/ss13g/ - spessmemes on a spess station

Whre were you when the wild ride destroyed reality?

I did manage to get it working on loonix if that helps.

Shifty guy who breaks into places to take a picture of high-risk items and leave the photo right next to it

What I need to know is how to fix choppy fps in Windows 10.

From last thread:
"How2fix traders
>remove ability to speak gal com (only gutter, tradeband, and pidgin)
>add a section of space law dealing with traders (searches, deportations, brigging, docking rights, castle law, etc)
>greatly expand tradervend stock. Remove items that are never bought.
>remove ability to string tradercoins
>add a new machine which can exchange money for additional tradercoins

Possibly a bad idea, but would be interesting to try:
>add one additional slot for a human trader
>speaks sol com, gutter, and tradeband
>has the same legal status as vox traders"
As someone who playss trader a lot I like a bunch of those ideas. It adresses the fact that the items we start with are either shit e.g. the various exotic seeds save garlic during certain modes (vaporsacs are memes untill engineers learn what they are and how to use them) or already covered by the station. Clown shoes, nanobots, peridaxon and tradercoats are basically the only items anyone ever wants. The maps that are not Box offer chemdispensers which allow for chemsales and def even has cloners so you can offer scanbackups to people for in case medbay goes to shit (seeing as that is usually the first place to go up in smoke), but that is really about it.
The next thing it adresses is that traders don't have any reall needs or wants right now, you have everything covered from the start and you can't "trade up" since money is useless and by extension worthless.

Not sure how I feel about the no galactic common and extra sec laws though. The first would make it nigh impossible to play without a translator in play and the second is just inviting the trader role to turn into Vox Raiders light.

>my robot hand is fucked, no welding tools left in tool storage
>go to EVA for the blue toolbox that spawns there
>clown replaced all the tools inside with pictures of those tools

that would actually be hilarious

>literally will be unable to understand bird
seems good to me as long as the spacelaw segment is clear

I don't use W10 and have never heard this problem, tell me some details. Is this a common W10 issue?

The one obvious problem with this is that money is still worthless to nontraders, in fact they'll just hand it to traders for basically free so the traders can go empty the tradervendomat and bring back the useful items. Money in posession of humans in fact becomes even more worthless than it currently is, as it is always better to have it on the trader in this new proposed system.

It would be better if the photos had dynamic sprites.

It really fucking happened to me and I was fucking livid because I couldn't find another welding tool and couldn't hold a riot shield

MISTER BONES WILD RIDE

I miss old pictures where they huge and you could tell what they were without clicking on them
I used to place a banana peel under a picture of a banana peel that would cover up the actual banana peel and people would slip on them and get confused

thanks for reposting it
that’s the trouble with fixing traders. Giving them any real incentive to make money would mean nerfing minerbux and head accounts.

>Turns out umaru is actually a filthy neet and not a perfect girl!

Doesn't hippie have a canvas item that you can draw on, you could make banana painting if we had that.

I've got two fairly similar computers: one with Windows 7 and one with Windows 10. I don't have problems with the first one but I don't have access to it right now. Just guessing it's a common Win 10 issue because of this guy:
reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/51ou5u/fps_deathtrap/

I wish both of you would die.

Give HoP/Cargo/miners "cargocredits"; NT appointed credits to use on tools and caro supplies.

The rest of the plebs can play with actual money which you can now give a use (no ideas for this myself though, although I reckon a single unhackable nazivendomat with the costumes being really expensive would be incentive enough on this server to go collect moniz)

come say to me on the station and not on a mongolian drum forum and see what happens

>it was solarious and a hippie refugee role-playing as ironic anime characters
Wowow

Wrong version first time.

ironic faggotry is still faggotry

this would also be an immense buff to raiders as they could pass for traders more easily

Have you tried using gentoo?

don't be such a downer, it's just harmless fun

>umaru was donnager
that's sad, I actually liked them, despite all the drama they caused

>Rambling Maniac
"God tier Roleplaying, pinnacle of Veeky Forums"

>Ironic anime reference for a one off joke
"Terrible, truly is VG"

A single joke round, I'm not doing it again as I haven't even watched umaru

you really don't see the difference between the two?

