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xth for my wife Syndra

>tfw no qt petite smug gf

?????

Very epic honor system, riot.

fuck the Lulufag

xth for my lovely husband and love of my life, Kled the cantankerous cavalier.

hey someone took a screenshot of an opgg game where you were playing veigar 2 threads ago

I want to pump Namifag full of cum!

This was riot trying to compensate champs who needed to reach certain waveclear thresholds (Ekko's q clearing the caster minions with ap blues or something like that). The problem is there is way too much for a small rune.

Post Bard

I wish Bard was my dad, he's probably immune to cancer

she honestly looks more joyful than smug in that picture

you cant hate lulufags, kled has a crush on lulu

>The problem is there is way too much for a small rune
*way too much shit going on

>tummy hurt
>go diarrhea
>tummy no longer hurt

uhhh lolbabs?

>playing late last night
>Try to gank bot, our Jhin doesn't do anything
>Tell him to kill himself and then afk and go to bed.
>Wake up next morning and promoted to honor 4

Kek

Finally Varus's scarf makes sense. He has to look fabulous while killing people

>tfw bot lane suck dick
>enemy bot just rotates to your lane after they got tower
>3 ppl on your lane
>cant do shit even after you was wining
Litteraly 0 couterplay. >ADC IN 2017!!!! BOYS

>made with the blood of his enemies
Varus is a true fashionista.

>Riot makes a based semen demon
>also retconnes a based character into a triple fag

Islam cant win soon enough. Fuck this company.

guess you can use it against super minions late game if you dave them and your inhibots go down.

>making a new thread before auto sage

Are you people retarded?

>m-m-muh image limit!!!

Okay so you are retarded

>implying the varus change isn't appeasing SJW's so that Morgana, Kayle, and Irelia can become even sexier in their updates

Please post Bard. Lots of Bard. He's the light of my life.

Hello newshit

Halas, even if Kled were a dirty heterosexual he'd go for a better yordle girl and not the worst of the three.

Welcome to our [[[[[image]]]]]]board newfag

Hello retard. How many cocks have you sucked today?

>imageboard without images
>calls others retarded

>It's a "You can easily win if you just group up but for some reason your team refuses to do so" episode
>It's a rerun

Why though
Why do they keep airing this shit?
I can't understand the mindset.

A lot, I'm trying my hardest but no one can beat your record.

Hopefully it takes heat off of the CaitlynxVi meme. Hopefully Burch realizes such pandering is hack work

Im so glad my main is banned with all my Varus skins

Fucking fag champ, fucking fag company.

Other gens wait until auto-sage, even if image limit is reached, little sweeties

Bard is my DADDY!

yordle boys are for BANDLING waifus. Kled x Sona comic when??

I've considered using it on Jhin before for reloading and grenade synergy but I'm too lazy to get used to timing it since it's not instant.

IT'S DECEMBER
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS SALES
I WANNA BUY SKINS ALREADY
FUCK

Goodbye, best Husbando.

Shouldn't be hard to beat zero, guess you are just too ugly :P

What if Bard got a jazz skin with a saxophone and everything. Would you instantly become a Bard main?

>supporting a degenerate company

>Hopefully Burch realizes such pandering is hack work
Never gonna happen. At best the company will continue to restrain him more

(tinfoil hat time)
>Riot games hires burch specifically to restrain him internally but never fire him so no other company that's less equipped to manage his damage has to deal with him again

Cait x Vi may as well be canon.
If only Riot would pick up wind of the Sona x Ahri meme though...

most of the popular ones dont
and just because some retardeds smear poop on their walls doesnt mean we should all do it right, hunnybunny?

You're here, you're no better
>b-but I don't give them money
Doesn't matter, playing the game in and of itself is a form of support.

>sweetie
shitpost harder

That's touching to see that he misses his sister!

Unrivaled best couple

>splitpushing buffed next patch

who ready for D CANE PUT IT DOWN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>Cait x Vi may as well be canon.
Wrong. Kys. they don't even have any lore stories together or any interactions that would suggest so

#LATABITCH
#BIGGESTMISTAKEOFYOURLIVE

>Burch
>Not being a hack

So what you're saying is that Cait x Vi is going to be canon soon enough.

Which League girl is most likely to be into orgasm denial?

Poppy is like an opposite to him, they'd never get a long
Tristana is too righteous
only lulu is crazy enough
but she will never settle for his tiny centuries old cock
she prefers superior male human snakes

NEVER
Like I said, if Kled was a heterosexual he would have have taste in women and not fuck the first terrible waifu he can find.
Kled is for other boys only anyway!

