/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

Link.

>ywn have snarky shortstack imp waifu share a bed with you and be comfortable enough with your relationship enough to do this

It hurts....

You sure?

>best girl is dead before the game even starts

being a Miphafag is suffering.

Flower lady

In some ways, yes. At least I have my writing, and imagining what her and Link's life were like. Maybe in another world.

This OP pic triggered me.

Going home to visit the parents for four whole days and leaving my WiiU copy of Breath of the Wild behind, and gonna fill the void with OoT on my 3DS. Will I enjoy myself?

I replayed it just this week actually. I don't remember it being so easy.

I was going to suggest ALBW instead but I don't think that would last four days

At least she won't be able to molest any more little kids

>shortstack
Midna is impish. She is cool and all but she is not a shortstack.

>found a pine during a lightning storm with a korok on it
>lightning destroys the pine
>found a trio of trees that look the same
>remember reading about the apple thing
>lightning destroys one of the trees

I think this is the way of the game to say I should stop using a map for koroks.
Are these permanently lost?

No they will respawn. Try saving and reloading.
If that doesn't work you'll have to wait for a blood moon.

You know what I really, really wish they'd add to Breath of the Wild?
An additional 100 icons to place on the map.

I can't believe I've only killed 30 Hinox. I've scoured the entire map where the fuck are they hiding?

I'm lending it to a friend anyway. And I don't expect to have the full breadth of those four days.
I'd actually be resuming my past playthrough. I left off at the Shadow Temple.

Kass is PURE
P U R E

I don't know. I was kind of hoping for more Koroks.

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What, is there a fucking spectrum or something?

He's had sex at least 5 times with his wife

Not really. It's just pretty simple.
Shortstacks are short girls with huge boobs.
Midna does not have much in ways of boobs at all. Midna is bottom heavy, not top heavy.

Shortstack is an old term and it wasn't until much later when /d/ and their goblin fuckers started to force apply the term shortstack to their chestlet goblins. Since they were ashamed of just calling themselves goblin fuckers or something. Warping the entire meaning of the term into almost opposite of what it used to be.

I'm going to marry Riju!

>I'm going to marry Riju!

No you aren't

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You got the Daruk one?

Looks like someone didn’t get an invitation to the wedding!

why does link look like her older brother?

Zelda made his clothes look like hers

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Neat, thanks!

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Eiji Aonuma confirms to Famitsu that the Champions' Ballad is the finale to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and it is complete

twitter.com/japanese3ds/status/943704747856617472

Does this mean we can finally go into hibernation till the next entry?

>"They'll keep making more DLC for BotW!"

Does anyone playing with a comfort grip feel their right joycon kinda wobbly?

I feel mine wobbly near the bottom, around the Home button. Nothing unusable or something like that but it triggers me a little.
Makes me scared of using the Pin function.

>this kills the general
NO! I WANT MORE

WHAT IS ANIKI DOING THERE

Go sing some /M/azinger.

Huh, on my second BotW playthrough and only now I discover you can ride Lynels
The more you know I guess

You don't lose durability when you ride them, too.

rip /lozg/

Doesn't matter if the hips or the breast are stacked.
As long as it's short and thicc.

>885/900 Korok Seeds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>stuck at 28 Hearts and a maxed Stamina Wheel
>no chance of more DLC for extra Hearts

T-thanks

At least we still have porn to look forward to

>Doesn't matter
Well you're wrong. It was only breasts for the longest time. Then people out of nowhere started applying it to body types that were almost the reverse. Making it all very confusing.

If you apply them to both it loses its merit as a descriptor rapidly. Being top heavy is very different from being bottom heavy.
I don't even dislike the bottom heavy imps but it does render the term close to useless, after having been a very apt descriptor for so very long.

Bullshit.didn't they say they were working on another?

>bottom heavy
Are you saying she's a big fat pear?

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welp it's over
youtube.com/watch?v=zSJ6EFvF4aU

I'll make the next thread in 2022 guys, don't worry

Midna? Yeah pretty much.

A sexy pear I'd like to take a big, juicy bite of

Not that user, but I'd imagine that moniker came along around the same time as "oppai loli", which we all know counts as loli.

youtube.com/watch?v=ht8JDbWUM1E

hm?

Where are the female Lynels? Do they hide in hidden valleys raising the cubs/foals?

>ELO
great taste

"Jungle" by ELO always makes me think of the Legend of Zelda

I'm gonna murder everything in Hyrule. No Blood Moon is gonna stop me.

Across the night I saw your face
You disappeared without a trace
You brought me here, but can you take me back

;_;

s1.webmshare.com/raO9e.webm

>Working
Muh nigga

So CUTE!

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Alright gang, give me some good (bearable) Zelda fan-fiction to read. I’m on break, there’s nothing to do, and I’ve read everything in my house.
Hard Mode: The story can’t be the same adventure/save the princess story, it has to be different.

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impregnate Zelda and repopulate Hyurle! I need to do it!

Sorry bud, but I don't read. I can't recommend you anything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

First you gotta lick her pussy and her crack

Can I force a herd to respawn? I'm camping out at one of the top tier wild horse locations but none of them have the color I want, and they might not even have the stats I want.

There's none.

Kill them, go somewhere else, then come back. I remember doing this a few months ago, don't know if it still works.

you don't even need to kill them, I've seen a herd spawn differently when I just went somewhere else and came back

I kind of want to use the ancient horse gear but it doesn't look like something a horse would find comfortable

Oh well now I feel bad

Anyone has that pic with smug Zelda that says "X days since /v/ has shittedon BOTW"?

you should

get with the times, grandpa. get yourself that sweet ass bike.

I don't know if this fits hardmode or not: fanfiction.net/s/7525759/1/

fanfiction.net/s/8189205

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thanks

Are you up to the task?

there's no riding music on the bike. I only use it when I'm not near a stable or I want to get somewhere fast.

>there's no riding music on the bike
This is why you add your own music.

youtube.com/watch?v=A-Za5uBxsls

Stalnoxes count if you haven't fought those. They only come to life at night and they don't have a "waking up" animation so you need to walk away from them until they pop-out and then walk closer again.