Rambling is OG Veeky Forums and at least attempts to either be funny or useful, even if he got kind of repetitive towards the end.
Dumb anime jokes that don't even fit in with the setting, by newfag players who are also hippie refugees or, in your case, autistic baybies, are not welcome.
Fuck off and die.

rambling is a member in the sawbones club and was such shilled appropriately despite being a shit player

>ironically shitpost
>"wtf how come people don't think this is the pinnacle of comedy"

It's literally the same shit, it doesn't fit the setting and makes for poor roleplay. I had fun and it was at least interesting for half a round for some crew.

Jeez, Veeky Forums isn't a serious rp server and nobody should pretend otherwise.

>getting this turbotriggered over people just messing around in a way you don't agree with

are you sure you ain't the baybie?

>actual established character with identifiable traits and more of a personality than LMAO TSUN-TSUN XD
>poor roleplay
Compare to
>one-dimensional lmao ANIME CHARACTERZZZ XD gimmick

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>Pda anime captain to do cargo for me
>Doesnt respond one way or another and has the borg named Slow do it instead

Oh no. You got mildly inconvenienced in space station 13?

Did you try adminhelping?

It wasn't even funny ironically, it was just annoying to interact with.

I was actually getting something to eat and missed your message. I did accept your order and call it earlier though.

Didn't notice we moved threads wew

I'd told him before to reign in his bussing

top kek

Rambling got stale fast
>woah I'm a crazy naked guy *seizure*
At least his next static, that roman guy was tolerable.

i actually liked you, and held you to a higher standard than others because eloise is a good character
all i got was dissappointment

I still play Eloise, Umaru was a one off joke static simply to make Sylph laugh. I actually put more thought and effort into this joke character than 40% of players do for theirs.
>private quarters were messy and full of junk food and mangas
>acts like a lazy neet when alone
>looks perfect and acts good when in public

It was a single round it actually means nothing

I think its also important to note there is a diatinct difference between books with porn in them and a jukebox that can automatically play porn at full volume while the juke isnt even onscreen.

The fact that you're defending this so much is honestly terrible

I'm not sure what you want, people complain when I put a lot of effort in to roleplay, people complain when I put little.

The fact that you're complaing about a anime character on a japanese anime image board when reddit exists for 'people' like you is terrible t b h

>to make a hippie player laugh
you must be so proud

Eloise the frenchie that can't speak french?

SS13 is not anime, thus, characters in SS13 cannot be anime

>cares more about making people laugh than playing to the standards of a turboautistic neet threadshitter

almost like he's a normal person, or something

Yepper

nice meme

>adamantly defends acting like an annoying retard
>normal person

post sad storis :(

How do you develop your characters? I'm trying to find something for one of mine and nothing is clicking

Time to mess with piping and vents

did you actually put in working atmos simulation with airflow? or just the meme stuff people can see

its a game, he can act like an "annoying retard" all he wants. deal with it fagoli

Go back to hippie, slyph.

>2561
>walk into bar
>nuclear starts playing

what are you going to do if i don't? whine some more in the thread? lmao

Read more books and shamelessly steal ideas for characters.
Permanently Adapt your character based on situations, Eloise used to be law autistic until I got banned for it so now I play her as uncaring about the law and just wanting to solve big cases.
Play better roleplaying games too, if anything it'll show you what to avoid doing with awful characters that are Mary/Gary stus

Of course it's a working atmospheric simulation. Instead of ZAS, I'm making tile-to-tile. I posted a webm showing the room stabilizing last thread (the calculations were wrong due to a mistake of mine, but everything else is the same)

newfag question

>get traitor, objective steal research
>walk in casually and download everything
>game continues on for another hour and a half without shuttle because nothing is happening.

