is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
Camden Anderson
C H R I S T M A S
Alexander Hernandez
The furfag mod will still try to make threads out of spite though.
Robert Evans
>he is not a member of the definitive Dotard discords wow, can you plebs just leave the thread please
Sebastian Hill
C E L E B R A T I O N
Jace Scott
i want to kiss both of them at the same time
Angel Perry
Would you rather: >Fear he who fears nothing >Mess with doom
Logan Robinson
>Playing League of Legends
John Thomas
>It's all weebs Yeah no thanks.
Jeremiah Rogers
Fish is fresh.
Tyler Rivera
nth for best roamer
Chase Hughes
i want to kiss their dicks
Cameron Flores
I know this namefag too.
Justin Cox
>tfw remember when riki had chaos ward as his ulti Any other ancientfags here?
Evan Carter
>pick necrophos >autowin lane because stupid op >auto win game because stupid op
Jace Lewis
You're like a patch late brah
Logan Russell
They added it back though after they merged Backstab and Permanent Invisibility. You should have specified "when riki had the stupid-broken version of his current ultimate"
Oliver Mitchell
You'll NEVER guess what dotamon appeared in my pub today
Landon Peterson
Chaos ward should suffice as that was literally its name. Witch Doctors ulti
Zachary Sullivan
Me >sand king's burrow/pop up aoe stun >morph had spell steal >void with global silence except it stuns >razor with unholy frenzy >medusa with purge >basher stacking
Ian Allen
*inhales*
Josiah Ramirez
How long ago even was that?
Evan Williams
qop
Brayden Morris
>He's not in the stream watching Dota porn get drawn RIGHT NOW Pansies, all of you.
Jack Foster
Who is DotA's best fish?
James Mitchell
I did say "pubs". Takes some lateral thinking.
Lincoln Gonzalez
>Not censoring the number rip user
Carter Stewart
never play this game again
Julian Hall
Slark, he's a big boy
Bentley Moore
It's still true though, nigger's op
Carson Nelson
That is not how you play retard. Let me show you
Brandon Wright
>drow yeah no
Grayson Evans
:^)
Carson Clark
> I'm talking about the relevant one.
James Jackson
>PA flays terrorblade and wears his skin
Michael Hill
...
Joseph Hill
>Meh the Nihilist#1973 :thinking:
Alexander Robinson
post open mic treshold
Brandon Russell
Tusk, viable
Jace Bailey
Techies needs to be removed or reverted because this hero is still awful
Thomas Allen
t. lost to techese git gud kid
Henry Hernandez
if i get retards in my team 4 games in the row, why doesn't enemy team have a single one, instead they are like TI finalists? how is this balanced?
Noah Torres
>give that ranked matchmaking AI a shot >omniknight bot never repels me >he is somehow more useless than the default omniknight bot I think whoever programmed the AI hasn't grasped that the player hero should be the number 1 priority and should constantly spam bloodlust/repel/PtA/whatever on him.
Evan Wood
Kys
Luis Green
You've got it completely wrong user. The bot knows that it is better than you.
Jaxon Anderson
All omniknight bot does is just stand in the back and spams repel on himself.
lost because my team picked techies literally 4 vs 5 game
Asher Gray
A better contribution to the team than what you're doing
Isaac Price
you're just a shitter or got a bad techy player
Colton Taylor
Did I strike a nerve?
Noah Diaz
You should add the option >Just listen to your music Can't complete the 3k experience without this: youtube.com/watch?v=xiorncOFpcg
Grayson Nguyen
>not using your own tunes
Carson Clark
crystal "maiden", reported viable.
Brandon Jackson
What is your training regime for "giting gud" anons?
Nolan Williams
masturbate 4 times a day wear cute panties play dota once a week
Ethan Phillips
not listening music while playing...
Christian Evans
I have autism please be understanding.
Jace Campbell
post pics of the 2nd one pls
Chase Ramirez
>decide to try doter again after yearlong hiatus >it's a "tidehunter is good" patch
looks like icenigger has reeled me back in boys
Levi Allen
Tanks are fun and all but when will Icefrog finally buff Bruisers?
Anthony Sullivan
I actually just won a game with blink PA and I don't understand why more people don't do this. She already has enough damage and there isn't much you can do to give her more survivability other than making her more mobile.
Chase Hall
>tanks >bruisers Just go back to LoL, you'll find what you're looking for there
Tyler Gutierrez
Is shadow demon the best support right now?
Zachary Cruz
He's always been a low-key god support. The guy literally counters everything.
Noah Butler
so..
>friend is a 2k shitter >watches pro games - calls tons of shit out randomly, stupidly >0 mechanical skill >forms a team a year ago, and finds a bunch of 5k guys with his alt account >gets carried and kicked from his own team >he has 4k mmr >plays seasonal >gets ancient 0 >100% lose rate
this retard, trying to pull rank on our other friends and argue with me. I'm divine 2.
fuck its so frustrating
>chrono 5 >he misses ice blast >he acts like he hits them >doesnt cold feet the tinker, while I killed PA/Omni/Ogre/Necro >fucking lose
Lucas Howard
#1 most played next to invoker, since dota 2 beta came out.
I hate how he was niggered like rubick. Stats nerfed to shit so now he can only support.
Jonathan Harris
>xyclops won't be casting tonight's esports The only good news I've heard today.
Thomas Thompson
>shadow yes >demon no
Nathan Edwards
damn, does that fridge come with free delivery?
Cameron Nguyen
This shit really went cancer after reddit discovered that Void one.
Joshua Gomez
>suuport thinks trilane means they stay in lane with me and leech all my exp reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Austin Ross
i only see triple lane vs me when i play offlane, if i'm core i always have to pick something that wins 1x1 or 1x2
Jaxon Perry
>Forced fifty doesn't ex-
Daniel Williams
Why does my server settings always gets resetted?
Carter Jones
...
Josiah Russell
Because Valve knows that thirdies like you playing on first world servers is a major, if not the most major, issue causing the slow death of this game, but implementing hard region lock is inconsistent with their design philosophy.
Robert Diaz
XD
Jose Ortiz
>be support >drow strat vs spectre >tell my sf he should go bkb instead of skadi, for breaking hg >he gets mad and literally refuses to ever go hg or group. when we get close to hg he TP's back. this happens at 25 mins. >at 70 minutes he is only farming jungle >sell my items and tell sf to kill himself >get reported into low prio
>this still isnt as bad as the posters who link to /lolg/ >posting video game models that are actually good looking cut that out right now
Benjamin Ward
It was "normal" before that. I checked it that day.
David Flores
if you don't sperg out it'll stay normal
Matthew Sullivan
no shit
Joshua Sullivan
>Those teeth >Good looking
I know it's a faceapp edit, but still.
At least Paragon has nice fat asses even if the game is absolute fucking aids.
Ian Long
Yeah. I would think that getting autistic teammates is more a result of my 2.8k mmr. I guess I should just mute everyone, incl myself, every game.
Julian Sullivan
Not even memeing, dota 2 players from scrubs to pros are probably the most retarded people I've ever met in gaming, like legit dumb not as an insult but as an observation. The amount of fucking retards in dota 2 that follow ice Poseidon fucking proves that
Ryder Hall
Cx
Oliver Peterson
can i PLEASE customize the fucking pick screen again ???hello?! fucking basic
also why trhe fuck cant hero stats be put in the pick screen as well so you dont have to exit the game and click the fucking tab
Nolan Lee
Anyway, it's been fun visiting you guys. I'm off to shit up some more generals and remind people of Paragon's shittiness.
