Love Live! School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #1552: Majority Edition

Zenkai no /llsifg/! Current Events
JP: NicoEli SM, Clucks being BTFO
EN: KotoPana Nakayoshi Match

>Download the Game (English/Japanese)
pastebin.com/rPdEjzEr
>Game Wiki
lovelive.kouhi.me/
>Event Points Calculator
suyo.be/llsif/calc/
>Event Cutoff Predictor
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gT26kLl2jAQGX9xn9VRAYwnk5gzKWpe-NkOJa7osI8Y/pubhtml?gid=648200897
>Team Builder
designedfor.sakura.ne.jp/nikuma-n/

>Infodump
docs.google.com/document/d/1rL8-DDw8pJVmMPf7V25vCkx8ulOXR74p_-Wz534S3og

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for australia

Pls 862605

>Stamina UR Wooby
>I can evolve regular Ruby to Ruby being fucked by a dog
I j-just want a You UR
:'(

Some one pls

862605
please need 2 more

Why does Ruby sound cool here?

Holding hands with Riko

For magnets.

Bury Riko

ONE MORE PLS

You please

>tfw spamming imiwakannnai

One more.

>He doesn't have a You UR
I barely even scout for Aquors

Please don't use the OP to shitpost.
BURDTURDS BTFO AHHAHAHAA.

Cute gays.

Was she raped?

Pulling out Riko's slutty teeth with pliers.

T-thats great user, I h-hope you like your cute Idol !
It's not like I only scouted Aqours and CYaRon for the past 6 months !
Haha

She doesn't, she sounds like a preschool dropout like usual.

>love marginal

oh fuck

i'm garbage at love marginal

It's okay 3 of us messed up

906739
sorry phone stuttered last time and dropped fc

Are we going to get a new Christmas song or will it just be Jinglebells ga Tomaranai again?

>my phone stuttered

Riiiiight.

Aside from the Christmas song, will we get churazy packs and scoutings ?

>tfw i wanted to play the game so bad but I have a work in 12 hours

Jeez..

906739 just do it. need 2 more

Sorry dude, I have a work so I'll pass

>12 hours
Dude, I have an exam in 2 hours that will decide if I get my Engineer diploma and I'm here playing the game and shitposting.
You can do it.

>work
ahahaha fucking loser wagecuck ahahahahaha have fun at the goy factory breaking your back for mr noseberg ahahahahahahahahaha

906739 2 more pls. anyone even kamiyu ill carry his ass

>cool
oh shit i have shit cool teams why

Go back to studying you MU-cuck.
Goodluck.

Sorry guys, my blue team is atrocious ...
50k

022986

>3 mics
oh man

Nah, I can do t2 just in 2 days.I'll play the game on saturday instead.

022986

stop posting and join. 1 more

cum on lads

One more.

>EN breezes through the daily objectives in just a couple hours
>JP could only reach SSS on the first and last day
>JPcucks

022986
stop shitposting and join

Post cute Nozomis!

>ey

>ey

>absolutely feeling
What dumbo did this image, feeling what?
Otherwise it's "absolute feeling".

i think you know what its supposed to mean. EOPs wont know the difference so it doesnt matter

[Spoiler]Miami university Ohio!!?[/spoiler]

What is EOP? English Only Player?

If idiots use nip words to sound cool they should do it properly at least

Holy shit look at the size of those

soda ne

Thanks, I'll need some.
Nope.
University of Nice in France

>I take my memes very seriously!
It's obvious what it's supposed to mean which is good enough.

i prefer tea myself

Coffee

gween tea

Isn't it bad on purpose?

>tfw you fuck up on an easy song
>tfw you're the only one in the group that doesn't get S Combo
>tfw you single-handedly ruin the SSS

What's the coolest way to commit suicide?

cawfee

Cawfee

english only pleb
/jp/ terminology for anyone that doesnt know moon so they can feel superiorw

>tfw I only play EN
>tfw I sat the JLPT N1 just this month
Do I qualify or not?

>the time when I got cucked at the university

Dress up as your raibu and ride a motorcycle as fast as possible down a canyon road

Just make sure it's a Suzuki so you don't rob the world of a decent bike.

Your order, /llsifg/?

One bowl of Pana please!

Yeah can I get uhhhhhhh

Fresh breast milk.

...

I could see myself settling down with Hanayo and starting a family. Is that what it means to have a waifu?

Nico's personality has its appeals, Honoka seems like a human-sized puppy, and Nozomi could open up a whole new world for you, but there's something about Hanayo that makes her ideal wife material. I would not care if this woman bore my children. I'm a 6'0" neo-nazi lebensborn of swedish descent and I think it would actually be a good thing, somehow, if my children were half hanayo. They would be glorious.

Hai dozo~

It's an illusion, sadly. Anything like a 3D Hanayo would be quite undesirable.

>A little chubby
>Shy but passionate
>Highly intelligent
>Singing voice is either amazing or adorable
>Confidence issues to overcome, but the best person you'll ever meet after that
>Eccentric fixation on aidorus
>Favorite food is cheap and plentiful, but takes an artist's touch to perfect
>Stunning good looks
>Has a cool best friend

No, dude. She's perfect.

