League of Legends General - /lolg

LP MAKES ME VERY ORRRNNYYYYY

old threed

eyosongive.us

who are the Cleveland Browns of League of Legends?

DELETE ORNN NOW

xth for my wife Syndra

>tfw no qt petite gf

>You STILL lost LP when some cocksucker dcs

Most infuriating thing about the game.

aram is even more snowbally now
played 5 games all ended in less than 15 minutes

First for every post below this one should be League-related.

TL already has 2 gorillion players
why would they need one more

I need pictures of f/f couples.

we'll find out in the next few seasons, everything has changed

C9

#freemickey

Okay

I want Morgana and Kayle to take turns riding me

xth for breast metal waifu

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>99 lp

I want to die this way

>it takes only 1 (one) retarded in your team to autolose the game

hehe noise game

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Post gay darkin

why don't they round up LP gain or at least let you keep excess LP

why do they think that playing and winning 1 single LP feels good? the promo system is shit

Like this except with Morgana and Kayle? I'd be okay with it

>adc nukes first wave before you can relic shield a melee creep
>adc misses last hits
>adc always autoattacks creeps even when you shouldn't be shoving

STAND BACK
IM GOING TO JUNGLE

>c9 bought 2 draft picks

why did they do this

>ywn help femAatrox get through her period by drinking all her blood
y live

other teams already had their rosters locked so they sold their picks to the highest bidder

Yes, exactement

It would probably be less of a physical plane of pleasure, and more a of a full on spiritual orgasm from those tight angel pussies.

>and more a of a full on spiritual orgasm
You're probably right, it would feel like your entire soul is orgasming

>two Veeky Forums as fuck qts in hotpants
p-phew

It's mostly uterine lining. Chunky.

>ywn be leglocked by both of them

>ywn witness a doujin where the experienced kat is showing akali the ropes her first time

With her cock?

4th for the best daddy.

dunno man, lux and zoe were one shooting everybody, we won anyways

FEMALE DARKIN WHEN STOP TEASING ME DAMM RIOT

>Picked up SG Ahri from a lootbox
>Decide to try and learn Ahri
>play like shit most of the time
>Finally start getting a few good games
>Suddenly divebomb into even more shit than ever

Am I just retarded or is Ahri actually hard to use?
It feels like I just explode whenever I try to do anything at all.

With her cock.

The most difficult mechanic on Ahri is using your ult to reposition your Q to catch someone who dashed or flashed with the true damage.

Other than that she's pretty straight forward.

Why are Aatrox and Rhaast sitting in Vlad?

No fuck that.
Akali walks in on Kat having her way with some guy and offers to help guide Akali through her first time because sharing is caring

Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.

>thread being this slow
>4 minutes between posts
ded game ded thred ded waifus

i know what you mean about getting trash adcs. the experience has been rougher while trying to play adc though. i just gave up on playing for half the day today since i couldnt get a game without my support being complete trash and/or feeding their ass off. i can carry trash IF they are playing around me, otherwise we lose

Are you gay if you're 2/3 gay?

What do you actually get from posting the same shit over and over?

Holy fuck I forgot how good this movie was.

Vayne is the perfect blend of Mina and Van Helsing.

She is a sexually repressed Victorian woman AND the famous hunter.

She is perfect for Balkan enchanted blood dick.

>get an ali support
>fails every combo
>say nothing
>knocks them to safety during lane multiple times
>knock vayne out of my q (im lucian)
>roams top level 5 to help a 0/4 vlad when we are winning lane even though he fucks up
>keeps roaming top for no reason to feed kills
>spings ? when im pushing back a wave thats crashing

i remember why i stopped playing adc now

Do you want a real answer or a meme answer?

god i wish you were sexually repressed aswell, i wouldnt have to endure such abhorrent posts

they want to go swimming in vlad

He is probably less than 66% gay because the guys weren't 100% gay each

if you the balls touched a single time for a split second you are a gay forever

Not a serious one, haha. I'm thinking Varus only gets boners for murder though.

>It feels like I just explode whenever I try to do anything at all.
She is not as braindead as most other assassins/mages so you gotta think before you go in. Don't force plays if you know you'll get fucked if you miss the charm and use up your ult.

