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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Dont remove joindota, I still use it

9 losses in a day. I just can't deal with morph as an offlaner.

How do people unironically play more than 3-5 games a day?

sup dotards

god I'm so sick of these fucking brainless niggers on my team

every time i solo queue its a great game whether win/loss

play with irl friends its a shit show whether win/loss

Fish is fresh.

>picture for ants

You got that wrong. Solo queue is an unfun fuckfest.

greetings dotards
wheres the patch tho?

Battlepass when

god damn

her ahegao sucks though

when did pld get so Veeky Forums?

tracksuit pants + discount chink produced sweater is Veeky Forums?

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opendota.com/matches/3613479524/overview

Where did everything go wrong?

post thinking mans offlaners

willow essentially useless endgame without any utility items

...

doom

Dark Willow

Darkterror, the Faceless Void

bristleback

terrorblade

sniper

> Turn bak
> win

I smart ooga

>turn bak
>lose
it's not the patch right now

>tfw fell for the bane is good meme

What kind nigger first pick riki in captain mode?

Bane is good if your goal is to completely shut down a single hero

Go to sleep grandpa it's time for your nap.

how come all pos 5 heroes are immobile pieces of shit?

To discourage idiots from trying to play them as carries.

>select mid
>someone else selects it 10 seconds later
>first instapicks Invoker
>begs for mid
>tell him to fuck off and that I'm not giving in to such a cheap strat
>keeps bitching
>pick OD with the intent of imprisoning him if neccesary
>he finally fucks off

why do people like this exist

Ye, turn back and walk away because thats how dogshit the hero is

Soyboys that dream of being alphas

>proceed to lose game thanks to your useless offlane injoker

Ever tried playing Sand King spot 5?

no because it's shit. you need a blink to be effective

Why is she so perfect?

youtube.com/watch?v=nDFWpckBl3o
3:35

A lot of carries function by killing the enemies one-by-one, starting with the weakest, before they want to take objectives. So they need to be able to kill supports first, if supports in addition to the plethora of kiting mechanisms they have (euls, force, glimmer, disables, blink etc.) had innate mobility, they would be near impossible to kill and so impossible for these kinds of carries to function.

im so horny lmao
>Tfw no gf
wat do?

That's pretty much the reason some cores like Ursa and Templar Assassin fall off after a certain point. It's not that they don't scale, they just can't blow up the supports quick enough anymore due to all the defensive items available.

have a wank

any offlane bros here?

who are the best offlaners agaisnt luna

Hence the need for Nullifier.

Prepare for some bad advice!

Brewmaster, luna is going to miss some last hits because of your W, your Q does a shit ton of damage on levels 2-3 and once you get your ultimate up you can fuck basically anything up if you surprise your enemy. Rush Blink, jump on dat bitch, and hope to god she sucks and can't stun you.

wow, that advice was even worse than I thought it would be.

I made a smurf and after 5 games I'm still getting matched with utter shitters. is this normal or does the game consider me as shit as them?

i want to get good as magnus offlane to counter luna

but hes like fucking bad tidehunter

Magnus is just straight bad right now. His ulti cd is just too big and he doesnt deal any reasonable damage outside of it.

6 mango tidehunter.
shit on their safe lane, ignore right clicks and enjoy 10hp+ regen to eat the spells, possibly buy early cloak.

Why is he so hot?

Face it kid, you're shit as well.

A shit tiger can't escape it's shit stripes.

sad
isnt magnus one of the fastest blink dagger farmers? i
who else are good offlaners this patch?
i had a streak of 4 wins on nyx. hes the one of the most fun off lane heroes

Elder Titan outside of the laning stage. Just pop blademail and watch her try to stop her eclipse. Versing a trilane with Luna's a little hard to counter if they're competent given the combo of magic and phys dmg

Could this actually work? Anyone who's tested this? 6 mangos just seems like a damn meme.

that was very poetic

Post BattleFurry_Teaser.png again.

anyone else?\i think void is good

Ok

i dont understand this
is it a joke

is it an actual fetish

still won, he barely managed to get a positive score
didn't get any missing from any lanes and still won

kek

I find this sexually attractive, yes

gay furries make up like 90% of dotas fanbase apparently

rather have furries than you who pulls stats out ur ass

its a joke mon

I don't like the Sacred relic. It's only used in 3 items and is expensive as fuck. Hardly seems worth.

>He doesn't know
Some user spent $10k on a comic. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

owo

where are the fucking mods

The mods are the ones posting it

So let me get this straight. Dota needs to stay competitive somehow, and since LoL has lolis and hot girls, we get to have futas and gay furries?

I can't wait for 50 pages of dota smut

;^)

There are multiple heroes who can do this, abbadon (debatable), ogre, tide, ominknight, nyx and essentially any other offlaner who doesn't need boots asap but uses mana works.

can you post some horse cocks, thanks

I don't have horses, only dergs

what the fuck

i never realized how much i hated fags until right now

post some more slark then

They're responsible for more STD's spreading than niggers.

Ok

>It's a "/d2g/ becomes obsessed with furries because of one guy" story arc
>Right after the exact same arc just finished
These writers need new material.

well if red would just HURRY THE FUCK UP and learn to draw already we might have some straight material to talk about

Love me, user

>good win streak
>having fun
>remember I'm in a state of decay and I will turn into a sad sack of bones, slowly losing both mind and body

Why live?

i will if you stop posting porn a blueboard, you fucking cunt

Red doesn't need to learn because of that one idiot that keeps buying loli Pugna from him.

have any feet stuff?

>No Pugna for about 5 threads
Is this how we meet our end?
Not with cute girls but bara furfags?

Post more Dota from JMGN please I want to know what I'm in for with this comic.

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>one idiot
Rude

Red just couldn't compete with 10 gorillion dollarydoos.

This is the final arc.

Maybe people would drop actual money on Red if he could draw cars n shieet

>furfags have ruined the thread

We need a second holocaust to gas these subhuman African-tier shitters.

>This is the final arc
We already had this arc multiple times though and every time it was the "final arc"

>The Mercedes-Benz E-Class Sedan separated the rich from the poor and singlehandedly created a class divide in /d2g/ through smut
Most successful marketing campaign on Earth.