/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Yeah, but if not embalmed, after a while it pools to the areas closest to the ground because gravity and it's really weird.

t. mortician

It's fine just put masking tape on the wounds.

It congeals.

seek professional help

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I don't understand people who use voice activation/open mic outside close friend groups. No one wants to hear your random background noise in a pug group.

Acat you need help. This isn't healthy.

highlanders

Sheer laziness
t. voice activation user

No! Its all mine!

you have no idea how hard my dick gets when a certain someone from my raid group eats on mic.

Bert please. He's already got an EB.

>people who don't use push to talk
Savages.

he's no dude and what kind of name is bert

Hopefully you have your threshold high enough that your breathing isn't constantly transmitted at least..

In your own raid group it's one thing to use voice activation but why would they not mute their mic while eating?

acat is asleep

I don't mind and I hope she never stops

Do you have a vore fetish or something?

I use open mic and let people hear the clatter of my mechanical keyboard.
Am I a monster with my laziness?
I turn push to talk on though if asked

Wait there is- Ohh.

I don't think I do, it's never really done anything for me

x the for abusing and fondling Spiderc@s tiny little ninja feet!

Hey acat, hater of abe.

>Call other nations savages
>Usually after bombing them into the stone age
Technically accurate I guess.

Yes you're a monster, some people don't even turn on ptt if asked so you're not the worst person ever in that regard. are you one of those awful people with open ingame mic on siege too?

Bert is a good boy you cute thot.

Of course. I may be a savage, but I'm not some animal.

Because they are lazy or too stupid to know that PTT exists.
I have it on always.
I have kicked one guy for not putting PTT on when we asked him to during a learning party. He had some music blasting and he kept mashing his keyboard so hard and we were like please stop or leave.

>Double kill by ring out
Nothing personal kids.

What the heck gives wolf marks in increments of 25?

I spare everyone but my friends, people in-game are safe as that's push to talk and only get call-outs and uncontrolled flattery if they ress me.
I only wan't my friends to suffer when i tongue flap after an ace so they know.

It's okay, kicked or not i'll still carry you.

they'd rather kill themselves than look at you tbqh

How would you rate each stage of the Relic journey, from least to most obnoxious?

>198411009
REALLY FUCKING UGLY STOP POSTING ANYTIME
GO JERK OFF WITH TUBBY FAGGOT

t. foolish samurai warrior that stepped forth to oppose me
should have learned to jump good nigga

That's fine then, open mic with friends is ok

>playing the game

t. lizard that does not follow the word of yoshi

>friend keeps open mic
>turns on fan and airconditioner

>i'm that guy
>no one tells me i have voice detection on

f-fuck

Blanking people off ledges is what I live for in PvP. Only thing better is when they survive the fall, come running all the way back up to try to get you again and you blank them off again cause it took so long it went off cooldown.

Eventually you just get used to playing in a wind tunnel.

Same but they tell me, or I put my headset back on.

That's because 9/10 times it's a "person of color".

report the human trash, literally the same shit every day

I didn't stutter.

Aw lame, my joke got deleted.

cute cat! cutest!

Bnhaka stinky feet

*clenches fist*

you are literally avatarfagging and breaking multiple rules, trying to convey emotions via images, KILL YOURSELF AND GET A TRIP

cats!

dont post cats

arent they a ninja?
I thought they were light on their feet

Please be my friend.

>waking up when its pitch black outside
help

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That kind of thing is something I really appreciated about GW2. That game had a bunch of knockbacks and WvW had a lot of fun ledges to knock people off of.

sure!

meow
oh..

smuge
bune

They have extremely soft soles so that they can sneak around

/pet

Watching RP fights before maint, I wonder if they'll be able to finish in two hours.

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but why are they "stinky" ?

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It's hard to get a trip if you're dead.

Server? Name?

I like cats

Why doesn't kaori ever get banned? I never ever see them show up on the ban lists and I sometimes see autistic spammers on there.
Is he friends with a mod?

Great post Jeph. Adds a lot to the discussion.

their feet stink of musky semen from all the footjobs they give to cat men and from the gross tonges from all the femroes who lock them

Remind me why have you dropped means to filter you again? Because one guy was being an ass so everyone who doesnt want to see such posts has to suffer?

>why do spammers get banned I don't understand
Do you really need to think hard about this?

imposter posting pictures from 2016

We'll be your DPS tonight!

c@s!

He just evades. The dude is on his way to 8k posts. He just can't function without Veeky Forums for more than a week.

dps my dick please

oh and does, gotcha.

maybe because they don't do anything against the rules?

How can I pump this pump?

i'm on leviathan, but posting my name is pretty scary

Where's your onion helm, young lady?

>tfw Aphy posts and you get excited somewhere

Naw, it just as bad and if I knew who makes these posts, I'd call them out by name too. Sadly, Jeph is a personality and I can attach a name to it. I don't want to see him, honestly.

Moooom, I told you I don't wanna wear a helm!
;_;

This baits the purple Veeky Forums defender

shes literally perfect fuck off