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Would you go to a new strip club if they added it desert and it only had fat chicks?

PEQUOD ARRIVING AT LZ

tfw no personal air MOC stripper

won't happen since online stopped going in a realistic direction

>Osprey
git it if you want to burn money, its a gud plaen
>Akula
Get it for stealth and generally avoiding direct confrontations, note however to leave stealth when you're near friendlies.
>Hunter
main gunship if you like using helicopters
>Hydra
its still relevant you nerds
>Lazer
Its still king of skies

How do you kick someone from a setup. I'm sick of lvl 20s joining a firefight heavy setup and cockblocking everyone.

any new glitches that don't require your friends to own something

any difference between muzzle brakes that's not visual?

SC: Pitywin

survivor of 2k16 purge, not an african inhabitant
came back after 1y break

Oh man I'm so glad I got this guard job, sure hope someone in an armored kuruma doesn't drive up and shoot me.

I think you go to invited players and select their name? It's in the menu there somewhere you can figure it out
no

>Osprey
No.
>Akula
Better than the buzzard, stealth is indeed nice for when you want to do sneaky shit.
>Hunter
Best if you just want to being rain fire power.
>Hydra
Always will be if you got the money for it.
>Lazer
Would have been a nice additional buy if it wasn't stupid expensive, might buy if they put it on sale for 30% off.
Anyone else disappointed they didn't give us the railgun?

Am I gay?

Nah im good, dicklet

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blacklisted for attempting to join after being blacklisted

>No.
why do people think it's bad again

>buying the lazer

What? Which menu? The over menu where you quit the game?

blacklist my ass, what's the problem with rejoining the autistic group again?

Is Online going to stay seperate or when GTA 6 is released will a new online happen like with 4

Hi iffy

The second screen before you start the mission that shows the players

Next big update and money waster is an airforce one style aircraft that’s basically just a flying Yacht

If I want a big red jet, then damn it I want a big red jet.

What the fuck makes you think you're any fucking better? With your fucking green words, get the fuck out of here.

»Believing in Iffy's existence.
It is all a ruse my dude.

The fact that I'm not stupid enough to pay 6.5 million to change the color of a jet that I can get for free for owning my hangar

It wouldn't allow me to select shit.

I told you, no africans allowed

How much does the bunker upgrades help? At the moment its SHIT and I prefer doing import export which gives me like 240k per hour.

Is there some other faster way to get money?

but he's my gtag crush and I want him to be my gtag girlfriend (male)

bich gta 6 isn't happening until years after their next stupid cowboy game, wow I bet it's going to be so rich with characters doin' wacky things!

rockstar was supposed to make expansion cities for GTAO but the houser brothers are trash so fuck it

there is no GTA 6, and there never will be, online is already complete, all they can do is add more content.

And i told you Niger was supposed to be ironic
want me to take a photo of by penis on a snowy day?

Looks like we got some new clothing glitches.

I can't try a setup right now but it's "view joined players' info" then you select their name and kick will be one of the options. If that doesn't work then idk what to tell you. Are you the host? You probably have to be the host I assume

>can rely on randoms more than own crew members

>I was just pretending

and you're double blacklisted for that gay remark faggot

>We're getting a Pantera soon

why the fuck have I waited literally years before getting the buzzard

most useful vehicle in the game hands down

Alright, I'll look again. I'm probably derping, For the longest time I thought hitting 'continue' would speed up the retry but instead you have to hit pgup.

are you scared of bad touch or being a cuck or what?

alright niggers, how many times have you been hit by an orbital strike so far?

>15 times reporting

grand total of zero
i wish someone had the tinfoil balls to spend 75k or whatever the hell it is just to score a kill on me, but i don't do very much to agitate people

>flying avenger back to facility after modding some cars in maze bank garage
>as i enter i get looping door closing sound effects

bravo

They add a Kiowa yet?

