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Old Thread: eyosongive.us

xth for my wife Syndra

xth for ban and hang all waifuniggers.

Rate my Aatrox rework

>Passive - Lost Blood
Whenever Aatrox takes damage, 50/60/70/80% (at levels 1, 7, 13, 18) of the lost health becomes "lost blood" (think of tham's grey health)
Aatrox can recover "lost blood" by attacking enemies
Aatrox recovers "lost blood" equal to 50% of the damage he deals via auto attacks, halved against everything else
"lost blood" decays over 3 seconds and starts decaying when aatrox exits combat

Basically, whenever you take damage, you are offered the ability to recover a certain amount of health by attacking enemies, just like lifesteal. The trick here relies in the fact that the amount of "lifetseal" that you get is very high, but it only really works when you are fighting something that hits you back.

>Q - Some clever name idk
active: Aatrox slashes in front of him (the AoE should be like xin's W, a little longer but withouth the thrust), dealing 80/120/160/200/240 + 70% AD damage, slowing and reducing the bonus armor of all enemies hit di 10/15/20/25/30% for 2.5 seconds

cooldown 14/12/10/8/6 seconds

>W - Blood Price
passive: Aatrox gains 2/4/6/8/10% lifesteal

active: Aatrox pays a sacrifice (8% of his current health) with his own blood to gain 10/25/40/65/80% attack speed and increases self healing by 25% for 5 seconds

while the ability is on cooldown, he loses the passive component of the ability and self healing is reduced by 25%

100% of the sacrifice becomes "lost blood"

cooldown 15 seconds (ability goes on cooldown when the buff ends)

Part 1 of 2

I take it ultimate hat lets you go beyond the CDR cap for your ult only?

xth for breast metal waifu

>It's another episode of Draven sucks ass and is useless the whole game
>It's another episode of jungler goes to my lane while I'm back and dies
>The game forces me to play through shit like this or I'll get banned
going afk in normals shouldn't be bannable

I posted this last thread and I appreciate the responses I got but I want to learn more.

I want to build up a roster of champs to main top with, who should I buy? How many should I aim to get?

I already have Maokai for when I want to win, Poppy for when I want to play my favorite character, and Riven when I want to be a shitter. Who else has some fun gimmicks for top? I've been thinking of getting Illaoi and Nassus, but I'm afraid they might be more boring than they look.

>E - Dark Flight
Aatrox throws his blade at a location dealing 25/35/45/55/65/ + 40% physical damage in a line. The blade sticks to the ground and stays there for 1.5 seconds before returning to Aatrox, dealing 25/35/45/55/65/ + 40% physical damage on the way back. While the blade is on the ground, Aatrox can't attack, but can recast the ability to fly to the sword, grab it, and slash the area around it, dealing 25/35/45/55/65/ + 40% physical damage and knocking up all enemies hit for 1 second

R - some clever name number 2
passive: Aatrox's resource bar becomes rage (work's like shyvana's). Aatrox gains 3/4/5 points of rage whenever he deals or takes damage. (DoT's give 0.5/1/1.5points for each damage instance). If Aatrox were to take fatal damage while having 100 rage, he instantly casts this ability, consuming all his rage (60 seconds cooldown)

active:
If Aatrox's current health > 50%: he unleashes a shockwave that slows all enemies hit by 75% for 1 second and deals damage to them equal to 200/350/500 + 100% Bonus AD physical damage

If Aatrox's current health < 50%: he saps blood from all the champions around him, dealing 10/20/30% + 3% for 100 AD max health damage as physical damage and healing by the same amount
After casting the ability (manually or through the passive component) Aatrox doesn't gain rage for the next 10 seconds

Part 2 of 2

CASS
BUFFS
WHEN
?

he suffers the same thing he does now, if people do not let him aa them, he is absolute dogshit.

top is the designated shitting street.
Play whatever the fuck you want up there.

yorick, nasus, singed, udyr, fiora, etc

basically whoever can open d gatez

Are there any similar champs in the game like Terrorblade.
Something similar to his shapeshifting and gimmicky skills designed to mess with you.

xth for PENTAA KEEEEEELLLLL

yes but it's not additive, it's multiplicative, so instead of being like 55% cdr when capped it's more like
1 - (1-0.4)(1-0.15) = 49% cdr

This can be applied to all melee bruiser tbqh

Let's discuss how nUrgot mains are the strongest, most handsome devils with big muscles and brain.

Nah, our champs aren't designed by 13 year olds

>Udyr top
This sounds fun but how do you do that without fucking up.

Leblanc

>user, I want you to call me Mommy from now on, do you understand?
How do you respond to this?

except Aatrox is the most escapable melee bruiser.
His gap closer has the longest cooldown and is the most telegraphed and he does not have enough damage outside of his auto attacks.

>I start playing lol in season 5, and bang is the best adc of all time.

Okay Mommy

>Hard-stuck Silver player discusses the intricacies of Cassiopeia's balance state.

You're always good for a laugh, retard.

max tiger for kills, phoenix for waveclear

always max bear second and turtle third

open d gatez #lataBitch #YDB

No thanks I'm not mentally ill

>Thinking a religious zealot can be a good mom

>strict upbringing
>strong moral values
>vitamin d
what's not to love?

>projecting
Get lost in a traffic accident, you fucking retard. I've been predicting Cassio's development for years now, you're a literal nobody to Riot compared to me.

How to play _Tahm?

>ywn be a shota and have League girls doing lewd stuff to you whether you want it or not

Rakan.

How do you even play this useless piece of shit in lane?

