/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

My first tf2 screenshot anyways

this is from 2012

Mommy

>scout runs through spawn

boi

my first screenshiot saved

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I was learning how to mod. You know how it is, everyone goes overboard their first time.

not my first but still a good one

>gone for a month
>come back
>can't get a pub that isn't 6v6
uhh tf2babs?

ded

>everyone goes overboard their first time.
I still do and end up removing most of them
Fun times.

>ster talking about TF2 positively on his stream

probably just lost too many subs and is trying to make them back by pandering to the people th

at made him popular in the first place
>forgetting to turn auto off

poor lost soul

what would this general be like if tf2 was a big esport?

The same

terrible desu

Tonight the night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

hoping for a festive cleaver, similar design to the eyelander festive

t b h i wish there was a way to see how much subs a streamer has

will someone loan me a few refined/

nvm

okay

4 R E F
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smissums shottis

black tranny morwaneg

twink

yes?

no!

:o

winrar

Honest question, for demoknight why do people not use half-zaoitachi? Is it preference or is there something bad about it?

advice for the "1000 damage in 1 life" Banana contract challenge?

uwu

UPDATE UPDATE
UPDATE
UPDATE

RESTART STEAM
HAPPENING

Fist of steel and natasha

Brass beast + a medic

i only have fun when i have someone to focus

gru + dalokohs bar exploit

youtube.com/watch?v=y8JR36PgyCE

wat

catbot theme
youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZqN_VFhdo

gonna check this exploit out, thanks

*exploits u*

>youre ears and nose will never be blessed with ms pauling's angelic braaps

do not shitpost

but that's a fartpost

im serious

that was a shitty joke

fixed already

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medic mains are rude

braps are overrated, don't post off topic thanks

who are you

someone post the pyro mod crashing webm

rocket launchers are cool

i mean yeah but have you try ever eating a real life sandvich?

why are people calling me f2p and telling people on my team to kick me? all i did was dominate 4 faggots and taunt after killing them.

t. catbot

KABOOM
thanks for standing still wanka
kiss me
yeeeee haaaaaww wih

this game is so sexist omg no female option for classes wtf valve
its almost 2018 i cant believe this alt right game still exists

pyro is a girl though

so am i

please buy cat bot

Me on my way to mid

me

someone give me a key or something for codes for overwatch loot boxes

what are you going to gain from this?

Me fighting the combo at choke

>Family Guy characters
>American Dad house
shake my head

How Family Man haven't did TF2 reference yet? Robot Chicken did one, why not them?

Me trying to get a qt medic gf

I REMEMBER IN 2008
EVEN BEFORE THOSE SHITHATS WERE A THING
PEOPLE DID FANART OF FEMALE CHARACTERS OF THE CLASSES
WTF VALVE
WHY ISNT THERE A FEMALE CLASS UPDATE
FUCKING SEXIST PIGS

fucking men

im so triggered right now

fuck this game im not upgrading to premium

can we all agree that weapons should be skill based, not luck based?

i.e. projectile based weapons need to be fucking removed from the game.
no, you can't 'predict' the enemies movement, you can not see the fucking future. you're not a schizo, are you?

by using projectiles you are basically saying 'i can't point my crosshair directly on a moving target and click it, so i just shoot at random places, hoping for a lucky hit'. it's ridiculous.

>b-but i'm topfragging as soldier x))) i'm so skilled haha
no, you are not 'skilled', you are a pathetic projectile spamming troglodyte. you're just very lucky, literally any newb could topfrag lobbies with projectiles. it has nothing to do with skilled usage of the weapons, good muscle memory or great reaction times, it is literally just a guessing game.
i'd suggest you'd play the lottery and get rich if you're that lucky. just don't come complaining when you get wrecked by actually skilled hitscan engies or snipers.

the only reason projectiles are still in this game is valve's 'no kid left behind' mentality. they have to have some weapons for the bad players to feel good about themselves, so even the bad players (mostly soldier and demo mains) get to win from time to time and continue playing/buying hats.

>inb4 I CAN SEE DA FUTURE I SWEAR :DD
prove your 'prediction skillz' and upload a 5 minute video where you do not miss a single rocket/pipe. i can almost guarantee you that your accuracy will hover around 50%, rather than 100%

why are you spamming this again

please buy catbot
i have a family to feed

can u imagine the hype if in smissmas valve intorduce the female scout and full sfm meet the female scout
can u imagine all the fanart
can u imagene shadman drawing her r34
can u imagine tf2 being relevant again

then after the fem scout we gonna get fem medic fem demo fem sniper etc

woah so cool tf2 is great again trump kept his promese

>come back 2 months after jungle inferno
>ALWAYS at least 4 pyros on the enemy team
>constantly on fire
>has the ability to get behind anybody anywhere anyhow now
>broken particles now do crazy dps

THIS IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING REMOVE THIS SHIT CLASS ALREADY

We've had a FemScout mod for who knows how long now, fully voiced too
Though I think its broken now thanks to Valve

kill yourself then you won't
worthless faggot

can u imagine the braaaps? haha.

thats a MOD
not real canon shit
we want real shit from valve with pro voice actress that we can play in casual mode and updated everyday not just shitty com servers

What if they just made Pauling playable in her own new mode?

Is there any way to sell tf2 shit for bitcoin? I know scrap.tf used to be able to do it, but it doesn't seem to have that feature now.

someone write to anita and tell her to protest gabe for making tf2 sexist