/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #209

Doki edition

Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Don't throw in the towel just yet
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AUS): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

poal.me/3la8wd
pastebin.com/Ug6LJ3uw
youtube.com/watch?v=7zpxgyG7eGk
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I want to hold hands with Yuri!

...

Natsuki!

Monika

Watching wrestling with dokis!

Why do black people commit so many crimes?

Good afternoon once more, everyone. I hope you're all holding up well!
I'm taking a break from my absurd amount of work to bring you our regularly scheduled poetry session!

For now, the word of the thread is "storm"!
Our two alternatives are 'glimmer' and 'pastel'.

So, if you didn't know already, the idea of this is to share a word among the thread so that we all have a common theme to write about. You can use any of the three words, though the primary one is preferred, as always. Of course, you don't HAVE to use one of these words, but I mean it's really up to you! Just try your best to do whatever you're comfortable with!
I look forward to reading them when I can get around to it!

Monika!

Fun times with the dokis!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

If i get 10 (You)s, i'll write another chapter to SayoHana.
I'm joking, but do expect some more soon.

Last monika I post tonight!

It was fun spamming last thread, good night everyone!

>AJ will never bury Trapsuki for being gay

Sayori!

We are one WWE game model port and one MMD Natsuki port away from this being possible

...

Sayori's Pikachu destroys your bike!
Getting mad at Sayori!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Monika but she hates Dan and mankind and takes control over Nukes and she glass us all!

Monika but she is the youkai of boundaries

(two)

i don't need it....

i don't need it....


i definitely DO NOT NEED IT.

Good night, user!
Thanks for the Monikas!

How do i make Monikanon blush?
this is important

poal.me/3la8wd
Wow 170 responses to the thread 273 suicide cult poll
I didnt think we even had that many people in the threads
But I guess that settles it the theme of the suicide cult is that we don't kill ourselves at 7g votes!
Thats it, its over cult is kill. Everyone go home.

FUCK

I love her too. Do you think writing her a whole new route would count as saving her?

Call them cute.

And i love her forever and ever!

show him your panties!

I want to love and cherish Yuri!

Morbid curiosity, I have to read more
I have to know it can possibly end happily

Monika but she's a hag cow!

>198400604
I am having this post count as -1 to the (you) count as I want you to not make another chapter

Which Doki would be the best mother?

Going on a Fall date with Monika!

Natsuki! I want a smol loli mommy.

They would all be high risks due to their issues, but probably Monika in terms of pure maternal instinct, she'd delete anything that could harm her child.

Monika > Sayori > Yuri > Natsuki

Best girl

well that's rudcool with me. do what you want, man i'm not gonna judge________

all dokis deserve the happiness of being a mother

Natsuki lovers assemble!

>Pikachu with teeth

Act 1 Yuri

Pretty sure that's just a tongue with an unusually accentuated midsection.

best

Which Doki is your favorite?
Which Doki is most like your mom?

They look like buck teeth to me

I'd say Yuri and Natsuki are both the biggest chance of being the worst parent.

Natsuki could continue the abusive parent line, whilst Yuri has a decent chance of stabbing the kid in its sleep. Sayori wouldn't hurt the child, but probably have the same "Oh, I thought having a child would make me happy and feel I had a reason to still be alive, but everything still sucks".

I've never met my mom

That's a dangerous question, user.

>Yuri has a decent chance of stabbing the kid in its sleep

Only act 2 Yuri, act 1 would do a decent job, i think.

Sayori
and i want to make sayori a mom!

My mom ran away before I was born.

Nice

>Everyone goes to the house of whoever has the largest kitchen!
>You all have the place to yourselves for the weekend!
>Monika and Yuri break out some alcohol!
>Natsuki doesn't want any and that's okay!
>Sayori tries it and isn't a fan, that's okay too!
>Everyone contributes to setting up the music for the night!
>A little something from everyone, with the only rule being that it has to gel with everything else somehow!
>Eclectic yet cohesive playlist achieved!
>You all start working on making an elaborate meal none of you would ever make for just yourselves!
>Teamwork in the kitchen with the dokis while sipping beverages and talking!
>Sometimes cooking gets interrupted by impromptu dancing/singing because music!
>Nobody can really dance!
>Nobody cares that nobody can really dance!
>Just Monika can kind of sing!
>The meal turns out great and everyone is happy!
>Spending the night eating, drinking, and goofing around with the dokis!

Monika has autism and loves Sonic the Hedgehog!

pastebin.com/Ug6LJ3uw

Posting it again to tell the user who wrote it that he most definitely should stop “selling himself short”! Keep going, user! I believe in you!

Well if we're going pre-everything-goes-to-shit depictions, then the order should be

Sayori > Yuri > Monika > Natsuki

Sayori
Natsuki

I found this hilarious in the last thread, so reposting for posterity

You need to be at least 18 years of age to use this website.

saronara~

jokes on you i'm 21 I'm just autistic

Yuri.
Sayori comes closest. Not because the depression, though.

>Sayori > Yuri > Monika > Natsuki

Yeah, i actually had the same list

Yuri!
She wasn't really like any of em. Guess a mix of Sayori and Yuri, more towards Sayori.
I miss her

here is a (you)
I need more please

>21
I want little kids to leave my general

25+ only

Freud I know that is you fuck off

This is all I really want in my life. I would be content with having at least that much.

Sayori!
Act 1 Yuri

did somebody say Natsuki?

>198402517
>(You)

Friendly reminder that I'm trying to set up a discord if anyone wants to vent about life or share writing. So far interest has been low, but there. Feel free to contribute your poems about the word of the thread, which I believe is currently storm.

Yuri for both!
I mentioned this pre-/ddlc/ #100

no

>He's not in his mid 70s

I want kiddies to go home

Seriously though shit is annoying to hear someone barely fresh out of high school bitching

Like gtfo

accurate

>tfw no giant monika

>discord
no fuck off

Reporting in!

Yes!

Arachne Sayori stop being so adorable it's illegal

I didn't even bitch about anything? I posted a screengrab of something from last thread. Looks like you need to learn how to read there bucko.

I don't know what that is but I need it

>natsuki
damn, got me

Did someone order a bookworm cutie with a side of edge?

>Playing for first time
>"Sayori is pretty good, I think I can relate to her"
>kills herself
>"Huh"

No.

How the fuck is an autistic girl able to know what sex is?

>Meme machine
Accurate
>enjoys nothing more than shitposting
>unironically thinks that act 1 was trash
False, but I still love her!

I want to fondle Yuri's breasts in that turtleneck by a crackling fireplace!

Mini-GTSayori!

Apparently somebody the size of Mini-GTSayori could be lethal. Good thing Monika's around to prevent that!

The Irish tend to love potatoes.

Give me back my pens!

stop sticking my poems in ur butt

I've had a bad day /ddlc/
please post sad stories

Yeah but the product came with several holes in it. Are you going to repay me for all the flex seal I had to use to fix her up?

youtube.com/watch?v=7zpxgyG7eGk

daily reminder that amy likes niggers