>Has a cool best male friend
fixed

>A little chubby
Not so appealing in 3D.

>confidence issues to overcome,
This is cute and good.
>but the best person you'll ever meet after that
This ruins it.

>Stunning good looks
3D would ruin those.

>cool best friend
Whoever could you mean?

My point is that 2D Hanayo is good. But 3D would be bad.

>wife is a package deal
>comes with a cool AF dude friend

You're not exactly hurting my case here broham

Congrats on winning, you adorable homos.

best wife materials are Umi and Dia and you know it

youtu.be/3XBJQx_VxzE?t=46s
>pana
>Singing voice is either amazing or adorable
pffft

>girls with male friends who aren't effeminate or actual poofters
>wife material
Have you ever actually interacted with a real-life woman?

>>A little chubby
>Not so appealing in 3D.

>best wife materials are the generic strict and goal oriented asian chicks

No thanks I don't want my children to attend "mandatory" 'violin lessons

You see, Rin isn't actually a boy. Rin is just a baller. I would hang with Rin and talk about cars and how well the seahawks are doing.

Official Authorised μ's Wife Ranking:
>GODDESS TIER TIER
Umi

>EXCELLENT TIER
Maki
Burd

>GOOD TIER
Pana
Niggo

>OKAY TIER
Eli
Cat

>WILDCARD TIER
Tits

>IMPURE, BAD MOTHER, DOMESTICALLY USELESS, DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO BE A GOOD WIFE TIER
Honk

---

Official Authorised Aqours Wife Ranking:
>GODDESS TIER
Dia

>EXCELLENT TIER
Zura

>SURPRISINGLY GOOD TIER
Chika
Kanan
You

>OKAY TIER
Mari
Yoshiko

>BORING BUT SERVICEABLE TIER
Riko

>IF SHE GREW UP A BIT SHE MIGHT BE GOOD TIER
Ruby

>umiturd still butthurt he has to makeup a tier list
sad

I'm not whoever you're thinking of; I don't even like Umi that much. I just think realistically she'd make a really good wife. Dia is definitely better, though.

>still trying to start this HonkvsDia war
Fuck off

>umi
>anything but shit

>from a respectable family
>traditional
>modest
>serious, not silly or frivolous
>pure and decent
These are excellent traits in a woman.

Honoka, Nico, Dia, Hanayo, Maki, Eli, Hanamaru, Kanan, and Yoshiko are all top tier wives.

Oh, so it's like that now, is it?

butifel chika

Riko and Umi are the same character with Riko just being more sexually attractive

Honoka or Ruby? Ruby, without a doubt. Not only is she curvier according to her three sizes, but...

Hair: Ruby wins. Red is best. Twintails for easy handling and good balance.
Eyes: Ruby wins. Sea green > Ice cold soulless blue.
Family: Ruby wins. Duh. Traditional Japanese baking is terrible and Honoka's sister is more annoying than Rin and Nico combined.
Friends: Ruby wins, again, by being in the superior idol group.
Taste in idols: Woobs knows what's up and picks Pana. Honk's favorite idol is probably herself.
Personality: Honoka is a complete and utter dumbass and self centered more often than not. Ruby wins. She might be timid and make dumb noises, but she's very intelligent, friendly, selfless, and wise beyond her years. She's on track to eclipse her emotionally stunted older sister as the best Kurosawa before even moving up a grade.
Cuteness: Duh.
Waifu potential: It's every man's dream to coax a girl like Ruby out of her shell and find the one in a trillion gem she really is. Honkniggers, on the other hand, have been seen posting "honoka seems like an easy lay" on multiple occasions.
JAVs: Honk 1, Ruby 0. 'Nuff said.

Ruby is just better than Honoka, and honkniggers have the balls to call us Rubyfriends "pedo"? What a bunch of pieces of shit.

based Rubyfriend

...

Based Rubyfriend
How will honkturds ever recover?

>Honoka
She's good for nothing.

>Nico
She'd put in a lot of effort, but her family's poor, so she'd have stingy values.

>Dia
Agree. Basically all the things here but also she's very feminine and can get things done.

>Hanayo
Tentatively agree. It's not clear to me how domestically useful she really is.

>Maki
Agree. Good family, smart, etc..

>Eli
Not sure. I think she's too emotionally fragile to be a reliable homemaker or mother.

>Hanamaru
Agree. again, with the additional advantages of having good educational values and the capacity to give the children an old-fashioned up-bringing, without spoiling them.

>Kanan
She's kind and responsible, but she has the same problem as Hanayo - I would want more evidence of her domestic abilities before putting her in the top tier.

>Yoshiko
She's too immature and selfish to look after the household, but I bet she'd improve if given the chance.

They have somewhat similar personalities (though by no means identical - compare their behaviour when embarrassed/flustered).

Their other traits, however are very different indeed. See: . None of these really apply to Riko except "modest". Their hobbies, clothing, and manner of speaking also tell us about how different they are.

Also, Riko's design is less attractive than Umi's.

Honoka is complete rubbish. I don't see how anyone could like her at all.

Ruby's not my favourite, but there's nothing wrong with her, and I can understand why people like her.