/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #200

#200 edition
previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (Monika)
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by some people I guess: [YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y (embed)

>suicide is for pussies
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/CdLPiMAZ
pastebin.com/u/videogames
youtube.com/watch?v=eaU74zPqlmw
youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA
youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9d
youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9dQ
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Natsuki!

>#200
Stop that

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Sayori a shit.

This is endless eight all over again

Why is Sayori so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

thats a weird way of spelling monika

Doki December Day 10 is done!
pastebin.com/CdLPiMAZ

If you missed any of the previous days, you can find them here:
pastebin.com/u/videogames

Too small

If this 200 shit keeps up I'm going to be slightly upset.

A shit ton awesome gal, you mean

youtube.com/watch?v=eaU74zPqlmw

>200

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What would you do if Moinka said "Big mcthankies from mcspankies"

Thread #200 will persist forever! Tsk, tsk. Well, any, I hope to find you all in good spirits this fine evening.
Who's in the mood for some mental anguish? Not me! I'm here for some lovely poetry.

Tonight's word of the thread is "undertow"!
Alternatives are 'pink' and 'forest'.

If anybody wants to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words as your guide, theme, or inspiration!
Everyone is welcome, so don't by shy! I know some of you are too nervous or anxious about sharing, but you really shouldn't be! We all want to read and help you improve!
In any case, have fun everybody!

Also, some people want there to be a "(poem)" tag if you write one, so maybe try adding that at the top or bottom of your post so people can filter to find it? I'm sure a couple people might appreciate it.

Monika!

Reminder that Monika did literally nothing wrong and those who disagrees are faggots who lack the empathy to understand how she feels being trapped in a false reality.

talk about jimmy neutron with her because i liked that show

The #200 got fucking retarded

Hitler did nothing wrong and those who disagree are faggots who lack the empathy to understand how he feels to be trapped in a Jew-Infested Germany.

put sodium chloride in her ass with my tongue

...

you're cuter than your doki

>I feel shit
>so it's okay for me to make my friends to fucked up shit
Yeah right. That's how you get school shooters.

Reminder that your doki would not want you to commit suicide

Wtf I like Monika now

stop it, you

I feel trapped in a false reality all the time.

I fucking wish.

Can't wait for tomorrow! Best girl and best fetish.

but you are

>Haha im so damaged and different

>#200
Kondou-san, we might have a problem here

Why do nazis have skulls on their hats?

What kind of knife should I get for her as a Christmas present?

>you will never bake cupcakes for Natsuki only for her to call them shit playfully and have hot steaming sex in the kitchen
why live

No one ever thought I was cute, not even when I was a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

Explain this Natsuki fags

Actual new bread with correct number

I want to give Natsuki a frosting bikini then eat it off of her.

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Goodnight /ddlc/ may you life be as long and fulfilled as Yuri's tight holes when you enter her.

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Just finished the game. Isn't the whole post-modern meta 4-th wall breaking thing kinda overdone at this point? What keeps you guys postin'?

Nah

Not to mention, much sexier than you

>you will never bake cupcakes for Natsuki only for her to shit on them playfully and drop a hot steaming pile in your mouth
why live

>28 posters in
You have already failed.

based dan

Depression and the need to talk to other people

Disappointing

Totenkopf, not exclusively Nazi.

Cute anime girls.

my autism will not be satiated until we're back to correct numbers

Be the first new thread then

Gotta be quicker on the draw senpai :^)

I'll see ya next thread

>#200
Is this doki doki purgatory?

Think back to why it's looping

Take a wild guess.

This, my dude

Looks like someone forgot to post hurt

I guess it's up to me
youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA

desu waifu material just isn't there for me. But you do you, bud

We're stuck here foverer until we delete all the monikaniggers :^)

?

you better watch out for the MONIKA

youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9d
>No doki during 05-09 Youtube
>No doki to explore YTP with but never get tired of the king or the enclosed instruction book with
>No doki to help you obsessively work out the origin and online significance of every part of those Nicovideo medleys
>No doki to make a Nicovideo account with and share whatever strangeness you can find with
>No doki to keep your soul going after twitter and tumblr redefine 'meme' and slaughter them all one by one
>No doki to watch hotel mario be resurrected and turned into flavor of the month garbage with
>No doki to feel incredibly disappointed by irony being the new go-to formula for jokes with

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hOW MUCH MORE AM I GONNA HAVE TO WRITE?!?!?!!?!!??!

Thanks, I will.
Please don't post worst Katawa in the thread.

don't you start with me

Monika's nice voice!
Monika's entrancing eyes!
Monika's perky breasts!

youtube.com/watch?v=9dxiTuPy9dQ
link got cutoff

Is my fellow Africanon still here?

tfw no act 1 yuri gf

Did someone say monika, eyes, and entrancing in the same sentence?

MC-kun, denwa~

How could I be cuter than this?

tfw no act 2 yuri gf

piss on me you crazy bitxh

tfw no act 2 yuri gf to stare at you

>you will never clean Yuri's beautiful neck

I would like to kiss her

Even Natsuki's dad?

>MC-kun wore his uniform for their date
What a fucking nerd

I would like to hit her

>Tfw no Monika's dad wife

>ywn kiss yuri's neck

By looking like this

The only thing that keeps a brief smile on my face is that in 50 years from now actual AI waifus will be reality, and in maybe 300 years from now actual Androids which actually resembles humans to the point of no telling will be a reality.

Future Anons will be able to have their own Monika, or their own Sayori, Natsuki or Yuri.
We weren't meant to be there with the Dokis, but future Anons will, in our behalf. We were only meant to see it start, and dream about the bright future.

ESPECIALLY her dad ;]

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>ywn kiss Yuri's neck while she sucks on your slightly bleeding finger

>ywn slice the bitch's head off allahu akbar style

Prussian cavalry tradition which was adopted by the SS

What's the one thing keeping you alive, ddlc?
For me, It's all the good vidya coming up. And the faint hope that one day AI/robo waifus may be a thing.

Will try my best.
Anyway, gonna go and watch that Game Theory vid about this game, Truly great that visual novels get such mainstream appeal nowadays, right guys?

What good vidya

Everything is all the same

Not being depressed!

Becoming the most powerful spiriteater with Monika!

UNFINISHED BUSINESS

b-but muh sekret club

YourDokiButSheSpeaksInCamelCase