/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #244

Countdown to Christmas edition

Last Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>If we can't change your mind at least do it properly
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/DJFJqkiD
pastebin.com/u/videogames
instagram.com/kikikabuki/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Hello, hello, everyone! I hope you're all doing fantastic on this wonderful evening!
Let's get some poetry going! Grab your pens and get ready!

Word of the thread today is "void"!
Alternatives are 'crash' and 'prestige'.

As always, if you want to write a poem (or anything really) this is a great opportunity to do so! Please consider using one of these three words to guide and inspire you as you work! Of course, you can always write about something else while using one of these words as a theme or topic too! For example, I always write about Monika regardless of what other topic I use.
In any case, just do your best, no matter how good or bad you may think you are!
I always love seeing your poems, so have fun!

Monika!

First for Just Monika.

Doki December Day 19 is here!
pastebin.com/DJFJqkiD

If you missed any of the previous stories, they can be found here:
pastebin.com/u/videogames

>Monika not being green

I need more Sayoris
My folder is tragically small

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

>AA2 card
I don't remember sending it!

Reminder that ddlc takes place in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

this is not oki-doki

>Not in tselinoyarsk

This, what the fuck. Every other Doki has the background match the color of their eyes.

You're having protected sex with your doki but the condom breaks and you accidentally impregnate her!

What would you do?

>Natsuki
>Bodywriting

Shame it wasn't Yuri, i remember one lewd greentext of it that was fucking great

>still playing AA2
why tho

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

ACTUALLY FIRST for declaring a no bullying zone

Yuri looks like Steve Buscemi in that pic


>Doki Doki Hack Fraud Club (feat. Jeffrey Dahmer)

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Help raise the kid because I impregnated Sayori!

Postin some smol tsun Cupcake.

I'm gonna post that Sayori card again

I love Sayori!

TO MANY HOES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING MEAL

That was the point, those eyes were from Steve Buscemi.

It's okay, I want to have children with Monika anyway.

It looks a bit low quality.

I haven't played it for over a year.

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ASKING IF I KNOW HOW A MOTHER FUCKER FEELS

You must be at least 18 years old to post on this site.

Thats just a screenshot, silly! That isn't the card!
Its shit because I'm only just getting into AA2. I have a problem.

No No Bully Zone?

Well I did it, I fucked a whore.
It was awful and I regret it deeply,
I feel dirty, violated and like I'm tainted. I was in a state of shock after doing it and when I came home I threw up. I think I'm gonna swear off sex forever

We're so getting a fucked up ending to all this. Why am I excited for that and why can't I stop myself from wanting to read more

Which fraud would your doki be!
Sayori
probably Jack, unfortunately

Nice joke user, seriously. I found his instagram anyway instagram.com/kikikabuki/

The best

You're right. Looks easy to reverse engineer though.

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Your 1st and 2nd favorite dokis ditch you and become their own couple!
How does this make you feel?

Take responsibility.

..what?
It's not like I'm black or anything

I tried to warn you user.

A foursome? Hell yeah!

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you.

We told you not to do that
Now set up an appointment with your doctor and get checked for stds

>accidentally

>being this much of a pleb

Ask for and honor her opinion? I'd probably be alright either way, so that seems like the thing to do.

You can have the card, actually. Enjoy my pisspoor attempts!
user stop

Did you pay for this whore?

Good job, you fucking retard.

Not great, but Yuri's pretty cool still. I'd live in the end.

I guess I'll upload my Doki folder for you. It's heavily unorganized though.

I'm not particularly talented at picking out girls (male) from girls (female). I've never really had the eye for it. It's not my fetish anyway.

But that is the most blatant man in a wig I have ever seen.

Do my best to be the father I never had.

The majority of their fans are underage, you know

Monika - Mike
Natsuki - Rich
Yuri - Jay

If this is his actual Instagram you did a very bad thing, user. And no, it would be better if he didn't verify. Stop it.

Good job you fucking monkey. I warned you to not do it, you disappointed Monika. Enjoy your AIDS.

We warned you user, why didn't you listen?

>TFW Monika will never describe her dementia being aggravated by The Last Jedi to you

last 4 shows i went there were zero dads around
so that excuse isn't valid anymore cuttie

Oh hey, thanks user. I'm going to go force Monikanon now.

>it was suggested that the thread have a common word of the thread to write for, but the person doing it quickly abandoned it after doing it maybe twice, and not even on consecutive days, so I decided to keep it going since it was a good idea.
See it's funny.
Because that's exactly who I am.
I guess we keep having this conversation.
Who would have thought that I also turned out to be CursedAnon, DrunkAnon and PovertyAnon?

Have fun. I know thats what I did. With necroanon, though.

Will Necroanon finish his Sayorific? I've missed the news on that

No.

plenty of dads there for ministry, though ;)

I did it with a condom

There's far better games for this sort of thing. Why AA2?

