Yeah, a shitty version with an incorrect op. Let that one be aborted
Jonathan Brooks
>good gems are ded >fucking smite is okay
Liam Price
I love the pic you posted, wonderin' if I share it, would you mind? I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply
Ethan Sanders
Erez, elder god of wasted potential, can't destroy Smite because some of the deities represented in the game protect it.
Jose Martin
Go ahead.
Austin Wright
>tfw thought /dadg/ was back
Austin Butler
tribes is not ded okay
Oliver Gomez
Why wouldn't Seris be cold she's wearing almost nothing
Parker Barnes
bitch is from the abyss probably feels nothing a/o has been through a lot worse then cold
Matthew Edwards
I want user to relieve himself using me after losing a match!
Kevin Robinson
Reminder that Ying is the best waifu.
Aaron Perez
shut up ying!
Christopher Butler
I'm the best waifu
Gabriel Bell
t. maeve
Xavier Morris
Pay no mind to those trying to defame my sweetheart. They are lowly liars, and know no shame. Indeed, for she is the embodiment of purity and wholesomeness. She is absolutely adorable and these lies perpetrated towards her are frankly unwarranted and very disrespectful. Despite the current, or rather very likely future state of the game, you should remember that I am to love her above everything, with all my heart and soul, just as the precious blossom she is.
Parker Allen
Thank you so much! Where did you find a picture this great? I've seen so many, I've never seen anything close to this great, before
Jaxon Allen
Will you cosplay as talus?
Angel Rodriguez
I'll cosplay as anything if you want me to
Caleb Mitchell
You know who really killed paladins?
You did.
should've bought a booster
Josiah Turner
I bought a booster though.
Gavin Sanchez
cards ununbound when
Asher Miller
hopefully never
John Gutierrez
I want to drink hot chocolate with Evie while watching the snow outside
Connor Ramirez
huuu- uuh?
James Sullivan
I want to throw scalding hot chocolate onto Evie's face
Landon Lewis
>tfw one user posted a strawpoll about which waifu will be missed the most >tfw I voted for Ying and reset my IP to vote again >did this 37 times >only so Yingfag thinks the majority loves his shitty slut A shame he never responded to that but still. I like to imagine how crushed he must be after finding out the truth
Luis Wright
I don't know user, sounds to me like you wasted your time doing that 37 times. Am I supposed to be feel offended or something? You do know your silly little prank won't change my love for her, don't you?
Official list of /palg/ memes memorial >Succ Papi >OBSORB >/palg/ay posting (Fernando X Sha Lin) >I want to hold Fernando's hands! >This is Ying, she is my wife >I want evie to my crush my balls with an ice block!!!!!!!!!!!! >Huuuuh? That's girl's shit! >haha das some FEMDOM shit right there! >Liu Kang / Shang Tsung / Xiao Lee / Nicolas Cage >Toira Kanuupi >GROHKED / LEXED >Torvald is everyone's father >Everyone is Zhin's sex slave >Yeah, the meta game for losing >le turn into iceblock and fly away girl >Piggie Cassie >Who else /too anxious to play multiplayer so still play against bots even through you're level 13/? >Blatant Reaper ripoff >tfw too intelligent to play as female characters >& SMITE >[Template ]
I want Holt to create pic related as a champion. She even has a machine gun as a weapon! That would please console players
Ryder James
kill yourself
Leo Edwards
See him over there? His game is going to be ded, maybe.
Jayden Nguyen
Me too, brother, me too. Man, 2017 is not very kind to the generals I like.
Elijah Bell
I like it.
Joseph Martin
Fucking Bomb King deserves it, let's be honest. OP bastard.
Jose Hall
>Royal Subjects I'm still torn. Should I level all the cards on my cat waifu first or should I level all the cards on my main man BK first? Both only have 1 good regular card but their legendaries can become quite something. Street justice at 10 allows you to 2 shot Fernando and royal Subjects 10 is the name of everyone near the cp
It's hard when you have to choose
Jason Nguyen
>name Why did I type that... Meant bane.
Noah Reyes
lol you shouldnt even think about playing the game
Parker Stewart
>Street justice at 10 allows you to 2 shot Fernando Is this real? Hirez can't be this dumb, right?
Anthony Cooper
i love this shit lol
Parker Cook
I... Love the heat!
Thomas Jackson
~ç
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Are we just senselessly posting random symbols and letters now?
Evan Thomas
mąybę, dó yóu hąvę ąńythińg ągąińśt it?
