/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

>DLC boss gets distracted by bananas
what does this mean?

youtube.com/watch?v=O--faKiYpXA

It means they used the same coding as a blademaster

>People still draw Fi without arms
Fi has arms, dammit.

They are full of potassium.

he's a Yiga plant trying to find out Link's weaknesses

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I think the artist just has an amputee fetish or something

Guys, I really want to impregnate BotW Zelda.

Is miiverse still available to use for saving pictures?

He might be from a time before the tribe split.

Do it Link

She's for Link only!

That guy was waiting 10,000 to put the smack down on your ass.
What a perfect fight, broke the Master Sword, lightscale trident, and the scimitar seven against him

No, but the Wii U lets you upload pictures to the internet.
You could just browse to this thread with the Wii U browser and post your screens directly here.

He wasted a lot of effort then, everyone knows Link's weakness is Malon's milk

>Behold, my late teacher's masterpiece!
>youtube.com/watch?v=NQkjh26asaY

>Hylians can eat Goron food
>Link was chowing down with Daruk regularly
>Link actually hung out with Daruk sans Zelda
the best characters are never the waifus

wow, blast from the past

Holy fuck, thanks for making me feel old. I was 11 when this song originally came out.

>no riding music on the master cycle
It's not worth it

Thanks for reminded me this exists. How old is it now?

The song came out in 1998.

You just blast your own tunes breh
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

Damn, I've fapped to pornstars younger than that

>Hylians can eat Goron food
I think it's just Link that can eat Goron food.

What did Fi mean by this?

Zelda ate it too

What would you guys think if the motorcycle became a recurring thing in Zelda games from now on?

It seems like they've been trying to give Link a cool vehicle for a while now to rival horse riding. Boats, birds, trains, and now bikes.

The journal described Link hurting himself on the food while Daruk looked on oblivious about Link's sudden silence. Daruk interpreted it as enjoying it.

She didn't like it though

if they can make it work it works.
This is doubly funny because the monk is talking to Link like he's a salesman so this was probably his pet project 10,000 years ago.
>I'm gonna put the hero through loads of shit and let him access some of the Divine Beasts' basic functions
>and then I'm gonna leave him that motorcycle I've been working on
>What did you want me to just leave in the garage?

they still ate it

So if Zero implies it's the original, then does that mean Mario Kart 8 takes place after BotW?

making a new timeline video RIGHT NOW

But.. Mario Kart 8 features Skyward Sword Link, who predates BotW Link...

The Zero is the Sheikah prototype, the MK8 version is the updated Hylian model.

Zero is what happens to the name when Nintendo waits 20 years to release the first installment in the states after having renamed the sequel that had been released under some other name as if it were the first in the series.

It isn't SS Link, if you look at them they're wearing slightly different clothes. Specifically the gloves, boots, and belt are different.

It could be a Link from anywhere in time.

>anywhere in time.
>Cia lent this one from her collection.

Even though he was always meant to hand over the motorcycle to the hero when the time came.
Do you think Maz Koshia misses his motorcycle? Do you think he ever took it for a spin before giving it away?

You appear to be correct.
He is most certainly illustrated as SS Link in the artwork, but his in game model has different features.
Maybe those are just his driving gloves.

Man, I've been looking everywhere for someone who has managed to rip the model for this thing from Mario Kart, and it seems like people have ripped every model they could from that game, except this one. Either the model ripping community is being stingey or no one has bothered which can't be the case.

I want it so I can fix up the model and 3D print it. I love the design and I'd love to actually have it, but I'm a perfectionist so I'd want a game accurate one rather than trying to model it myself.

Note also that Skyward Sword Link was right handed thanks to the motion controls, but Mario Kart 8 Link is left handed like Link traditionally is.

Ask around on Game Banana, pretty sure someone would have to have ripped it to re-texture it.

Wouldn't you?

Which one

Urbosa

Mipha

Somebody dropped that ball by not mentioning Kodah in Mipha's journal.

Neither. Hope the next game has better girls.

This one.

