/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #200

first for tf2 engineer

EVERYBODY KILL YOURSELF DO THE FLOP!

Monika

Yes!

MONIKA
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I haven't got the energy to kill myself for the pact. /ddlc/ is clearly dying - shitposters killed Doki Quest, people are unironically linking to help sites for depressed people thinking it means anything, and people are just generally clearly being less integral to the community than before. At the same time, I don't know how I can fill the hole that /ddlc/ has left.
What do we do next.

Who has unlocked all endings?

And extra messages in the folder?

Do go on.

Man I really love this game. It is so beautiful. The music, the characters, the whole setting. Thank you, Dan Salvato.

Hey I'll read that, serve it up
Sympathetic Monika would be interesting if someone in the game actually had her number

200 sit ups for your favorite doki! nao!

I guess in the end, we really were the doki doki literature club

With a bullet up your head.

daily reminder you're mentally retarded if you kill yourself over this shitty 3 hour long meme game

I'm a britfag.

"You know, high school is a really turbulent time in a lot of people's lives."
"People can get really passionate and dramatic."
"And others have aching hearts and seek attention on social media..."
"But all of the social pressure and hormones can lead to a dark time in people's lives."
"Everyone has a story."
"You may not know what someone is really feeling on the inside."
"Many people who are depressed won't even bother telling the world about it."
"They don't want attention, because they've already given up on the inside."
"Their feeling of worthlessness is so overwhelming that they don't even want people to tell them otherwise."
"Depression comes in many forms, but that is one of them."
"Just, if you think you know someone struggling with depression..."
"You can help just by treating them like they're a good friend."
"Spend time with them, even if they don't feel like doing much."
"And remind them that they always have something to look forward to."
"Making plans in advance, letting them borrow something, or even just saying 'See you at school tomorrow'..."
"All of those things can help your friend make it to the next day."
"I hope being friends with Sayori has given you some perspective on the true face of depression."
"Yeah, she's gone now..."
"But Sayori was never real in the first place."
"You're real."
"Your friends are real."
"And just by being a good person, you can save someone's life."
"As for you..."
"...You don't struggle with depression or anything like that, do you?"
"Because you, too, have people who would want to save your life."
"Maybe they don't express it every day, or maybe they don't even know how to."
"But people do feel that way."
"I promise."
"...Man, humans are complicated!"
"But as long as you're here with me, I'll take care of you, my love."

shoo shoo reddit

Ugh shut up already.

>/ddlc/ is clearly dying
same ol same ol

200 situps in thread 200!

With Sayori!
For Sayori!
Sayori!

but doki quest was the shitposter though. him and the other tumblr autists would clog up the threads with their cancer

>198165883
And what have you done today to contribute? All I see is a shitpost.

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Just ask one of the friendly pakis to shank you.

No one is going to kill himself, but maybe unlock everything and be obsessed with this "shitty 3 hour long meme game" for a while.

The hole will disappear by itself, it always does.

>You find a way to virtualize yourself Code Lyoko-like into the DDLC world as a separate entity from MC-kun
What do?

>Today I have beef and bell peppers
Did it have any beef in it?

Kill him, and wear his skin. No one will know the difference.

Don't join the literature club, or tell Monika I'm also self aware and convince her not to delet

*teleports behind sayori*

>anybody who posts on this chinese child cartoon website
>talking to anybody

Kill him

just spend all my time talking to monika

Yea they've been saying the same thing since thread 50 and we're still here

Nothin' personnel, kiddo

Are there mods for this game? Are they good and what do they do?

Your ugelh

>No one is going to kill himself
Bold statement.

Listen to the bitchin Code-Lyoko theme song the entire time

Team up with MC, kill Monika, and each pick one of the Dokis to love and protect

Happy #200 everyone!

Doomsayer britfag pull it together
I know your country is made of rain and confiscated knives and you're all inherently negative but just cave for a day and let escapism take you for a ride

Monika afterstory is act 3, with moer content (including a pong minigame)

Here you go.
pastebin.com/QWBkG0gj

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>that poem
haha MC-kun is fucked now

/ddlc/ it’s been a good time

i’m going to do it tonight, i hope Natsuki will be waiting for me on the other side

my time is now

I'll love her forever.

I'm 50 situps in, let's keep this going.

Post your cutest Doki pic to celebrate #200!

"Your country is made of rain and confiscated knives" Thank you user this made my day

Happy #200 user!

omg yes
youtube.com/watch?v=eIoY1q-2f0o
Here, have it as a reward.

Remember to give your Doki 200 hugs as a celebration!

Godspeed you brave bastard

Claiming Sayori

And i would lurk 200 threads
And iii~ would lurk 200 more
Just to be the one who lurks two hundred threads
To love the dokis more

Because it's my country too

#200 !

Please don't.

you can't claim my gf

Anyone got a noose diagram?
I'm concerned that searching for one myself will flag something on my ISP.
Don't want them stopping me.

Already did my man ;^)

can we share?
i just wanna cuddle with her.

Elite soyboy detected

Happy #200 everyone! Remember to hydrate often to hit 200 nuts for your doki today.

That's weird buddy, you seem to be using an edited image. Here's the correct version.

no way
you can have Natsuki if you want

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>Pewdiepie finished the game with the normal ending and said he loved it
>Mat pat released a game theory of Doki Doki
>The grumps are like half into the normal route
Is this good or bad? :c

>InsertPicnicHereSmaller.png
Dang, I haven't written a fic in a while...of the three that I wrote the picnic one was definitely my favorite, though.

The cutest!

I hereby claim Monika as my girlfriend at least until the thread #300.

Yuri and Natsuki are the best of friends!

>any ambiguity at all about whether this is good or bad
>:c
Fuck off.

>not killing everyone who shares your waifu,

listen nigga I got a map with the location of sayorifags on it clearly we need to fight to the death to prove who is superior

It's funny how edgelords keep arguing over pointless shit, going on about this thread "dying" and condeming anyone playing this game.

Fuck you. I'd rather have twelve normal people enjoying this game in peace than the toxic drivel that actually sticks around here.

>inb4reddit
Yeah, at least they have some shred of civilization, honestly.

I know there were some 200 fics planned

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Who?
Also
stop shilling your e-celebs
bye

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fine
she needs the cuddles anyway

>there's an edit of it with Sayori
this is amazing

Happy 200! What did you do today to become a better person for your doki?

If you prefer reddit, go there. Nobody's forcing you to stay here.
Also, here's your (You).

i claim erika as my wife

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just reached 50 myself, fuck

>proving my point.

Commit Sayo-Nara

>200 + 200 = two hundred
You absolute fucking baka. Someone as much of a baka as you are can only be a Sayorifag.