/lolg/ - League of Legends General

I want to FUCK Zoe!

>being envious of a fictional character

I bite. It's an ironic variable.

1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th ... x'th

Well well...

Don't worry Caitanon, I'm here now so we're in peak performance again!

Hi Syndranon~!

An alternative way to write nth.

How?

Chestlets are cute but terrible mothers

Their flatness is natures way of signaling this

>Legitimately can't tell how many people are ironically posting about being trannies or if lolg just has the highest concentration of trannies on any thread on Veeky Forums, including actual tranny threads

The last thing Zoe is for is lewd

Zoe is pure.

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She's ancient, user. It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Wrong.

>Implying Zoe doesn't have a black hole of a cunt
I bet she's the biggest slut in LoL.

Im not a fucking tranny, just a b cup

Hello Swift~

I will help you only this once newfriend, lurk moar. Some people post dumb shit like "1st for muh waifu", claiming the first post of the thread for their made up animu gf. They look really dumb if someone posts while they post, so they post xth, signifying that they claim whatever place in the thread is theirs. So if i say "xth for sona's tits" and it's the third post in the thread, it really means "3rd for sona's tits"

graves buffs when

Delete this.

>Caitlyn almost has a positive winrate vs champions she should counter
Moving up in the meta. Soon it will be our time.

how is this pure

What champion is the closest thing to the embodiment of fury?

ancient beings are for lewd!

>narrow my champion pool to Rek/Eve/Xin

Will this get me to gold or even plat?

Wow thanks. Nice to see such genuine people on this site.

Ezreal is the first human male she's seen since becoming an aspect. That's why she wants to fuck him.

Only wholes she has are in her brain.

tryndamere or renekton

shyv and her rage mechanics

>just a b cup
basically a tranny

Literally this guy

>That character you auto ban, where they always feed if they're on your team and get fed and carry on the enemy team
Who is it? /lolg/

Top Lane's gatekeeper.

Pic unrelated

Dragons and Crocodiles don’t have furs you idiots

illaoi buffs when

Pick one

>there are neet grill gamers in lolg
>you're not fugging their hairy virgin vagoos

>Morgana will never bury your dick in her bosom and laugh as your average size penis is completely outmatched by her titanic titties

>wanting to be anywhere near a smelly fujo neet
you want too much anime

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>playing with some irl "friends"
>I'm growing tired of social interaction and am thinking of cutting them out
>one of them was flaming the enemy team
>reported him
>now he's permabanned
Now I have one less person to deal with.

Wow, user, the edge.

Is your family next on the chopping block?

Yasuo, and if they hover yasuo and I ban him, they ALWAYS play Zed. They still feed.

Glad I could help user. Make sure to help other newfriends in need if they don't seem like total faggots

>faggot user who tried to show off his stats still hasn't posted the poppy jungle build and rune page
I knew he was full of shit. probably shopped that pic too desu

>it's another "jungler never comes top and instead goes to suck off the feeding botlane" episode

best game I had in a long time so far

Felt like the whole game was in my control

I just wish I was a more consistent player

I wanna fugg Vladfag and there's nothing you guys can do about it.

I'll take Seju.
and fuck her in the ass

Fiora. She always feeds when she's not on my team and fucking deletes me after I build full tank when she's against me

>wanting to fugg an eyebrow-less freak
yikes

what does this say about me

Please, don't report me for that.

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Yi and Vayne

that you have very shitty csing skills

>only 4.3k damage per death as an adc
you suck

>5.5cs/m
Are you silver?

Post some Graves images I don't have, my dude!

>first HUMAN male
How many other species do you think she's fooled around with since?
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2420212#search=Zoe

You and your 2nd and 3rd highest mastery champions have to gangbang your highest mastery champ.

How fucked/lucky are you?

If you're that insecure of fictional characters you can always get implants. Won't fix your botched mind though

>tfw no irl Sona gf

Started playing the game recently I got to level 15 with the old leveling system. I'm starting to think that I may as well start a new account because i've been fucked heavily by the rewards I've missed out on. Thoughts?

>foursome with Emilia, Zoe and Lulu
Very lucky.

>Cho, Maokai, and myself bang Trundle
I would probably be killed in the crossfire

shyv and kindred gangbanging ahri...
is it still gangbanging if the "victim" is willing?

Boy, I looove my husband Kled!

any jungle quinns here
finally starting to see success with this build
runes are elec>impact>zombie ward>relentless hunter>celerity>waterwalking

Janna and leona gangbang taric
But none of us 3 have penis

How much?

FUCK YEAR DEMACIA

>Soraka and Lux gangbang Jinx

It's just like my japanese animes!!!

>get filled to top, my main role
>shit all over malphite kass and pantheon
>take top and mid all the way to nexus towers
>allies feed into a loss anyway
>get filled to support
>shitpick because the top lane is a total bitch
>carry the match despite jungle adc and mid feeding
>they apologize
>get 2 honors for being a cunt to the bitch of a top laner
why the fuck is everyone a total cunt wins but everyone that decides to be nice loses

None can stop Caitlyn and Vi from loving each other

I don't understand how people with tittymonster gfs ever get any shit done. I'd be glued to them jugs 24/7.

What's your route and starting item?

Why the AS jungle item over Warrior?

>janna takes mana band
this should not be allowed

I am not really assmad, pastacuck. You are just annoying as fuck and I'd like you to take the same route the "I want to hold hands with Lux" user did even though ironically he wasn't nearly as bad as you are.

>Vi
>A man
No man has an ass like that.

i want to be that teemo

wow, the fucking same exact shit as last year

Cowtits are too excessive. They don't have a nice firm shape. And look how much they droop now, it's only going to get worse as time goes on

Why not crit first? Harrier procs and maxing W first is surprisingly great.

A relationship takes two people, you autistic degenerate.

incredulous claims require incredulous proof. prove it.

LETS DOOOOO

I want to sleepu with the foxxu!