20, it feels so good to know someone was so salty they spent 750k just to kill you

Fake/Gay, or Fake + Gay as I've recently started to call it.

probably dont know about autopilot, its literally a better moc

tbqh i was being a total shitter whenever it happened, but some of those were just sour faggots sitting in their facilities for hours straight while i continued to attack their goons

>autopilot?
OwO?

desu I hate when you're being a shitter and some faggot has to ruin it by running into their cuck shed and using their cuck cannon on you

when in vtol mode it will hover automatically and let you go into the back and shoot the turrets/mod guns/cars

zero

strangely enough my last sessions were pretty cool

>delivering i/e vehicle
>rival ceo in hunter approaches
>write in chat "pls no"
>he stops
>"okey"
>flies away

never use them

comfiest fucking vehicle in the game, sounds like

Did you suck his dick

A little manners go a long way user, when I’m in full shitter mode if someone just asks nicely I’ll stop

When we going to get a:
I'm not a hipsters pt II: retro edition

that's kind of what this dripfeed is going to be

Oh wow I bet you feel fucking superior over nonsensical bullshit in a fucking video game.

How much of a coincided prick do you have to be to look down on people who want to purchase and how they spend their money?

And for the record I didn't buy the damn jet you shit lord. I stated I wouldn't buy it unless it went on sale at a discount price.

So fuck off already.

Among the three central locations for the facility, do you guys think there's a difference? Route 68, Sandy Shores, and whatever the third one is? Route 68 seems nice since it's across the street from my bunker, but the Sandy Shores one seems like being right next to the airfield could potentially be useful.

>useless boat for nostalgic purposes.
Sounds just like ********* Games.

I think the word you’re looking for is conceited, and you’re lying if you’ve never laughed at someone doing something stupid, such as spending any amount of money for something you can get for free, be it at 6.5 million or 4.55 million

does this thing have water landing capabilities

>see a shitter on the map with a bounty
>grab savage, head to shitter's location
>strafe shitter, bounty collected
>about to head back to office when shitter decides to follow me in deluxo
>set bounty, bait him with building, and hit him with a rocket as he passes
>proceed to strafe shitter ~20 more times until he goes passive
>heading back to my office now
>get obliterated about a block away from my office, sent to hospital
>get text from shitter
>"hows it taste"
>"didn't know i was such an expensive kill"
>"that was my friend. your worth nothing, loser"
>"doesn't matter who it was, that's the price you put on my head. meanwhile, it costs me nothing to get you"
>"well actually it does, about $60k" (he tried to grab his deluxo about three times)
>"i set a bounty and started vip work to waive the fees"
>both shitters try to kick me immediately after
>mfw

no

damn
could have been the most perfect vehicle in the game

what the fuck are you on user

why not?

Once. I didn't even complain about it.
hnnng
my dick

>haven't played since early this year

what's changed yall, is making money still the most soul crushing grind of car related import/export and if so can i still get myself into a private session via pausing the process via task manager?

upboat

>Almost have two million earned from document forgery.

You can supplement your I/E car shit with bunkers now, it's a passive income that adds up over time so long as you occasionally refill the stock
As for private sessions, works just fine

that was your own post
inb4 you screen and delete the (You) in paint

>i'm always right on the internet

not my fault you're so transparent

I just heard about the new update that came out, is it any good?

Anyone know what vehicles get their own special slot in the facility? I know the jetpack does

>Have over 12 million earned from I/E sales

The tank

Was only referencing my document forgery.
I've 30-something million from I/E and 10 million+ from the other MC businesses.
15 or so million from bunker.

Never force me to sell your documents ever again

The space tank, riot van, and russkie missile launcher get stored in the facility. The jetpack gets stored in the hangar, I think.

i came here to laugh at you

You'll drive the boxville of fake drivers licenses up to Paleto Bay and you'll fucking like it.

>finish the first doomsday heist with surprisingly competent randos
>infinite loading screen bug

wew

Which GTA has a better wanted system, IV or V?

>tfw not in inner circle so have to get randys to join my heists

i quite liked vice city stories wanted system desu

V, definitely. It forces you to actually think and you can get away in just about anything if you're smart.

IV, it just comes down to having a fast enough car and driving in a straight line.

What, the "find a bribe" wanted system? I don't really remember how VCS worked

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no how it had police then noose then fib then noose swat then military and occasionally those cops in cheetahs if you were in a fast car

"Your save data could not be loaded from the rockstar cloud servers. Please try again at another time"

Anyone had this before? I can't play and rockstar says to just wait it out.

Please accept my request to join the PC crew, I'm already verified on discord

SC: Quasindro

undercover cheetah was my favorite car

>still cant use deluxo, apc and oppressor as a starting car in heists and missions

why?