League of Legends General - /lolg/

Expressive Poppers Edition
OT: eyosongive.us

I wanna cuddle Jinx and give her loves and buffs

>blew his load too early
This game is bjerg's as long as he isn't a literal ape

1st for Morgana

xth for my wife Syndra

Is your main THICC?

>A game where we get completely run over
>A game where we get slightly less run over
>A game where we do okay but then someone disconnects so we lose
>A game where we did fantastic but we fell apart at the very end when people did badly in team fights or made bad chases at the side lanes
It's like I'm getting closer and closer to a win but it's 1:30 AM and I have work to finish
I just want one win aghhh
AGGHHHHH

why do family members have to come to ruin my comfy league playing time by demanding my parents let them use my internet for the next few weeks
>tell them no
parents too puss to stand ground

#KillingIt

EYES OPEN

>Kindred
>Thighs
Fan art doesn't count

Why haven't you taken NEACEs advice and become a 1 trick Xerath support yet?

I think Asians men are very attractive and I've been watching scarra a lot recently

There are so many wrong placements here, what's even the point of answering.

...

STICC

im not bronze

what is your region and name?

ill carry your bitch ass to victory

Riven.
Cute and perfect.
I love her.
My wife.

Uzi is a fucking retard.

How many time are you going to post this before you use your fucking eyes?

>Urgot in A+

Nice

i dont own that shit

>Zoe
>Nonexistent

METHINKS NOT?

FUCK ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING RETARDED DJ SONA AND JANNA PLAYERS DOING NOTHING TO HELP ME IN FIGHTS THEN 1V2ING WHEN I HAVE TO FUCKING BACK ONLY TO FEED THE ENEMY BOT 6 KILLS IN A ROW AND ALLOWING THEM TO HAVE THREE TIMES AS MUCH FARM AS I DO

THEN WHEN I GET AUTOFILLED SUPPORT, EVERYONE IS 0/6 AT 10

literally no thighs version

>no Crusader champion


comon

i know that feel

Wouldn't be better to take permanent lifesteal per unique takedowns instead of attack speed on adcs with a build full of items that give attack speed already? Especially on Jinx

>Soraka so low

Blasphemy

gg uzi wins

>Zoe
>Nonexistent

METHINKS NOT???

garen looks like a typical crusader

Is it going to allow you to just ignore Lifesteal? Do you really want to ignore LS items? if both are true, yeah, go for that

>Kayle, who constantly floats
>Thiccer than LB or Caitlyn
what the fuck stop posting this

it gets more retarded the more i see it

unlike attack speed, lifesteal scales down the more you get

post the in-game model compared to anyone in the A+ category and maybe we will change it

Y-yes...

looks as an ancient being

playing support is the most relaxing time ever though
you just spread your legs and let them carry you to victory

>kalista "starts" her auto
>ryze is already way out of her range by the time she actually does the auto
>auto goes off anyway because kalista lol
this is where they should nerf her

that huge gem should weight alot

How do I use attack move?

was thinking something more of early-mid game sustain until you can actually get lifesteal items, or yeah skip them entirely if possible

Dark harvest
>400 dmg spikes late game on average, infinite scaling zero cool down so you can chain spike dmg as long as souls are around.

Thunderlords/electro
>220 dmg late game, 25 sec CD.

why the fuck arnt you taking dark harvest on all your assassins? especially eve who abuses it the most?

>20 cs lead

what happened

Is she not wearing any underwear?

Its Kalista, what do you think?

Ivern skin when?

she seem to wear a leotard and apron

>Looking at lategame damage from a keystone
>On a champion that is complete ass in lategame
Nani?

Fuck this is tense

How long could you spend being Jinx's seat with your dick inside her before you lost your sanity

so when are they fixing quinns passive proc?
its been years

There's no real good way to stack it in lane if you aren't getting free/easy kills.

More fitting on jungle though, since clearing camps gives you consistent stacks.

who?

eve scales harder towards late game than she does early or mid game retard. do u even know what her W d oes?

Why would Soraka wear panties?

gg Uzi won

minion block jesus christ

COOKIN UP DOPE WITH AN UZI

another example

Ivern, the Green Father!

DH outscales TL in the mid game actually. you only need 150 souls to out scale level 18 damage, which you can get by level 13.

you mean that champion that was popular for 2 weeks when he was broken and then was forgotten about?

Well done Uzi. Well done. Well deserved win.

have you considered bringing this to riot tech support rather than a Tibetan rug-weaving forum?

Yeah, it tells their squishys to climb as far into their tanks ass as humanly possible in 2.5 seconds. Eve does considerably worse the less people are together. In mid game where people are straggling around and alone is when Eve is strong as shit.

naw it was like 2 months but yeah

they just spam me with their bot messages and give 0 fucks

>why did u play kali
>there are 4 good adc and 3 are banned

no more silver interviews pls

which is why you stop being a bad mid laner and actually roam. you dont need to actually get a kill or even assist on the target, just be near them when they die. this goes for minions and monsters too.

Which faction has the best lore? And why is it Bilgewater?

She's not curvy, she has the body of stick so her hips look huge by comparison. On a normal human being they would be pretty average. She's also the size of a midget, so you might as well call midgets thicc because of their fat thighs too, right?
>Implying that was me
Kindredfag in denial

I wanna be Lulu's cat!

piltover or ionia

>not the Shadow Isles
its like you don't even read the lore

Ionia

>Got banned so many times he has to resort to sfw posting
Sad

Shadow Isles is a close second

>She's also the size of a midget,
Every champion in this game is the size of a midget, why do you think Riot positions the camera downward?

More like League of Midgets amirite? LOL

Why does Angry American get to have so many amazing skins? Is this really fair?

>which is why you stop being a bad mid laner and actually roam
>tfw never get filled mid and play ziggs if I do

Teach me how to roam when chucking my R for the bot lane double is all I have to do.

underrated post

What makes you so mad about kindred having nice curves?

Is your waifu lower on the thigh chart than she is?

>0000
oh boy...

where's muh ultimate skin

>tfw no rakan husbando

life sucks

by chucking ur R for bot lane double then going top for a tripple. retard.

>get 2nd ever pentakill
>as jinx, again
Feels bad that the webm file size is too big and probably wouldn't actually care to see the gyfcat link but man I'm so happy playing Jinx, she's so much fun once I get my runaans. on the flip side I can't do much with Trist these days even though she's the better adc

>Presenting logical arguments = mad and salty
Facebook tier response

Hey guys! who has the best midriff in league?
So I can fantasize about for the rest of the day.

Except we have multiple forms of media that imply Lamb's proportions of at least being quit curvature in nature, more arc-like.

Due to stress and anxiety I have:
> poor blood circulation
> muscle and joint pain
> heartburn and stomach pain
> red skin spots on the face

But I still keep playing this game which ofc increase my stress level a lot
Why am i so stupid and dont quit it?

LeBlanc 100%

Best girl.
Best thighs.
Best wife.

>remembered Fizz is now a yordle

fuck

Are you running from something?

Imo SG jinx. It just looks so soft and so tight at the same time

seconded