League of Legends General - /lolg/

stay safe, /lolg/

>ywn punch Riven in the face, feeling the satisfying crunch as her nose breaks

slut, why are you shitposting past your bed time?

xth for breast metal waifu

Annie was the first champ I played and I'll always love playing her.

>Tfw ganking a lane but taking the kill

How big is her cock?

>want to play normals so I can git gud and play ranked
>too intimidated to click play, always opt out for some ARAM or something instead at the last minute
>at first I thought it was because I don't want to do bad in SR or be dumpstered by a stronger player and feel like shit
>but this happens all the time in ARAM especially if you random a shit comp
>still find myself constantly queuing for arams and don't play SR unless a friend specifically asks me to join them, I can't solo queue for it to save my life and I don't know why
>I'm not scared of doing bad, I'm not scared of learning, I don't know what the fuck it is
Somebody please help me with whatever this is. How do I just do it?

Is she perfect in bed

Which PROJECT would you fuck
Bonus points for genderswap

I loved Reworked Eve and Pre-Reworked Eve.
She's so darn CUTE.

We can play SR together user =) if you are on euw that is

>tfw no khazix gf

Vayne, Ashe, Fiora, or Leona. I can't decide which ENHANCED CYBORG PUSSY I want

A female Project Zed.
There's something about helmets without visors.

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>Riven players
Bitch kept spamming surrender vote even though we won most teamfights, and then ragequit near the end
>Zoefags
>she barely even did anything; the bubble was more of an annoyance than anything

>inb4 my build is retarded
>inb4 shit cs
>inb4 >normals

I am looking to recreate Xayah using some illusion software but I need some help theorizing a few things.

For of all; Xayah has some bandages wrapping her legs, does it stand to reason that she would have similar bandages under her armor (like a sarashi)?

And secondly, since she has a nose ring, is it likely that she would have piercings in other places or not so much?

carry harder

what do you guys think about Trick2G?

When the skin tab came in I realized I had a bunch of Ryze skins that I didn't even know I owned so I started playing him for the first time. He's pretty fun and so is his character.

>S+
yeeeeeeaaaa boi

too bad I refuse to spend BE on mastery, plus red is the best looking color

Alright anonymous. I'm back. I need some information from lolg. If you would, please share your

Main
Waifu
Rank
Season you started
Server
Nationality
Age
Sex
Favorite Food
Fetishes

A reminder that it's canon.

Promoting actual game discussion!

The important question you have to consider is does she wear panties

I want to protect Riven from bullies!

I him watch sometimes, he's good entertainment but I'm not 100% sold on all of his advice

Are those leaves pants or pubic hair?

My cock in your mouth promotes actual game discussion!

Why would an animal wear panties like civilized people do?

I want to hug rakkan !

So yeah your probably nervous about disappointing your team mixed with some good old fashion fear of the unknown, this was something i had and racked up 3000 bot games.
Realize that everyone in your games are not robots and will make these mistake, only people not worth your time will give you angry flak for it.
Set yourself goals, myself I set Mastery Goals and Play Lists i.e. "I will play this champion until X Mastery level" and " I will play X Y Z in no particular order"

go away fbi

I think he benefited the most from the new season, he gets to do a bunch of dumb shit

Project Zed is unironically the best Project skin. It helps a lot that the Project trailer made him into a total badass 1v3ing Fiora/Yi/Lucian.
He absolutely stole the show

been having fun with Press the Attack and Glacial Augment on Teemo

You will NEVER get my personal information your fucking shill
Like fucking seriously, anonymity does mean tell someone everything about yourself.

>you can see him getting more self conscious about his hair

You know, I've only hated Riven for her mechanics. But this incessant amount of content spitting on her is slowly going to make me want to defend her. Seems this champ more than even cancer like Zoe or Yasuo really gets the hate of the people

I'd shave it off, I don't give a damn

does marine come here to shitpost sometimes anymore?

Because user, wearing very lewd panties is more lewd than being nude.

