>$120b in venture capital
Holy fuck how fucking stupid do you have to be to invest that much in a fucking juice bag squeezer?
$120b in venture capital
Henry Brooks
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Levi Powell
>ywn never live in silicon valley
>ywn get billions for dumbshit
Jacob Flores
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Michael Peterson
I wonder what his race is
Blake Harris
Yeah, "why would you mess with that?"
Amazingly, you can just buy vegetables at the market and eat them
Jaxon Murphy
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Ryder Nguyen
PURE COINCIDENCE
Anthony Reyes
>The press will retail for $400
:^)
Isaac Campbell
Jewcero
Ryder Perry
Why wouldnt i just use a blender?
Luke Hill
what the fuck?
juice bags will cost $25 and be must slightly over a few litres, willing to bet on it
such a dumb system, it'll work on millenials
Isaac Taylor
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Connor Sullivan
They cost 8 dollars and are single serve bags.
Basically its a more expensive canned drink.
Carter Lewis
wait does it just squeeze a bag?
Lincoln Collins
the fact that you can squeeze the bags yourself isnt the worst thing.
who the fuck buys a "juicer" that just crushes premade bags of shit when you could buy a normal juicer/blender and put any shit in it you want, or just buy prebottled shit and skip the middleman?
John Carter
i live in silicon valley. dumbshit pays the bills
Luke Sanchez
not that this guy isnt a fucking genius to get $$$ for this from out of touch "investors" though. even if he isn't in on the joke he still won.
Thomas Jones
JEWCERA CERA
YOUR SHEKLES BELONG TO ME
YOUR FUTURE IS MINE, YOU SEE
JEWCERA CERA
Carter Robinson
Yes for 400 dollars or 1200 for business clients
Mason Green
Every vegetable pack has an individual QR code
The juicer contains a camera that reads the QR code and phones home to Juicero
If the expiration date is just 1 day past, it refuses to juice
It refuses to juice without an Internet connection generally
The company knows exactly when you use it
Evan Flores
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Andrew James
What customer would even want this feature? Investors got what they deserved.
Jaxson Perry
The expiry date is on the damn pack too, its less work to just read the damn thing.
THIS PRODUCT IS A FUCKING MEME
Brody Johnson
It was $120m, by the way, not $120b.
Connor Harris
>buy a bag of juice
>buy a machine to squeeze a bag of juice
>mfw bottles of fruit juice already exist
Aiden Ward
This would be a good idea if it actually had moist, cut up vegetables in there. Of course, that would require a significantly much larger bag.
I bet it started out that way, but they realized it wouldn't work because you can't just hydrolic press a bunch of fruit or vegetables and automatically get juice out of it. you have to run it through an auger that works on it at a cellular level to extract the juice properly. This might work with oranges and some other fruits, but not vegetables.
People don't know the pain of cleaning a juicer after use. Kale juice stains bad.
Connor Barnes
only silicon valley vegan retards that have their heads up their asses would buy this
>nothing of value was lost
Ayden Russell
LOLOLOL. 12 likes 500 dislikes
Anthony Collins
*600
William Gray
they had another video that had 1 like. wanna bet this guy liked it?