FemLink is best girl.

She really is.

I genuinely hope Nintendo makes the next Link a girl. Or at least offers some kind of gender select.

>we will never get to play this
Why does nintendo hate me

Also they should hire ebiebishrimp as character designer.
Their BotW femLink is so ふわふわ I could die.

damn...

You're gonna carry that weight.

o fuck

best boy even in childhood

>With the power of modding, we can.

>Mipha taught him the whole pose.

>DON'T YOU DARE READ IT!

I thought she was supposed to be our waifu?

So does completing each shrine related to Kass's stories trigger/complete the quests for those?

I beat the game months ago but never got Kass to come back home. I need to know how to get that to trigger properly.

Kass will go home if you complete all of his quests AND talk to him near each.

Is Maz Koshia the only Monk who doesn't die?

Pretty much yeah.

If you beat all his sidequests and he still doesn't go back then the only thing I can think of is checking his book on the elevated platform that lists all his sidequests (it's by the one you have to stand naked under a blood moon for). Once you complete everything it mentions he's heading back home, I don't think I've ever not looked at it before going back to Rito Village so I don't know if it's required or not.

Well good fucking thing I have all the shrines complete.

One of his quests isn't a shrine.

What's the best horse stat layout for ancient gear to you guys, 2/5/3 or 4/4/5?

I've been bamboozled.

HE'S A YIGA

I'm not sure it really matters, but I have a horse right now that absorbed a fuck ton of damage and shrugged it off. Fire, lightning, falls, bomb arrows, guardian lasers. One time, just one time, it ate raw meat from my hands.

I am going to marry Riju

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>Zelda is the president of the literature club...

is there a soundtrack for the dlc 2 yet? dat final dungeon music is goat

It kinda sucks how most of Links personality is off screen. We read about it, or see memories that happen after he's said something.

Selmie's Shields

He had more personality in his dialogue choices with NPCs then he did in all his cutscenes. I love in-game Link, some of his responses can be really cheeky and fun, it's the first time I feel like he's ever had any semblance of characterization. He was genuinely trying to swindle that guy out of some sand boots. It's a shame that in the cutscenes he turns into the boring-ass overly serious brick wall he is in all the other games. I wish they'd just let him be his own character already and do different takes on his personality like with Zelda, I've never been able to self-insert as him and it's actively holding him back from being interesting.

Anyone have that webm from some unrelated pruned /v/ thread that had Link getting mad air on his Mastercycle by riding into a Hinox's hand?

Well,

I’ve found that if you use scope you can quickly turn 180 degrees away from where you originally faced while on your bike
It’s a fast solution to quickly turn

He kinda looks like TP link in SS style.

Master Kohga's belly

Yes, it works. I started with that but then remembered rubber had the same effect but looked cooler and switched to it, personally.

Is there a solution to that shrine that DOESN'T require armour? I couldn't find a way to block the first set of flames in the flame shrine and didn't have the full goron armour set so I just whipped out my biggest sword to block the flames using magnesis. Can't think of anything like that that works with electricity though.

Yeah, really fucks with the timeline.
I went to play some MK8 after fucking around with zero for a bit because it made me thirst for drifting back and forth along the dragon driftway, but the master cycle drifts like garbage. I always use Rosalina on the flame cycle body with the white wheels, drifts like a dream (and incidentally a lot more like zero does when you build up speed then hold gas and brake at the same time) but controls like a bike otherwise and looks cool as fuck. It's what I did almost all the time trials with.

You think that's bad?
*whips out Girls Mode*

poochy

>ancient and rubber
this makes my penis the big penis

Yiga are just Sheikah that didn't want to break with tradition when the Hylian royalty had a moral panic about technology and told them to knock it off, which is why they're so bitter towards Hyrule. All ancient Sheikah loved bananas. The extra strength and potassium from eating lots and lots of bananas is how the monks stayed "alive" for ten thousand years.

Does the banishment of the Sheikah/Twili make more sense to you after seeing all the messed up ancient technology stuff of Breath of the Wild?