I love his cranky cynical attitude, it's great.
>You know what I miss? Standing still.
>This would be so much easier if I didn't give a damn

I hate a majority of his fans, but Trick himself is actually pretty funny to watch sometimes.

when she was released she was top tier powercreep cancer

>no mana
>ton of mobility
>FREE stats
>shield
>hard cc in an aoe

yeah now compared to other cancers shes not top tier anymore

are draft normals worth playing at all if I haven't played normals in literally years? I don't know how the match making works so if I end up playing people way above or below me I don't think it's worth my time

How is it that most low elo players can't even begin to grasp the concept of playing support, the easiest role in the game by far? About a third of all supports I see don't by sightstone, and about half never buy the red trinket. And of course there's always the ones who don't even buy the starting support item, or just sell it later for MORE DAMAGE!!1! Like, I know they're bad at the game in general, but this Gibus-Engi-just-builds-on-last-and-turtles-all-game levels of stupid

>on-hit varus

lucky you, must have a good headshape. i look like an aylmao

fuckin hell

>Main
Taric

>Waifu/Husbando
Not from this game but Kid Cobra from ARMS

>Rank
Gold 2

>Season you started
2

>Server
NA

Nationality
U.S

>Age
22

>Sex
Female(male)

>Favorite Food
I don't know but I really like chicken

>Fetish
Musky male crotches and knight helmets and armor

Saya champ when?

Don't forget how much better her shield used to be, all Riven mains should be gassed

Several of you faggots claim waifu but very few of you know their lore.

Why is this?

Yeah no user, I was there for the era of Riven. I was top main. I wanted to fucking slit my wrists and die. Still her story had a charm to it.

click on "play". click on "draft pick". set position to "fill" or whatever. then "find match". then don't cancel queue. force yourself to get into champ select. if someone dodges, dont stop queue. focus on getting into champ select. then focus on getting through champ select.

because once you get through champ select, you're in game and you're good

>implying wearing a skirt without panties isn't the lewdest

>literally broken champion
>Riot: n-no she was designed to be that way xD"

Riven should just die.

I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER
WE'RE DRIFTING DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE
TRIED TO PULL US UNDER
KEEP HOLDING OUT FOR THE OTHER SIDE

>get SG soraka from project skin box
Finally all of those shitty overcharge games pay off

how much money has he made from his patent?

Riven mains cried when she was getting a rework so they're slowly gutting her until there's none left.

I was trying something different, as I've been seeing quite a few Varus' build Guinsoo's lately. It was okay, but I still prefer Lethality Varus

lore is for nerds

because these wiafu fags are weak shit, acting more on their lust than their brains.

Because riot changes lore more often than your mom takes it up the ass

>enemy Riven salty in post-game because I play Garen in normals

How do I convince people to gift me stuff? I just want Elementalist Lux (now that Deathsworn Kat is gone)

>Main
Twitch
>Waifu
Jinx
>Rank
G3
>Season you started
Mid Season 6
>Server
NA
>Nationality
Muria
>Age
20
>Sex
M
>Favorite Food
Unironically Burgers
>Fetishes
Petite Girls, Handholding, Facesitting

doesn't he live or used to live in a boat?

how come lulu is so best in every aspect?
how could anyone not like her?

Sona
Sona
Plat
1
NA
the states
26
Male
bibimbap
d/s and lots of stuff related to that like shibari and servitude

what are you guys worried about? None of this is meaningful

Is poppy support-viable anymore?
A dual lane of ernest elf trist and reindeer poppy would be cute af

>picking Garen in normals

/lolg/ I haven't played LoL in a couple of months. I had not played in quite a while before the rune rework and now that I want to get into it again I'm unsure of how to build champions anymore. What is the ultimate retard guide to runes?

suck their dicks

>Mundo/WW, might start maining ADC this season because almost all my losses are from that lane feeding.
>Xayah
>G5
>3
>NA
>American
>25
>Boy (male)
>Spaghetti
>Impregnation, mindbreak, raceplay, handholding.

>playing garen unironically outside of normals

COME ONE

SHOOT FASTER

JUST A LITTLE BIT OF NRG YEAH

what's your point

>is an amerimutt posting their info as if matter thread

What

shut up kooba!
I'm not gonna be part of the system

>t. FBI
Nah fuck off, you can pull my information out of my ISP, you're not getting shit from me.

How can someone be so wrong. And even then, she's just gonna remove the panties but keep everything intact when having sex.

>picking muh mechanically intense champions even though you never played him/her before
>losing your team the game
How does it feel to hold down your team user ?

Xayah atm
(Old) Fiora
Unranked
Season 2
NA
Italian American
24
Burgers
Traps

To this day that's still a good read.

Leme doodle some ideas for yall. Bonus if tarics involved