/meg/ - Mass Effect General

I was making the other one, but I was going to wait until the bump limit was reached, unlike that thing.
Guess I'll save him for next thread.

in case anyone wants spes stuff

>1335x897 collage
kys my man

I was in a hurry

>when someone says they don't like Tali

I don't like Tali

...

are those heads?

Late night Jack post!

Not really a Star Trek follower but I'm pretty sure they're Tribbles.

Late night Li-Ara post!

thats weird, I thought I saw faces

The letter Jack is composing to Shepard is also at deviantart.com/art/See-you-Soon-John-717880045 for any interested Jackfags.

its nice, but it's doesn't seem like Jack, too mellow and not enough swears. and she does't seem the camping type, though I would love to take her. thanks for that

however...

>that ending
>her name
No.

shep has some mammoth-sized hands

Hold the phone. That’s a customRyder. How did they do this?

>all these "jokes" about vetra being tall
>she's not actually tall for a turian
>people genuinely didn't know turians are on average taller than humans

This is one bit of evidence I consider when concluding that ME:A's audience is different than ME1-3's and was made for that different audience

what does that even mean

you just make this up?

i saw some anons talking about futa-asari last thread... do asari actually have dicks? how does the reproduction work?
real responses pls.

what? you think that thieving cunt has clean, washed, silky smooth hair under her helmet that she never takes off?
if Quarians had hair they would have some dirty ass, greasy hair and dandruff and skin infections all over their scalp.

they have MT's

forgot it was canon for quarians to never wash their hair while living without their suit.

>while living without their suit.
they dont live without their suits.

Goodnight guys

you were referring to a picture in which she was living without her suit.

she still had the suit on didn't she? as for the helmet and her hair, its complete bullshit. she would not have healthy locks of hair when she kept a helmet on for 99% of her time alive.

Good guys win again.

>2221
so close

no suit in the pic. doesn't matter, it's not important. let fanart be fanart.

Turians in ME1-ME3 aren't actually noticeably taller than humans. The engine never got this right.

the Halo trilogy had the same in-engine proportion inaccuracies.

hey guys

i just really wanna put my dick inside miranda's asshole right now

that's all

so do a hundred thousand other men

I remember Elites and Brutes looked huge in Halo relative to regular humans.

Yeah, Elites and Brutes are pretty huge compared to marines.
Can't find any good images that properly show it, though.

Live.

This pic is missing a butt.

...

Ah, yes. There's the missing butt.

Early Miri post

...

...

howe do gunne grip worke???!?

The good guys will always win here.

the most important mass effect poll of all time

strawpoll.me/14519536

fuck off t*rian loving cuck

>tfw no renegade femshep gf to bully me

Quarians and non-cocked asari.

you forgot the turians, asari, elcor and salarians

>Lists more than Batarians
Batarians are the only ones that should be eradicated.

so no asari then?

I need to eat Miranda's tiny perfect little butthole

>tiny

>Bought GOTY edition DA:I off PSN for 10$
Descent should have been longer. I'd've been fucking outraged if I'd bought it stand-alone for 15$ like they sell it.

>twn be a DA game centered around clearing Darkspawn out of the Deep Roads and restoring them
>ywn never be a badass Grey Warden and dedicate your life to killing Darkspawn and reclaiming the Deep Roads

The non-cocked ones. Liara, Samara, Tevos, Aria's tiny one, they all stay.
NCs who ain't got no MTs gots to go.

wrong thread nigger

/dag/ doesn't seem to exist anymore

Not the guy you are responding to, but it looks like /dag/ is gone. How long has it been gone? That's pretty funny considering Mass Effect seems killed by Bioware but we actually are getting another DA game.

why not make a new thread then?

I don't have the OP pasta and you getting a stick your vagina over it isn't enough motivation for me to find it.

How does the human guy hold the rifle ???

It loks like he copied the pose from something else, then pasted the rifle onto that. The left hand doesn't make sense, either, the rifle is resting on the wrist.

gas the angarans

anything from andromeda has already been stricken from record and memory for being trash

This is tough because Batarians are basically spaceniggers, but niggers still exist.

Femtur degenerates will defend it.

Truly the worst kind of 'people'.

> anything from andromeda
> being trash

Except for femturs

>quarians winning
b-but my waifu

disgusting.

>you take your ayy gf home and theirs a dog
>What species your gf
>What breed is the dog
>How do they react

Hey /meg/, divegrass is today, against /aog/ in less than an our sweating intensifies

Stream location: pastebin.com/05dqwDEE

Excellent, take lots of screens of our win.

Does that fucking thing actually fly above him during the game?

Yes, it's great.

>Not owning a Varren

>Jackfag

Yep.

Wrong.

Asari

Varren are nothing but vermin like the meme monkeys.

...

they're both so cute!

why do I care more about this than actual football?

Because that's what you deserve you heretic

Did they ever fix Vetra's fucking manchin, for some reason she's not only taller and bulkier than the rest of the female turians, but she also has a longer chin which is really unpleasant. They managed to make an appealing Turian with Nyreen already so why did they fuck this one up?

I look at Andromeda and it feels like the team wanted to make the females as unappealing as possible on purpose

We had best fucking win.

>Kai Leng already managed to fuck it up

oh well

They already scored?

>Already scored on so early
It's ogre