What can I do that isn't outright murderboning to get me banned?

I dont understand

You're a traitor right? There's not really anything you can do then to get banned maybe like erp rape

you're an antag, you can welderbomb yourself in medbay and get away with it, giggling in deadchat over how no one can do shit without their precious cryopods

I'm never sure if I'm playing wrong by just waiting for the shuttle to arrive eventually because I'm supposed to fuck stuff up or if that is considered griefing.

>steal research objective
Depends entirely on the server because that isn't Veeky Forums and we're not talking about Veeky Forums rules.

By not forcing shit. Holy shit, the worst RPers are the ones who do shit over the top and I can almost see them furiously think of a "fitting line" for their character. It should come across as natural.
It is like shitposters on Veeky Forums, when a truly good shitpost comes along you can never quite tell if it is an aussie shitposter or if the person is just genuinely retarded. You want to go for a similair effect with your RP.
Some people play "annoyed/grumpy" characters, the people who do this poorly are the ones who excessively emote and get stupidly and exaggeratedly annoyed at the slightest thing and I just want to tell them to stop laying it on so thick but then I would be ocky icking. The players who do it right are the ones of which you can not tell if they are playing an "annoyed/grumpy" character, or if you have genuinely annoyed the OOC person sitting behind his PC screen playing the character.

Antag is literally a ticket to do whatever you feel like, there is no such thing as griff for an antag, thats why youre called the antagonist.

If you want extended do it, if you want the shuttle called fuck the station up or kill enough heads that they cant recall the shuttle when you call it

Should I play Kumiko Oumae as an assistant on Veeky Forums?

see He's likely not on Veeky Forums and you can get punished for antagging "too hard" depending.

Then those servers sound like cuckservers desu

There are still a couple of rules to keep to.
Don't ERP, don't use your antag status as an excuse to banbait, don't fucking BLASMVLUUD:DDD on teamantag and while not a rule FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP KILLING HUMANS AS XENOS HOLY SHIT THIS TRIGGERS ME SO HARD

yes, we need more anime friends desu

Veeky Forums is an anime friendly server

/a/station now

Also don't spawncamp the arrivals shuttle

Conspiracy theorist who will photograph all greys they see

You get shunned on Veeky Forums for it, not banned no, but do it round in round out you will find yourself on the end of everyone telling you to fuck off and metagrudging you.
See Elon Musk for a more recent example of this, every round he got antag would be mindless murderboning, I doubt he even read his objectives. Non inventive or "fun" murderboning at that. I have seen clowns depopulate the station with rube goldberg shard machines and everyone can have a good luagh in deadchat at seeing yet another victim fall for it. But some players, like this Elon Musk, just go for the most powergamey and unimaginitive ways of simply "killing everyone" and nobody appreciates rules or not.

So be careful with going on a murderboning spree round in, round out, even on Veeky Forums.

>excessively emote
Who does that?

user clicks his fingers
user says"Uhh..."
user cocks his head to the side
user says "Me?"
user Sighs

Develop their reactions to certain things, then personality will come naturally.

I’m currently writing the trader spacelaw proposal I mentioned earlier. Should the tradership be:

a libertarian utopia
>castle law
>dude drugs lmao
>need a stamped warrant to search it
>not protected by security

or a statist cuck dystopia
>gets searched when it arrives at the station
>no drugs
>can’t beat up thieving crew members
>security is obligated to protect you
>roads

Or perhaps a bit of both? Or maybe they can choose between the two when they arrive? What do you all think.

If you are doing more than an occasional "nod/shrug/clap" as non mime you are already excessively emoting.

>STOP KILLING HUMANS AS XENOS
I've done this when spawning in as a larva after the shuttle was called and there's not enough time to grow huggers. Maybe there's something meta about it but you get whiners either way you do it.

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