game size reduced by 5gb >ad-hoc connections are now optional
Liam Morales
That's it, thread's dead.
Benjamin Phillips
Thread's dead baby. Thread's dead.
Bentley Gutierrez
NICE!
I would unironically laugh my ass off if this happened.
Chase Cook
holy shit finally
Bentley Wood
They should do this, but unironically.
John Russell
When ur nutting with the Scott res and nock a med into one of your TRAPS with ANOTHER TRAP youtu.be/eFVj0Z6ahcI
Lincoln Butler
To be fair, you have to be very skilled to play Pyro. The skill ceiling is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the class will go over a typical player's head. There's also Pyro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personality draws heavily from My Little Pony for instance. Pyro mains understand this stuff; they have the skill to truly appreciate the depths of the class, to realize that they're not just Pro- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pyro truly ARE n00bs- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in Pyro's existential catchphrase "HUDDA HUDDA HA," which itself is a cryptic reference to Valve's classic "Meet the Pyro", I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gaben's genius deletes other classes with minimal effort. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a strange Balloonicorn. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the healsluts' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're female(male) beforehand.
Oliver Hall
why do most people choose Harvest in KOTH on Casual mode
Makoto is best girl
Robert Torres
That's not Tae
Liam Powell
>That's not Tae you're not wrong
Colton Nelson
Why are people here so gay?? Is it because there's practically nobody else in the game but manly dudes (minus Scout, he's a twink)
Liam Price
>not wanking to Miss Pauling
Leo Lewis
>not wanking to fempyro
Elijah Ramirez
>>fempyro I curse this meme Also Pauling isn't all that hot but she is nice looking at least I think this game could use a legit trap tho
Brayden Powell
Original design pauling>nupauling
Anthony Cruz
Why are the tf2 comics so dumb now?
William Allen
>Why are the tf2 comics so dumb now? >now
Brody White
>now the very first comic ever was about how sniper took magic pills so he could produce more pee to throw on people
Nathan Roberts
what's the password for the scrap.tf event raffle?
Elijah Fisher
footrest
Grayson Parker
You're right but it's undeniably gotten worse
Dylan Reed
(((Geel)))
Jayden Walker
Anyone know of a screenshot gallery showing how the stat clocks look on every weapon?
Lincoln Torres
>worse what makes you say that
Anthony Murphy
>he lets his friends pocket him in pubs
Isaac Carter
Inspect a strange war paint from the Steam Community Market and then just go down the weapon list.
Carter Hill
>tf2 comics >dumb
Christopher Rivera
desu honestly they would never do it.
Gavin Brown
Which event raffle. There are several different ones. Give the link, and I can give the answer.
Logan Cox
am I gay if I use the cute suit?
Aaron Howard
No.
Christopher Clark
Yes
Kayden Scott
Thanks. Good lord this shit looks so stupid on most of these weapons, especially the melees, specifically the medic's. I actually wanted a strange kill covered iron bomber but the fucking clock just looks so distracting and ruins the look.
DE in charge of tf2 would unironically make it a thousand times better
Sebastian Mitchell
thats canon, lmao.
Colton Garcia
Rayshud used to be able to rotate and scale the 3d model on the inventory screen.
What happened?
Jace Phillips
demoman takes kill
Benjamin Thompson
M2 and m3 ya doofus
Jaxson Murphy
...
Jackson Rodriguez
Engineer buff: Engineer will get a 'grace' period when destroying his teleporter entrance with the PDA to plant another one at the same level. Makes it easier on cp maps to have an effective teleporter
Wyatt Morales
i like it
Joseph Morgan
better idea >carrying teleporters doesn't slow you down
Christopher Davis
t. non-european that was never forced to play reckoner in a real match Reckoner is garbage literally the reason for the DHW stalemate that caused the teams to be kicked out due to running out of time
Charles Ramirez
why is backburner allowed in leagues? isn't the crit exploit well-known ? or is it just too hard to perform to be an issue?
Jonathan Lopez
scrap.tf rafdles Emote CS:GO Skins 172.104.15.12:27015 Saint Nicholas ???? Grinch
just code a better tf2 raffle site its not hard or pay me $1000 an ill do it
Dylan Gomez
new engikeer weapon the dark justice PDA sleek black look, has a sticker of your waifu +when any building is destroyed the engineer will shout one of his melee battle cry voice lines, gain 1 second of crits, make the next building he builds build 300% faster, gain 1 second of Uber charge, gain 500% head and 300% body size, and gain +25 max HP -no random criticals thoughts?
Mason Brooks
So is valve ever going to fix pyro, or are we going to have to play vs 4 pyros/phlog medic combos every match?
Matthew Reed
how to fix medic >give all primaries passive reload (only xbow has it atm) >give needle primaries improved range and remove random spread >remove uber building from xbow >reduce vacc resistance >reduce quick-fix heal rate
Adam Foster
I'm still banned from Scrap.tf because of that one time ages ago when the guy got all angry and banned everyone from this thread
he made a raffle 'specially for' us, only posting it here then banned everyone who joined. what a cunt
Owen Wilson
lmao how does Veeky Forums get cucked by one dude you guys arent epic at all
Christian Howard
how to fix scout >remove soda popper from game >remove critacola from game