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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing for a competitive team
docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

>Newbie Mix
teamfortress.tv/44874/s27-newbie-mix-team-drive

Reminder to sign up for this if you're interested in getting into competitive. There will be a community drive to pay for league fees for those of you who are going through school and can't really afford to drop $30 on league fees, you'll have a mentor to help guide you through, and you'll directly contribute to bringing back IM.

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/UqDzRby

>Mixes Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com/

pootis

>mfw crossbow multiple teammates.

i love the classic ;)

>when you see a spy trying to backcap the control point on dustbowl, which violates the NAP, so you charge at him with a bottle of scrumpy and break it over his head before spamming lenny chat binds and performing a schaudenfreude taunt

If one of your Lenny emoticons appears in his chat without his consent that also violates the NAP

I scored an Unusual taunt today from a paint unbox

Therefore it's time to post Scout

>Yellow Text

>le epic banana moonman hat
>fag of night

>showstopper

Great unusual taunt effect. But Moonman loadout? Still?

n'okay kiddo

>tfw unboxed 1 of 1 robo hat with 2016 Halloween effect
>its a worthless piece of shit but its MY worthless piece of shit

Shouldn't that be happy face rather than sad?

WHEN WILL MEDICS UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN NOT USE THE QUICK FIX AND VACCINATOR ON OFFENSE ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE THREE FUCKING SENTRIES ON THE LAST FUCKING POINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

be grateful that you have a medic at least

Literally me the other day
>play turbine, so of course there's 3 sentries in there
>quickfix medic ubers a pyro
>medic gets immediately headshot
>ask medic to switch to stock and maybe heal me, a demo with stickies and LnL
>get votekicked

Did you ask or were you an asshole about it?

"medic, don't drop down there, there are 3 sentries"
>drops down anyway, dies
"medic, can you switch to stock and heal me as demo?"
>kicked

/

pickle rick

you're green with it

green meme shrek machine

o me leik da kala green

what does כושים הומאים mean

you are a dumb nigger

do not call me a dumb ****** (nigger)

can somebody make a 10 years anniversary server where the game is reverted back to what it was and progressively gets updated

7

DONALD DRUMPF HAS TINY HANDS

I found someone selling earbuds for 20 keys on tf2outpost.

Is this guy for real?

is the dragon's fury completely OP?

pistol

Hale's Own Vomited Spinach Shit

WINRAR

great.
now desc

You know I had to do it to em

Stick it in my ass

pickle riiiiiick

If you smell!!

oven dodger

Here's a description for ya, my ass!

Personally collected by mouth alone

add me to gay erp

Ajit Pai Approved

BLUGARRRFGH
excuse moi m'lady

comp update when

right here
*unzips face*

Name it after whatever is

hello newfig

pottis the sailor mann :DD

confirmed

just kidding its green from being shoved in my asshole

mrrr

mrrrr

prrrr
prrrrrr

fags

rir

fagss

why do I have to add someone just to send them a trade request from these trading sites?

Yes finally got my australium contracker

>He didn't keep it silver because it looks better then piss cheese

>trying to farm assists off the top fraggies but they keep running away from my heals

>Trying to finish an Engineer contract.
>4 Engineers on all the teams I encounter.

what is your favorite Pistol skin (or reskin)?

You've posted it

>silver contracker

remove skins
remove cosmetic grades
remove valve

>choose one

Remove Skins

REMOVE THIS
*unzips penis*

*removes penis*

Pyro now counters heavies

At close range pyro counters literally every class

get good bottom pwners

Does Pyro actually have a niche in comp now?

>He picked the amputator contract and now he can't get gold

Pyro's niche in comp is being gay by dealing 200 DPS with a +left bind. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire class ends up banned, causing Pyro mains to throw a fit.

pyro is like the vita-saw now. if one team has one, the other team must also have one

>vita saw

>what is walking backwards

>you are always in a situation where you can just walk backwards

Ahh yes, the "just turn around after going through a choke and taking 120 damage from an invisible particle" defense

Alternatively: Let Pyro zone you off last forever because he might be hiding nearby

>you are always in a situation where you cant just walk/jump backwards
if you got yourself in this position i think youre bad lol

>i can see into the future and can always tell where i should be at what exact time

>Try to push Gullywash last
>Can't because a 20 IQ Pyro might be hiding in one of two different places, and if left unchecked he'll instantly kill anyone who tries to cap
>They both can't be checked by one group, you have to send a group into both places separately
>One of them is right through choke
>The other is on the worst flank route on the planet
>All this because there MIGHT be a Pyro

>he cant see into the future and always tell where you should be at the exact time

LMAO LOSER

Post the Engineer

the engineer

Why does Valve think it's okay to force me to use the Cute Suit to give the Engineer his other glove? He needs it. I need symmetry.

is playing mann up worth it if i just want australiums and hate mvm

no

>vaccinator + targe demo/DDS sniper
lol

>sniper
stopped reading there

dont worry, you only missed 1 word

>my secret santa is a brazillian that said "did you receive the gifts" the first day and has been ignoring me since
aw

at least i get to give someone else some stuff they want

how much is a last breath they want that too

There was nothing wrong with the old airblast and Reserve Shooter combination.

>mfw brainlets can't even use physic abilities to win at games

yes

>airsoft

No.

>he might be hiding nearby
How is this different from a hidden revved tomislav heavy.

Because the Heavy doesn't instantly deal full damage to all players in the area, and moves slower at all times (especially while spun up). The window for responding is much larger than with Pyro, where it's basically "you lose if he doesn't take his finger off m1". Moveover Heavy requires at least a marginal volume of "look at the enemy" while Pyro can be aimed by a bind.