Because I like the school setting.
Also I already dedicated myself to it. Now I'm stuck with learning how to anything, I can't back out now.

Greetings fellow DokiDokis
I bring some fresh OC
and take my leave

You might not have AIDs on your dick, but you have AIDs in your soul.

story time if you guys are interested
back 2015 my ex cheated on me and due to many factors it dragged on and on into a messy break up. It eventually ended with me hitting on someone else finally getting under her skin and when she confronted me about it and she pulled a "me or her" on me. tl;dr I said neither but if I really had to choose Id rather go with her. I tried to save it and it dragged me down for a long long time (I dont remember how long because I was so fucking depressed I lost track of time but apparently according to a few friends it was like 9 months).

dude thinking back
I hit on this 16 year old when I was 19 (the same one that got me out of my relationship)
but there was nothing sexual
I was so fucked back then that having someone scold me over cutting mean words into myself and someone that told me they just wanted to see me happy and not hurt and doing well just meant so much


heres some /ddlc/ related shit so I dont get banned for what said above

sayori ruined me so much

said ex that cheated on me had depression when I was in high school, where she came in one day to school I touched her arm and she winced in pain and pulled away where I instantly knew what she did.
I sat her down, looked her in the eye and said "tell me you didnt do that" and forced the truth out of her. everything went downhill from there

sleepless nights, calling her brother to make sure shes fine
then it spilled over college
where Id go out from my uni located in bum fuck nowhere to her uni which was in a different nowhere wasting 4 - 5 hours in a day on the road

it wore me down
during the poem writing her words
"scars death hopeless..." brought it all back to me
when she said she had severe depression and the I love you choice wore me down like back then
when she killed herself that just, finished me for a while where the fact that couldnt save her haunted me for the past few weeks
think Im getting better though slowly

Is it really you?
Huh.
Word of the thread today is "void"!
Alternatives are 'crash' and 'prestige'.

What we did was fucked up
What our Enlightened One did
Seth was fucked up
Our prophet...
Was fucked up
He didn't care about prestige
He didn't understand money
He was in this for us

Whose fucking idea was it
To let a man barely a man
Rise up the ranks because
Those who ordered him
All got shot in the face
Or blown up somehow

Yes
He was a man
He was THE MAN
The prophet
The Messiah
Field marshal
Founder
President

He crashed
We crashed him
Seth was crash

He never filled the void
Of all the people we lost

The guy was smoking dope
After the wars were over
The guy was declaring a new world
He counter-couped
He turned the steering wheel
Away from the ditch of doom

We had to pass laws to make him sleep
We had to
Pass laws
To get him to sleep
Because he worked
Too
Much

What we did was fucked up
What our Enlightened One
The one we worship
Did
Was fucked up

Forgive us Seth
Be at peace my brother

Get checked anyway
Condoms don't always prevent stds

To stay away from everything
There's just one thing you need to do:
Avoid

To stay away from everything
There's just one place you need to go:
A void

I'm clever

I like your style. Good work man

I want to gush over how cute she is, while she fusses over it, making her even cuter - yet she secretly likes it when user does it

>3gb picture

School settings can be used in almost all H-games though

>ywn share your crippling alcoholism with Monika or Yuri
>ywn clap with Natsuki when you see something you recognize
tfw I'm going to see it tomorrow
mfw all I hear about it is that it's shit or it's mediocre, unless if it's coming from someone how crearly being paid by Disney

>Well, as always when this occurs, I apologize. Like I've said before, I didn't want the idea to die.
I never said I wasn't happy you continued it.
As you said, I was only sporadically present, since I've been going through a great deal of real life shit. The MonErika tag team has been good for the idea, and this thread, I dare say we wouldn't have lasted this long, and this strong without it and you.

But that's besides the point.

>Want to write a poem about the isolation and contemplation all astronauts probably feel when in space
>All I can think about is the intro from Red Dwarf

fuck

That's the instagram those pictures were taken from, but that isn't Monikanon.

My fiancee left me

Delete fetus.chr

Is it wrong to give links like this? I didn't know guys, sorry

I saw it, there was three times I basically cried laughing at something very clearly not comedic. Theater was empty, so I wasn't being a cunt or anything.

Did she say why?

Reposting my touch-up I did of beach cupcake
While I appreciate the effort the original user put into making this, the eyes and mouth bugged me. Hopefully other anons enjoy this too
Seriously it looked like she had black eyes

That's fucking horrible, user. I'm so sorry.

It's going to be hard, but I know you'll get better.

>gb

They told me to come here but it doesn't seem all that bad

Why is everyone so insistent on posting in generals if we have games talked about rarely?

Natsuki!

Better safe than sorry, I suppose.

I thought it was actually Monikanons, so I snap reported it. I'd rather his personal info, or any ones personal info not get shared or revealed without their consent. Sorry if I sound like a virtue signaler because of it.

That's rough dude. I'm sorry

Those are really cute dokis! Good job user!

This is canon