>get a blitz support
>immediately walks into lane and starts spamming laugh
>misses his first grab
>spams laugh and mastery taunt
>misses another grab
>manually walks up after missing
>gets BTFO, flashes and dies to ignite
>spam pings me csing at the wave
>proceed to spam ping me while walking back to lane and spamming mastery and feeding
>disconnects after 0-7 and says "shit adc gg"
I remember why I stopped playing adc now

Just watched all the KeSPA games, hype for the LCK season

Khan and Peanut are fucking SCARY in combination, especially considering that bdd and PraY/Gorilla are possibly the best in the league at playing with low-economy so Peanut can focus his attention top

Score still deserves a team that steps up for once but I can see KT sandbagging/choking again

I was.

But not anymore.

This man saved me

How big is it? Whose is it? Or... Who's bigger?

Kled is such a cute! I love him and I am married to him! :3

How about
Akali wants to give Shen a present for being a good teacher so she asks Kat for advice. Akali then sends a message to Shen to come to her room since she has something special for him and then sex happens

w-what kind of daddy

Have you ever actually read the book?

The movie is trash compared to it.

Mina hates Dracula, she stays loyal to Johnathan outside of being breastfed blood by Dracula because he's a kinky fuck.

In fact, even after finding out Johnathan slept with 3 Vampiric Wenches, Mina still forgave him and loved him the more.

This movie disgusts me.

The Frankenstein one was actually pretty good though.

yes thanks right away

>SKT was not able to get Marin and Blank can't work well as a starter
>LZ, KT and SSG are terrifying right now
How hard is SKT thinking of killing itself right now?

Cute monster loving!

To be honest with you Kat and Akali are some of the champs I can't imagine with cocks. I'm pretty degenerate so I can imagine a lot. But to answer your question: It would depend on who. Kat-8in. Akali-6in.

>CLG pick a veteran jungler

wow what a shocker

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nintendude is literally our guy

Yeah that's the point though, the book is some questionable views on Victorian female sexuality.

The movie does a very sympathetic look on Dracula and being the dawn of the liberal 90s does a very favourable representation of the liberation of female sexuality.

All the reason to love it so much.

the best part is they also put an offer down for Impact and he refused

Longzhu came out of nowhere after one split of being together so I expect them to go nowhere but up, the main reason that they lost to Samsung at worlds is because Ambition was fucking everywhere and heavily outplayed Cuzz

Is it gay if you appreciate other mens aesthetics but aren't attracted to them?

>deathfire grasp
I miss you so.

But that's wrong though.

It violates literally the established state of what made Mina, Mina. She resisted vampirification, something Lucy couldn't do. And the fact that Mina was intelligent (she had an actual job and managed to provide for herself as well) and compassionate.

The film just makes her look like a daft cunt who listens an itch. Which she never got around the count.

The movie is shit and your taste is shit.

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I just want silly Darkin stuff.

when do these jews sell chromas for ip?

/lolg/! Wish me luck pls. Cool skins only! No Olaf this time!

What elo has the fastest queue times?

Maybe you just hate the message.

That would work
As long as Kat is there too

darkin doing silly GAY stuff
aatrox/rhaast is fucking cute, gimme more of that shit

You don't have to start a new paragraph every sentence, dorks

literally around 1-2 weeks ago

just carry harder xD

2 times a year. Next one will probably be around next midseason.

silver 3

how do I build sion? lolking's guide look like shit

Best chance SKT has got to at least be somewhat strong is getting Duke back but I'm not seeing it happening.

There was also the pressure everyone felt when it was their first Worlds and how they forced Khan to play tank champions of all things.

Nunu bot.

>Is a woman
>Approves of women behaving like sluts

I bet you've cheated on your ex's before.

CLG is looking good next year, although I'm a bit concerned about shotcalling now that Aphromoo is gone- Gameover feels like a good fit for the team though

Biofrost is good but the competition for top 4 got a lot harder with the best bot in the west coming to NA and Liftlift/Olleh combo to compete with

I hope s t a r b o i continues to develop into a superstar now that he has the rest of EU's good players to compete with

tfw no good skins

It's kinda easy to hate a stupid message.

holy shit nerf sona

that's what the meta was though, if Khan wants to be the best he's gotta develop his tank pool

nice to know everyone has playoff experience now though