Q heals for nothing and does no damage

You can easily walk out of W with no effort

E is okay

Draaaven or something
Who fucking cares

THIS

xth for Cute Ashe

December sure its bussy Edition

hey bud,how yo doing?

he sucks
just pick Alistar or Leona instead

>tfw I played comet shaco top and shit on fiora and the enemy jungler

that was a fun match

She cares about herself and her group, couldn't care less about a guy. Here's an actual mommy.

Post some league-related redpills and blackpills

>nasus is currently the strongest top lane champion in the game
>bronze is unironically more fun than higher tiers
>galio's best role is as support
>kassadin was perfectly balanced at his 99% ban rate peak, people were just too bad to be able to deal with him.
>jungling is the easiest role, even easier than fucking right click simulator bot lane

which yordle has the best cum absorption?

>redpill
>blackpill
oh come on 'blackpill' isn't a thing

post rare images

>predicting
as you constantly cried that she needed buffs even when she had like a 30% pick rate in pro games. as you sat here on the boards spouting nonsense about her playstyle and build paths to make it obvious why you always post from a level 10 sock puppet instead of your real account.

you're a fucking moron with a thing for scales. you lack the baseline IQ it takes to play Cassiopeia but do it anyways because of your fetish.

This guy with kleptomancy is freelo

helo I'm doing alright, thanks for asking.
what about you?

poppy, she has a much higher metabolism than other yordles due to her strength training

Based

I feel the need of playing with a slutty champion, but I do not have any ideas how to play with Eve, Vayne or Kayn. Care to give me some advice on any of them?
Can work, might work

LeBlanc probably has an entire dungeon full of young boys she's kidnapped to be her sex slaves

there's a whole 'pill' internet subculture built up around that term. there's also one about all the different classes of 'virgin' you can be based on the levels of pride you take in your virginity. for example there's "virgin and I could totally get a girl if I wanted to but who wants to deal with that," and "virgin who can't get a girl even if he wanted to but I totally wouldn't want to."

>people actually pick klepto over unbound memebook

This is a joke, right? People don't actually want a few free items instead of 40% summ cd, right?

>t. someone who has literally never played her

Keep embarassing yourself, you're too fucking deluded to even realize how bad she's right now. Guess what, pro-games aren't a representation of Solo Q you fuckwit.

Is Illaoi fun to play? I kind of like the idea of turning top into a tentacle corridor horror show but is it actually enjoyable to do?

blackpill is actually a term people use now

>one hour and ten minutes long game that we had >20 kills lead but it was thrown away because the guy who got fed never participated in teamfights

mfw

> there's also one about all the different classes of 'virgin' you can be based on the levels of pride you take in your virginity.
i have never heard a sentence that made me want to shut someone up more than this

Is Poppy the natural counter to Orm?

Phase Rush toplane
make them cry

Honk.

when ornn sees to yordle thighs he gets too distracted to do anything so yeah, in a way she is

Illaoi is immensely fun to play with.
But the main problem is you need to have fast reaction skillls you need to read your opponent.
Otherwise you will miss %70 of the tentacles and E's you throw. But when you succeed, oooh boy you will become the ultimate lane bully

I've played her at least a few times.

So basically be really good with skillshots?

Yes.

no because when mid-late game rolls around poppy can't stop ornn from knocking up your whole team from over a screen away

10/10

eveythings fine,just a lil bussy for this holidays

i would like to waifupost more often but, yeah

Her animations are too slow friend

>want to fap
>already fapped to all the good trap porn
How do I counter this?

You will need to be more than better because the opponent will always try to expect where you would slam a tentacle or throw a test at.

bully

seriously as someone who played a lot of poppy she is just so, so, so useless late game, there just aren't enough walls

Come back to me if you have AT LEAST half a million mastery points on her, you insect.

>too intelligent to bother with teamfights
>too intelligent to win lane
>too intelligent to get dragon
anyone else know this feel?

>hear TOOT
>rush over to him
>w
>can't use his R2 anymore
cucked

>still taking press the meme on Caitlyn
I hope you don't do this

>ryze isn't braindead easy like syndra
ryze is way more braindead than syndra

After Yasuo's.

lulu is the patricians choice

Turn straight.

i wish i was a girl

#KillingIt

you basically need one or two damage items on Poppy to be of any use lategame
and to splitpush so you can bait people into chasing you until you line up a good E.

wheres all the good yordle images? my go-to 2d fap site is dan/gelbooru but they aren't that great for yordles

would you let us cum inside

>You have to autistically spam her for years in Silver like me

Nice goalposts, retard.

thumbs down

fuck a trap
you'll not want to fap to traps anymore

If you asked nicely

i need a vacation anyways

>Everyone telling you you're a boosted e-girl no matter what elo you are or what champion you play

Why would you want to be one?

give me the quick rundown on nick "fucking retarded chinese players" decesare aka "lastshadow"

he sounds like he's full of shit

Pixiv, tumblr with safe mode off, maybe furaffinity, didn't look there yet.

>sweatingman.png
enjoy your vacation my guy

that sucks to hear, hope you aren't too stressed and manage to get some rest during the holidays.

Stop fucking projecting, you autistic silversurfer. Everyone knows I'm in plat elo.

Would you be flat?
Tfw no dfc to grope.

>ryze is way more braindead
he really isn't. rapid skillshots, unintuitive skill orders and combo sequences, punishing positioning options, and a very complex ult all add up to a champion with one of the biggest mastery curves in the game. It's hard to believe considering he has no mobility (sans ult) and a targeted root, but playing him actually is way easier to screw up than most champions.

>arguing with that tard
just ignore him

sankakucomplex has quite a lot of stuff even though the website is kinda shitty, tumblr is also good
/aco/ has a thread for shortstacks if you don't exactly care if they are yordles or just look the same