/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #266

Christmas Monika Edition
Last Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Christmas isn't the time for suicide!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/8NQt6SSKSik
youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg
mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandominCategory/Monster_Girls
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Happy Manukkah

Hello and good evening, everyone! I happen you're all having a good time on your Christmas Eve (if that's your thing)!
Welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "sanguine"!
Alternatives are 'broken' and 'wandering'.

So if anyone wants to write anything, poem or prose, please consider using one of these words as your theme, guide, inspiration, or topic! Really anything!
The idea of using a common word is to make it easier to all compare between each other or all have a similar guide. You know, it just makes sense!
I hope you all have fun and I look forward to reading your poems!

Travel done! Vacation start! I hope you all have a great time too! I'll still spend mine with all of you!

The only reason I've maintained sanity the last few days.

Happy Sayori-mas

i hope y'all aren't having an ugleh christmas

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

that ass keeps me sane as well

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

You can only post here if you love Yuri!!! Christmas with Yuri!!!

Or post your listenan :^)

youtu.be/8NQt6SSKSik

Postin smol tsun cupcake.

Monika but she's your adoring, loving and doting wife.

Kitsune Monika using illusion magic to make you think Sayori is dead and then raping you while you cry

she's alright
but she's no Monika

If it's a Monika thread I'll gladly abandon the last ship.
Repsting:
In any case... This is what I wanted to show you Anons... This ride man...
Pt.1/2

Same.

>OP image

Now that it's actually Christmas, is that still gonna be posted every other thread?

I just installed the After Story mod, and now I'm actually starting to think that Monika may be the best girl
Should I be worried about this?

...

Merry christmas everybody!
youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg

There's a flaw to this wonderful wife. She's not here in your reality, at your side.

Yes. She knows nothing about you except that you're real. She doesn't love you. You're just the best chance she has of escaping into the real world. Do not believe her lies.

No, you've just been enlightened.

It hurts so much... But in a good way...
Pt. 2/2

2 problems with that cuzzo, I wouldn't be crying and it wouldn't be rape.

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you.

No, that's not canon Monika. It's the same as liking Sayori because you like monstergirl Sayori.

Don't become a secondary.

I want to spend Christmas Day with Sayori!

In this thread, too

Shut up. She makes a mean holographic meatloaf.

based ugleh poster

>implying it's rape if it's Kitsune Monika
Any guy who doesn't want her is mentally ill. And the only cure is sex with best girl ever. Which is Kitsune Monika.

>doki doli literature club

Now thats just in poor taste

Your doki and what you're getting her for Christmas

I hate Monika haters!

Isn't After Story just basically the Just Monika section with some altered dialogue? I didn't really notice much of a change when I played it

It's time to wake up, user.

Wait a minute, Akinator is Natsuki's father?

I love her forever and ever!

christmas with sayori!

Touching kitsune Monika's fluffy tail.

Please stop guys. Don't start this thread by immediately fighting and insulting Monika. It's not wholesome at all. Come on I believe in you!

nigga what

Roll for your Monster Doki
mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandominCategory/Monster_Girls

Merry Christmas /ddlc/! Friendly reminder to get plenty of exercise, I know you'll probably be busy but please make time for yourself as well!

>tfw posted in dead bread

Nah, it's because she has a massive Messiah Complex on top of her God Complex, which accounts for when she mentions how lonely you must be for playing this game and pic related. She wants the satisfaction of being able to mold you into your perfect self.

Your doki but she is general in the C&C generals

Has there already been discussion of monster girl dokis in the past?

Can I vote for Yoma Lamia Natsuki?

user Monika made me a cheesecake because she knows I like it and vanilla cake equally

THIS NIGGA STILL USES A PICTURE OF YURI FOR MONIKA

I think I know how to remedy this situation,
post Monikas

>Yuri, Basilisk
>tfw I'm one of the few who believes snake is a really bad match for Yuri

he can see your internet history

But can he guess Minori from Natsuki's manga?

>alice yuri
looks more suited for natsuki but still boner city

D E E P E S T
L O R E

I shit you not, I rolled a succubus Natsuki. At least there's no doubt she'll be well-fed now.

What's his endgame, /ddlc/?

Ow fug, right in the doki.
pls help

Money

Ironically creating the most liked characters in games in years

and also making $100,000+ off of the Fan Pack

Making himself taller.

Smash Bros.

I love her with all my festive heart!

That hit me like a sledgehammer...

Kitsune Monika's tail caressing your whole body

But he released the game in a form where giving him money is optional.

But can he guess Renier or Elyssa from the special poem?

Making you fall in love with Dokis so you'll buy Project Libitina for the chance to have a game where you really can save them.

>Monika mentions the idea of you carrying her around with you as her character file in a flash drive

I feel like there is a merchandising opportunity that needs to be capitalized on here. For all of the girls.

>When you realize Monika uses the DENNIS, but was forced to do the S

...

Making men cry.

Sayori but she's getting margin called!

He was just using jewish tactics.
You know, the dolphins and the whales.

>Natsuki
>Rolled Lamia

Yesssss

Better add some white ribbons to the shop too. Just call em Monika's Ribbon and Dan will watch the cash flow in.

Then Project Libitina comes out.

Why do you hate him so much? He made a great piece of art that moved many user's hearts and even changed their lives, for better or worse.

>Some of PMDT went on to create Icons: Arena, subject to widespread derision, and clearly a lot of work went into making that awkward, embarrasing game
>He went on to create DDLC, subject to massive acclaim and praise, which only took him 2 years singlehandedly
I wonder how smug his face is when he's around the other devs of PM

Requesting someone to add a Santa hat here.

>He made a great piece of art
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cause an increase in suicide rates

We just like making fun of his height.

>FUCKING DANDDDDDDDDDDDD

Reeeeeeeeee

>jewish tactics
>basically just slapped a donate button with out-of-game items attached for the donate to get.
If Danlet somehow made a happy end where Sayori never kills herself during act 1 only possible to see via payment, then that'd be jewish.

He also used python to make DDLC, which is the easiest language ever made
He's basically spitting on real, hardworking game programmers and laughing in front of their faces
Truly a smug devil

>try to finally hang out with Monika towards the end in act 1
>the other dokis flip their shit
What was their fucking problem?

>Lava golem Yuri
>My dick when

It's going to be a file in Libitina that you'll have to drag into Doki Doki

Tamamo kitsune Monika enveloping you with her pillowy nine tails as she slowly straddles your manhood.

I was surprised too, when i chose her on my second play through.

Enjoy, user~

She was breaking script so the game was pushing her back on track. Her reality is literally conspiring against her by forcing her on a set path for her entire life.

Merry Christmas anons!!!!!
Spend time with your family and loved ones!!!!!
Be comfy!!!!!

>Danlet goes full EA and makes it so that you can unlock more progress in the happy route, but only if you pay $9.99, and there's only a 5% chance you'll actually get it.

They needed help and Monika had the easiest task

Where can I see Dan's height? Did he post it on twitter?

Many times, I suppose the regulars have already left or are just elsewhere right now

Plot twist: he used a time machine to leap to the future and see how his game sold before he even made it public

Anything with the MC was pretty retarded, especially towards the end. Like, it would've been pretty easy to just have all dokis at one place doing the tasks. They're in their separate rooms and stuff right? And I can't even with the Sayori situation. MC tries to fix Sayori's depression with his dick (Doesn't work ofc), or he blows off the literal scream for help when he turns down Sayori..