What hypothetical shitcoin do you think would be an instant success?

What hypothetical shitcoin do you think would be an instant success?

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POSW

Maybe not instant or hypothetical, but it's the dreamcoin to have right now

ARK.
Once their smartbridge tech is released they're going to fucking soar. Basically it's a way to transfer between supported cryptocoins without having to suck the dick of crypto exchanges like Bittjew and Polonigger. It uses transfer nodes called "Encoded listeners" which act like a decentralized exchange platform. With any luck it will put cryptocurrency exchanges out of business.

ark.io/

this.. volume building, large amount of coins staking

Haha. As if i would tell you.

this shitcoin stuff is like a casino for neckbeards

delet

USD-to-Crypto savings accounts that, to the consumer, link easily to bank accounts and appear to function like any ordinary savings account with a 2-3% interest rate.

They get a (relatively) great and ,more importantly, stable interest rate on a savings account, and the service host eats all the gains and losses.

Of course, the question is what happens if the house loses more money than it takes in?

Something like this could stand to drastically increase the market cap for cryptocurrency if marketed right.

Kek

I swear even a few months ago this board had some good content.

Literally every single thread on this shit board is shilling cryptocoins. Mods need to ban that shit. It's disgusting.

>Mods need to ban that shit. It's disgusting.

Seriously, this crap has ruined the board. Mods should ban obvious shilling from the board. Discussions about coins should be allowed but none of these. "WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY SHITCOIN?? IT'S LIKE YOU WANT TO BE POOR." threads. I didn't even mind when they were here and there but when every third thread is about bitbean it really gets fucking annoying.

RET - RetirementCoin
every month it pulls out an amount of money from your salary at a fixed rate, in a pre-decided age you will receive the private keys lmao

KekCoin

TRST. The price right now is lower than ICO. In couple of months it could be at least about x3 as that

Retards, crypto is the reason why Veeky Forums was created in the first place. Deal with it.

that's what the whole board was made for you autist, it was to keep crypto stuff off /g/
fuck off to reddit

sorry shills got here first! would you like to learn about family friendly crypto?

XBY

Don't ignore this

It wasn't always this way though. There used to be some quality threads on this board. It's now literally 100 pages of spam advertising.

What is Bitbean even about?

Is there some technology behind it, or is it literally just some shitcoin with a bean for a logo?

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kek vult $100

Honestly the fastest coin I have used

I just came up with a good idea but I don't want to share it.
Has a few kinks I need to work out, anyway.
Make sure you buy it when you see the ICO.

It's a shitcoin with a bean for a logo.
The dev claims he'll be selling branded merch for beans, though.