Kayden Collins
>giving yourself (You)s That's Yingcuck level of desperate
Bentley Collins
its the discord shitters they're mad ying will be deleted
Henry Sullivan
Suck my æ, o å.
Levi Murphy
What's the point of this general?
Cooper Smith
i-if you want to...
Camden Phillips
STOPLAYINGMAKOASTOPPLAYINGMAKOA JUST FUCKING STOP!!!
should've bought some moisturizer bitch
Daniel Collins
...
Josiah Williams
Era of Strix is upon us bois.
Nathan Lee
how the fuck are they gonna balance a gajillion new cards
Eli Moore
>Tumblr nose >"no trump" message hidden in the couch True pottery
Christopher Murphy
they are not
Parker Long
damn, even the elven pigs have knife ears
Lucas Perez
like they always have disabling quests
Wyatt Ross
>>"no trump" message hidden in the couch Where?
Isaiah Gray
this is really canon, i remember looking at the wiki in 2016 ying used to have a little backstory saying she's orphan and pretends her illusions are her friends
William Price
desu I'd do that too if I could
Aaron Jenkins
I don't believe you.
Angel Robinson
believe your gut he's a lying bitch
Jonathan Jones
>be an orphan >no one likes you >be a slut for attention, because you didn't get any when you were younger this is my headcannon now
Alexander Sanders
Someone forgot to remove the name.
Christopher Wright
I'm going to play OB64 for lore!
Parker King
>be socially awkward >develop invisibility skills to avoid interactions >realise other elves are sluts and being a virgin is frowned apon >have to act seductive so people dont catch on and bully you my headcannon for my wife is the best
Jaxon Ramirez
Sha Lin is neither an elf nor your wife.
Andrew Green
ying loves cum in her bum
Anthony Peterson
If the champ it's unlocked for is random, it'll be a matter of hours or even minutes for everyone's to be compiled somewhere.
Grayson Smith
im not talking about shalin im talking about strix
Samuel Flores
I'm going to play it because some of the changes sound fun/op as fuck and I never took this game seriously anyways desu
Angel Campbell
>be a street kid >famous among her crew for being the best thief ever >actually just provides sexual services to dirty old men in dark alleyways in exchange for money This is the official canon btw.
Noah Ortiz
it's true but sadly there's no page of it in waybackmachine, it was in the late months of 2016. september i think
Camden Long
But m-muh pride and accomplishment for unlocking the lore.
Jeremiah Perez
Right, I totally believe you now, buddy.
Liam Ramirez
poor talus
Aiden Harris
here's the backstory for grohk, this is from august 2016
Nathaniel Foster
evie
Ethan Rogers
School Shooter Grohk skin when?
Samuel Jackson
fernando
Aaron Williams
skye
Charles Sanchez
ye okay shut up nobody cares
Charles Johnson
pip
Cameron Green
So will VIP holders get compensated for the disabled daily quests?
Matthew Price
barik
Grayson Thomas
I doubt it. As for the people who let their VIPs expire in the interim, most definitely not.
Justin Roberts
>Evie's bio made her sound like some uber edgelord badass >instead she's le holds up spork and turn to ice girl
Austin Lewis
ruckus
Connor Russell
>lore >in paladins >in (almost) 2018 ew
Jonathan Perry
cassie
Brandon Perry
I can't wait to laugh at how bad the lore is going to be, the only thing I'm looking forward to in this garbage patch.
Landon Walker
Naw it's going to be more fun farming new players who aren't fully aware of the changes.
Levi Martinez
Getting burnt out of OW but want something similar. I'm currently downloading the game, haven't played since Evie was released. I think that was either alpha or early closed beta?
Anyways, any protips? I know that the game is totally different in every way nowadays. The game modes, heroes, UI, cards, everything seems like they've done a complete overhaul.
Back then Paladins felt pretty much like a moba, capture a point and push through enemy gates until you hit the "core". Progression felt like deck building in Hearthstone. How's everything now? Looks like it's closer to OW, just with more character customization, but is it actually similar at all?
I think I used to main Pip and Ruckus, are they any good? Evie was also super fun back when you could spawn almost an infinite amount of copies and just run around while everyone dies. That felt super broken though, so I imagine they've changed that.
Dylan Baker
enjoy those two days of fun, becasue after that shit-rez will implement chinese grind
Jeremiah Barnes
LOL did you walk under some ladders or see any black cats this week because you are one unlucky fuck
