/palg/ - Paladins (and Smite) General

I have no one...

and Global Agenda

And Global Agenda

This thread is like some club for bitter girlfriends rejected by the same asshole Chad

stop calling her that, it's mean

c-can't get rejected if you never try haha

>Play comp
>Enemy team immediately picks 2 flanks
>Laugh to myself since this will be easy with no healers
>Teammates pick Strix and Kinessa

AND GAYMING

let me guess, you're gold

GIRUGAMESH

Platinum, but for some reason Silvers still get matched.

>for some reason
people are leaving the game

>Be plat 1
>Don't play the game for a while
>Deranked to gold fucking 1
>Keep getting matched with unrankeds and shitters
>Deranked to GOLD FUCKING 2
>Begin fucking steam rolling
>Enemy makoa just stares at a wall
>Solo healer grover
>Defthands.mp4
So comp is just totally over run with shitters and I can't even play this game. My team either gets stomped due to shitters or vice versa. There aren't any balanced matches and it's just not fun anymore.

First pick BK and carry.

Yeah like that's the reason

You're in gold, what do you expect?

2 MORE SLEEPS THEN ITS OB64
WHOOOOOOO

i want to reach diamond before paladins dies

install brain.exe then

When making loadouts, how do i know the strenght of cards at level 4? If i have to go to patch notes and calculate then i'm done with this ded geim

Just screenshot all the lv 2 cards now!

...

You cannot know, because fuck you stop asking question and buy more crystals
t. Hirez

do not open a single chest that can give you cards
now you only need to calc values of the 34(?) new leggos

delay ob64 please hirez

why the FUCK do i have no quests

I haven't played in about 3 months, so I'm not too caught up on the meta and what not but...is Vivian just stupidly strong right now?

so you can enjoy the infinite progression more

>wisnia2008
holy shit people from 2008 can play games now

>tfw I let my lil bro who was 6 play tf2

>hi rez employees doing the new player challenge and cheating again

Level 2 cards have so little impact they might as well just remove cards all together from ranked.

and rename the game overwatch

so why are you guys still here, I thought paladins is kill

It's not, it's gonna keep on, regardless of what Reddit plans to do.

People like to watch the train crash. 48 hours remain.

People like me like to stay inside the house as it burns. Only the weak leave.

it's not going to die and i want to read the lore

I switched from paladins to smite also lore

I loved it how the IP counter didn't go up at all when the smiteposting began
I suppose someone has to keep the meme alive

>jump shit

>MOBAS
Is there even one where games don't devolve into utter shitshows?

No

I only play arena. I hate the other modes but assault can be fun if the other team didn't get godly luck

sa

su

what is arena?

Is OB64 scrapped yet?

WTf is this:

-Arcade
---Unbound Siege
---Payload
---Onslaught
---Test Maps

-Siege
---Unbound Siege
---Classic Siege
---Competitive (Siege)

Are they planning on killing the queue?

no

Oh.

hi yingposter, they still plan to go through with ob64

5v5 mode. No towers. Two portals on each side of the map with minion spawns out of two doors on each side. Behind the portals is the fountain and the fountain entrances have a non targetable phoenix. There's two side jungles, attack speed, damage and mana. If a minion goes into your portal you lose 1 point, every time someone dies their team loses 5 points and there's siege minions that are 15 points. Also like every god, not loki, is at least decent in this mode so you won't get shitted on for not following the meta or whatever.
tldr: team death match mode
Matchmaking is going to be longer and we'll probably see more gm's playing with low diamonds.

>Matchmaking is going to be longer
>Already 10 minutes wait
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i was actually teasing the idea to not leave this game once OB64 comes out... playing since Tyra was released, we have survived some really shit patches before, but the final straw is that i have to make new loadouts for 34 champs and i have to do calculations to find out what the value of the card is going to be at lvl4... WTF!?
sure, i have all the cards unlocked and they will be lvl4 for me, so as long as i don't open any chests i only need to deal with the 34 new leggos, but what the fuck am i supposed to do with that half a million gold then? This is not a big deal, and it's not even in the top10 of terrible things about this patch, but somehow this is the breaking point for my will to play.

youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

I was thinking about staying, but then I remembered that I'm not retarded

So what are you doing here on fourchins?

Acting like I'm retarded for your entertainment

Waiting for (You)

198869240
i'm done with the game, but i'll never stop shitposting

But if you kill the game, where will you shitpost?

Paladins is life, shitposting is hometown

but only lo-rez can kill the game, not that fag

Don't forget worse
>bugzy is currently playing a game against one master and four diamonds as a grand master with three masters and one diamond on his team

palgay my name taking dicks up my ass my game

Reminder that only group thinking brainlets hate ob64.

that's a pretty gay thing to say

I'm gold 1 and my last game of ob63 and probably Paladins too was with gerrah and bugzy vs 4 masters 1 diamond, matchmaking was always fucked beyond belief
At least I got to tell them to go and win HRX before I stopped playing

nothing wrong with being gay

It is I pigxie, 5'3'' 120 pounds, with genetically round face.
Roast me anons :^)

/palg/ is pro LGBTQ+

you're cute!

why is pixie cute in 1 out 9 pictures, but looks like a hag in the other 9

pixie always looks cute

At first I thought she was wearing a Shadman shirt.

nice angle, bitch

how many pics did you have to take to look half-presentable

>1 out of 9
>the other 9
???

Keep at it I guess, it's working out

the joke is that she looks like a hag in all her pics lmao

Give codes.

show fenimin penises

Ya divorce didn't hit me well, but I'm trying to get back in shape

>stack vs stack

Patrons Only :^)

>Retards responding like it's really pixie
lol

are you on the spectrum buddy?

le no bully le pigxie :(((((((

>discord
lol

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