/brg/ - Battlerite General

fp isn't usually bp on Veeky Forums but fpbp

I want to MARRY poloma!

Can't play right now, but I'll add you whenever.

>Playing Taya
>Finally get somewhat OK at her after ~4 hours of eating ample amounts of ass
>Fingers suddenly have blisters

Take it easy!

Time to mongo I guess.

i want to enter her arena...

That the fuck I knew this was someone here.

>Found someone named stupidretard

I'm sirius

What's mongo?

New meme word that's being forced hard here.

You're welcome homo, it's still true, they make good shit.

They're satan

thats sunshinekisses b

best grill streamer

I really want to know how you thought this was a well structured sentence.

>new
>google "mongo battlerite"
>get a year old link called "mongo meta" from a Battlerite replay site

Alright sorry, it's an old meme word that's being forced hard here. I won't make the same mistake twice.

Pretty much rushing someone down like a caveman

Because you're a homo user and their art's still good and that sentence conveys both.

You better not.

I sure hope all of those fuck ups were intentional.
>Didn't go for the obvious "your" mistake
I guess it wasn't. I'm afraid you're going to have to repeat 5th grade English.

whats wrong with you

>playing bambi
>use EX tree
>team flees at the prospect of invulnerability
>get raiGOON'd
>"wow, bambi why do you suck so much, stick with us"

tfw this game is too hard for casuals

Still around? My net was acting up, though it seems to have evened out.

NAME CHANGE FUCKING WHEN

FUCK

You're just gonna have to live with Horsecock69

...

>this is ok with SLS
>this aint enough reason to allow name changes

Wtf man, I do not play on Steam to be stuck to a username forever, leave that shit to consoles

Why does all my support games end up the same way?
>Lucie 2v2
>react to stealth by Q myself
>remove croak stealth
>toxin blades
>throw ex m1
>he attempts jumpdodge the weaken
>teammate still doesn't realize what is happening
>he reenters combat with 2nd jump
MATE, PERFECT CHANCE - ALL HE HAS IS E
>proceeds to roll away
>Croak chase with E
NOW NOW NOW, BLOW HIM UP
>Croak begins carving Bakko size hole in my rectum
help.jpg
>my Jade mate jumps away, shoots enemy Shifu counter and starts getting carved himself
>[ALL] "Omg, this Lucie is so trash, doesn't heal me"

not even a running start what a fuck

i want lucie to put her pink pussy in my face!!

>Playing Lucie in Solo 2s
Don't do this user, it's not worth it.

>Christmas din-din in a couple weeks
>gonna eat the turkey leg autistically pretending to be Rook

Will there not be a christmas event?

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you shouldnt play lucie at all unless you have 2 friends

yes, Christmas event and new champ

>raigons

What support should I play then?
This is depressing, I just want to help..

Why do people hate Iva? She does pretty good damage, her Iframes cause a ground slow zone, and her battlerites give her so much movement speed that keepaway is trivial as long as she has it up. She even has an incapacitate.

Sure, her ult is awful, but no one here is making faces at Varesh or Ruh Kaan.

Can you not make a new Battlerite account with the same Steam account? Honestly if theyre not gonna let us change our name at least once I might as well start from scratch.

If you like lucie, then play her. Just try to have a friend to play with instead of randoms. If you play her in solo queue, untick 2v2. It's too frustrating to play that character there.

But if you want to be a meta-shitter, Blossom is good in both 2s and 3s.

why do some people leave right before losing in higher ranks?

does it make you lose less? im confused. or are they just ragequitting before they lose.

lolbab here, our game's off season is fucking boring but this shit looks pretty fun. Does anybody play similar to Talon or Akali?

Just ragequitting, they lose more rating that way. Luckily if your teammate DCs you don't lose rating.

Croak.

I'm afraid Stalker hasn't been copied over from BLC yet

>Got Pestilus dino staff
>Don't even like Pestilus
Okay I guess

Croak

Dunno, Iva is just one of those champions you naturally don't see much. She's not really weak, but people don't seem to like to play her.

I wish RK wasn't so outclassed by Thorn

does it count if you are dead in the final round AND lose but leave before the match is over?

what if your teammate WINS but you have disconnected ?

I wouldn't really know, I don't ragequit games.

I've won 1v2 games where my mate disconnected due to network issues in the 2nd round.
Play Croak, run around and exploit their mistakes.

Not sure what happened to my 'mate's rating though.

Why is fucking Genji allowed to have a reflect for THAT long AND all around his entire model? The fuck?

LET ME CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME YET

I want to hug this deer

i want this deer(male) to hug my prostate...

>global ranking

>give the enemy team support but not us

Why does matchmaking do this?

>also 0-4 3v3

goes to show how shit that gamemode is

>smurfing

smurfing? i played like 200 games on croak and a lot of other heros on a other account then decided to just play croak on another account, got placed p1 and just grinding really. other account is g1 lol

>only half of the lines are cleaned up
why does it work though

I might be crazy but I actually think matchmaking is super fucked up
>play Rook
>constantly see Thorns and Freya on enemy team
>never paired with a fellow bruiser to mongo with
>constantly paired with double ranged that spend the game wiffing max range right click poke and bm when I wait to counter initiate on a target they ignore instead of 1 v 3 suicide space into enemy team with all their abilities up to "focus the support"
They have to be doing this shit on purpose, there's no fucking way that getting a Thorn on my team is a rare event when I see him everywhere.

It's just his style, although he cleans up nicely. That said in the Dorothy pic it was likely intentional and he was trying to evoke a moody feeling.

If you use the dab pose on the dumb frog you deserve to be staked like a nigger

EA supporter detected

I did it, /brg/, I've unJUSTed myself!

F I N A L L Y

servers ded?

Nice, the prehistoric skins are really cool in general.

Flipping my hair back and forth with Lucie!

N A M E
C H A N G E
W H E N

holy shit stop spamming the thread you've made like eight posts man

>support.battlerite.com/hc/en-us/articles/115001339871-I-want-to-change-my-Battlerite-username

>lolbabs
I'd rather have the game die with no players tbqh

>3v3
>pearl only heals herself once in a while and plays as if it's solo
>cries when you stay back and let her get assraped

me bunga team

>go 2-0
>lose

Happens way too often

did I just play you, were you pearl?

>implying i play support sluts

>implying that you could even if you wanted to

Today I've realized that Sirius' EX1 is way more useful than his ult.

Shifu

pearl and lucie are actually my highest winrate champs

>spend more time queuing than playing

ded
gaem

you can't take 3v3 seriously right now without draft and separate Q
overall soloQ is so shit i had to quit the game untill winter update, which will hopefully brings some Q improvements

>Realize just how short Rook's E cooldown is
>Just stand around throwing boulders all day
I understand now