/ss13g/ Spessmen on a spessstation

get ye direct x's downloaded

security for the same reason you stated. the interpersonal aspect and always something needing to be done keeps me engaged. I can't go assistant anymore because despite being able to do anything I want, I can't remain motivated and usually just end up going brain dead.

But I've got directx 12

ahelp the question then, maybe turn off hardware acceleration in byond?

You need directx10 specifically maybe.

>2561
>walk into bar
>The tank transfer valve hits the window! starts pla-

Turning off hardware acceleration helped, thanks

Reminder Pomf is going to add a karma system based around Pomf coins soon.

I think it's actually directx9
replace goonlights with something better when?

What should the name of my asian female warden static be?

Duling Chen

Generic Bitch

>Warden because bullying greytide into carrot submission, light building fun times, and great shit hit the fan moments.
>Clown because sweet, stupid laughter.
>Captain because I really enjoy playing that character

>into carrot submission
is this some advanced sec technique?

You have not lived until you have forced permabrig greyshits into bondage, growing carrots so you can install xray cameras to fuel your carrot nigger imprisonment space plantation.

>Duling Chen
It's perfect! What should her personality be?

>using slave greyshit labor to upgrade station cameras

As an AI, I must tell you, that you are a hero.

Overly lenient with crimes, and over my obedient to the HOS

Another advanced sec technique: if the carrot nigger refuses to work for you, it is not a total loss. You too can quickly liquidate your assets by selling the prisoner off to the vox, a fate worse than death. Remember the remind them of this if they do not comply.

Post the WORST thing you have ever done without being banned
>see blue APC
>know it's emagged but blow the borgs anyways
LOCK ME UP
THROW AWAY THE KEY

Murdered a traitor who borged me as an asimov borg

Aspires to take over the HoS' position

>plant all 6 toxin bombs around the station in anticipation of being autotraitored
>someone catches me planting one
>detonate them all as non antag because I didn't want to see all my work go to waste
>adminwho: 0
CRISIS AVERTED

absolute madman

Why do I need insulated gloves if I have insulated workboots?

>implying insulated workboots
>implying not kneeling on the floor when hacking doors and fiddling with cables

>insulated boots
>current cant flow through your to dissapate into the ground
no wonder you get shocked retard

uhhhh user?????

Helped a greytide'd Captain escape after the HoS brought him to the medbay for treatment
I thought the HoS was the one implanted kek

serb ded?

SERB NO

For the same reason why you can burn and hear people speak in space

Nooo... I wanted to go out gloriously...

Serb yes, it ended the extended packed!

Virologists always valid when

>bartender vamp almost succs me but I miraculously manage to get away
>feel bad about outing him so soon, would just turn into vampstended, decide to be sympathetic instead
>he tells me to give him someone to succ
>whoah nigga hold on I ain't doing t-
>mime with cat ears walks in
>table the fucker over the bartender's table
no regerts, it was too perfect

Serb is still alive, somehow.
Restart when?

what the fuck

Is it still broken?

yes

yep

engi pride serb wide

ITS BACK

Serb's back, new round soon

it's back, join now

Thank chikun

Post your celebration when you finally survive an ENTIRE ROUND on this game!

He's right.

electricity flowing through you is what hurts you

t. inbred

>applying logic to a game

It's either shitcode or intented to work that way. Having gloves prevent you from getting shocked when you BUMP against a shocked door but not from getting shocked by a emagged hugborg and its shocking hugs

>It's either shitcode or intented to work that way.
That applies to everything, user.

It doesn't flow through your body if you wear rubber boots. It can only flow through your finger if you close a gap in the circuit or something

If he's an inbred and you're even dumber than him, what does that make you?
:^)

any closed loop works as a path for electricity to flow, so long as a difference in potential between those two points exists.
alternating current is a wave so if you make two points of contact with shockbot you fucked

that's the point

>if you make two points of contact
This is the key point. If you don't make contact with the rest of the station (which would be most common through your feet, but also if you leaned onto a wall or something) that's only one point of contact. That's why birds can stand on power lines without being shocked.

bogpill incoming

I've 'accidentally' ZAS'd people many times with airlocks as an asimov borg.

as an electrician this was a good kek

It was a p.good shift as the chef, thanks for the dosh and compliment crew, only wish I could have made dindu muffins and the sweet sundae ramen, but no cargo for Nothing bottles and no bartender ink kinda screwed the idea.

>obvious tator warden approaches me as i happen to open execution and see 3 dead naked people
>"haha good job on catching those crims"
>leave it at that and never bother recovering the bodies
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Good news, everyone! I remade the active function system so now it is no longer as much of a mess!

>borg, bully that vox
>ok
>20 minutes later, vox wakes up nude in a plasglass zoo with grass flooring

Assistants can be counted on when it comes to helping you ruin somebody's day.

...

>nude

Did they build a fucking atmos for it too or was it dying.

nah, I just gave them a jury rigged atmos with judicious use of air pumps and N2 tanks

this is valid
t. trader player

Traders are valid for bully

>shard going off
>scientist gives me a bomb to "stop it"
>heads and engineering already gathered outside the SME room
>"bada bing, bada boom"
>twist the valve
I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON

I've become pretty good at rubbing people the wrong way if I want to. I do this if I want to legally murder someone.

Worst one was probably when I polyacid-smoked the Warden, Quartermaster, a cargotech and a sec officer in Cargonia. The four were going for some kind of Crusade-shtick yet again and asked me for Sulphuric as chemist, I made sure to work as slowly as possible until they broke in and took one of the chem dispensers. Suddenly I remembered how to chemist, made my nade, went over there, shouted at the and as they were about to respond threw it.

I've done things like this many times. Most people can just be provoked by a few words like the autists they are on this serb, so escalating a situation is easy.

Hell, I've escalated a non-issue with a clown once as Chef just because I needed teeth.