>trick2g can finally start enjoying this shit game again

all i care about. this motherfucker got me in to league when I saw his Gangplank mid game against Twisted Fate.

youtube.com/watch?v=fLAlo-7odbM

>small tits Vi

Fuck off with this shit.

>tfw a Rioter would rather shitpost than make a single Vlad lore hint

Sucks being a mistake

Just bough a project champion orb with rest of my tokens and got additional 3 orbs from it. What's the % chance of getting another orb anyway?

Yo /lolg/, what lane do you main and why do you like playing it so much?

>It's a "Dumbass thinks you should group every game no matter the team comp" episode
>can't tell if it's from the Bronze or Silver season

ayo we back ONCE amuthafukin gain, got dat cane top my way

They have that in common at least.
Kled would rather use his ass to ride massive monster dicks and dominate other yordle boys.

How do convince my gf that she is not fat so she is happy enough to play league with me ? I sent her pic related to show her using science that she is borderline underweight even. 130 pounds is nothing and I keep telling her you gotta factor your height in. You are taller than the average woman. Being 130 pounds as a tall girl with dem long legs is not the same as being 130 pounds as a girl under 160 cm. She won’t understand.

When the entire enemy team is at your third mid tower, and the side lanes are at your 1st tower.
ITS TIME TO FUCKING GROUP UP

What are you talking about? You can win every game by grouping up as much as possible. Be sure to hug as close as you can for extra chance to win!

>trick2g can finally start enjoying this shit game again
the new runes have been a godsend for him, finally his mains are actually viable again.

...

Pale prince

I like getting in the middle of the enemy team and setting up a beautiful multikill

>Look up for League Guide in YT
>See nothing but clickbaits with only caps and 100 pictures on the thumbnails
Why do people support that kind of cancer?

I main top.

I don't like top.

But it's all I've got.

Easy. Tell her if she was fat she'd at least have some nice tits and those mosquito bites are no longer cutting it.

Never use YT guides for anything other than the most basic shit.

I like playing top because I can beat and abuse my lane opponent without people interfering just like an abusive father and his family. Then when my opponent is battered, pleading, and emotionally scarred I go and abandon them and drink with my team

>women
>logic
good luck

dats a qt kleddo

Since when is 175 considered tall?

Mate I'm autstic as fuck and I know there's no way she's going to believe you, some women just need constant reassurance, it's not something that's going to go away

That's how marketing works.
>game for kids
>contented targeted for kids

Which league girl is most likely to make you call her mommy?

5'8 is above average for a woman

>*teleports behind you*
>*blocks your path*
>"Just the luck of the draw, kid"

GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T PLAY AERY ON LUX

LUX CASTS SPELLS ON ALLIES WHY SHOULDN'T I PLAY AERY TO SYNERGIZE WITH THAT HUH WHY SHOULDN'T I PUT THE CUTEST RUNE ON THE CUTEST GIRL

HUH???

i just remembered inhib turrets used to have lasers instead of normal shots
dear god why'd that happen

>1.75M/59Kg
>fat
what the fuck
she isn't tall, but 59kg is pretty low

The average height for women is like 164 cm. It’s not tall for a guy but it’s tall for a girl.

how do i play the big cat?

>How do convince my gf that she is not fat so she is happy enough to play league with me ?
asking the real questions

TF is unironically one of the most fun people to play

>kill three shitters
>jungle is running towards you
>"I'M GONE."

>bot laners are getting ganked
>Ult to their lane
>"IT AIN'T LUCK, IT'S DESTINY"

You can't. It only works on the other 3 minion types.

The official answer is in the patch notes when the laser was introduced (4.20 blaze it)

THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBB.... B.... BITCH?

N-no. He's such a hack that he doesn't realize he's a hack. So he'll shy away from CaitlynxVi seeing it as "beneath" him.

Caitlyn deserves an actual story, not some yuripandering shit. What was her private investigator work like? How'd she meet and work with Vi? And meeting at the bar and mashing clams isn't a good story

>LUX CASTS SPELLS ON ALLIES
Nobody who plays Lux outside of silver wastes skill points on her shield until there is nothing else to use it on.

>implying the allies don't dodge the sheild 90% of the time

Exactly, so why not pick up a rune that makes it a little tougher since you'll still pay one skill point at lvl 3 and are going to use it anyway.
Anyone who's touched a Crusader's Crossbow can skillshot their own allies.

Lol I didn’t know women on average were that short

>spectate game for a friend
>there's a lux support with vayne adc
>vayne eats every poke, every skillshot, every hook
>vayne masterfully dodges lux's shield with tumbles and flashes

depends on your country the global average has a ton of asian women in it who are very small in general

Why are you so mad your waifu has yuri porn