League of legends general /lolg/

ahri seems to teach her things how not to feel shame for silly reasons

bro is it even a contest?

can gangplank still midlane?
I feel like klepto won't work as good in midlane

Merry Christmas you all.

her vagina is filled with spikes you have to force your dick through

> jungle is the best role to carry on
and other memes /lolg/ makes up.

merry CHRISTMAS lolg!
hope your day is filled with MAGIC and LOVE!

She would be dominant in a very teasing and affectionate way

>adc picks Caitlyn
>lose
I'm going to start banning Caitlyn every game so I don't get her on my team.

is it genderbent yasuo?

You can pick one skill shot to be perfect at, meaning it always hits the target you intend to hit with it. Which skill shot do you choose?

blitz hook duh
so I can always bring the tank next to my adc

Warwick ult

>>he doesnt use waterwalking/celerity

All the way up to gold (my elo) ganking is made very easy. In the 30 or so games that I've played so far, hardly anyone wards pre-5 minutes so 9/10 I get at least one lane ahead 5 minutes in. After that it's all about warding the enemy jungle and staring at your minimap to spam ping your tunnelvisioned teammates. And always be on the move. See enemy jungler top? Go to his bot side jungle/gank bot and take dragon etc. It takes some time but it really is basic stuff. This may be because it's preseason but I climbed from g4 to g1 without ever really playing jungle before.

charm!

karthus ult

Evelynn Q

Is Doran's Ring a better start on MF ADC?

jhins ult

Why did you guys bully Swift?

LeBlanc chain

Enchanted Crystal Arrow

>hit chain
>get killed before damage procs
Why do you play this garbage champion?

>Low gold
>ADC is autofilled/unranked
>Been playing nothing but bot/normal games
>Ban their champ (vayne)
>Low key flame them
>Leave them in lane to 1v2 while I go roam
>They're feeding their ass off
>Rest of team takes notice of how bad they are
>Also flames them
>They're basically inting at this point
>Swap the comments to "gj bro you almost had them" when ever they die
>They say "fuck this I'm never playing ranked again" and leaves the game
>Report them for leaving after the game is over

Doing the lords work.

>tfw no gentle motherly gf

>ban cait
>adc takes vayne and you lose even harder

>tfw no submissive slut gf

Actually plenty of my kills happen on the passive proc, and if they're not a squishy the double chain is great for setting them up to get caught and focused

literally who

>guy pisses me off
>take his farm or otherwise do something to get back at him
>be passive aggressive, have him flame me
>tell him that I'm black and ask if he hates blacks or something/ ask him if there's anything I can do for him
>calls me a nigger/tells me to kys
>report him
>sign out
>sign in
>he got banned
Easy.

>tfw no qt petite gf

>tfw no tight dragonpussy gf

Mate, even Vladfag is bullied 10 times more than Swift and she is still here. If he left this place is because he is a beta faggot.

It's easy to win with a Vayne.

I think it has more to do with vladfag being the most delusional fucklord I've ever witnessed in my life

Not if the adc is unranked with only bots/norms played.

>legit have no family or friends to spend Christmas eve with
>have to work Christmas day
>decide to play league today
>on an eight game losing streak
>constantly flamed in every single game
Yeah fuck you too assholes. I'm sorry I'm not as good as you are but telling me to kill myself on fucking Christmas eve isn't going to magically make me perform better. This has been such an awful and lonely day and you dicks would rather flame and harass than work as a team.

Good job bros

merry christmas anons
someone red-pill me on tank karma top heard its unbelievably obnoxious

she's obnoxious like singed and it has been for ages
just nobody plays it

>play evelynn
>try to focus because I'm playing my promos
>she orgasms
>get a raging hard on
>can't focus
>lose
Why does she do this?

>Body prepares for mating when seeing a perfect woman
What part is confusing you?

>not fapping before ranked
xD

>not able to play with a raging boner

poor silver boi ..

Ashe if for bullying!!!!!!!!

If I'm playing certain female champs I like to imagine they're teasing and edging me during the game and will only let me cum if I win

>fucking gold4 little brother tells me to stop playing lucian
>win my games
wow wtf, what an epic tip!!

What is the ultimate bronze pick

Time for a comfy sleep before waking up to Christmas alone. Merry Christmas /lolg/

Merry Christmas

5 decides what i fap for tonight
female champs only

>had one of those
>broke up last month
the sex was so good

goodnight ahri

Be honest, would you fug him /lolg/?

tightest dragonlady

Annie.

there there

No fapping tonight

You could just, y'know, fap to your waifus.

Adc Quinn. Well she is doing quite well in bot lane now so i'm not sure

2nd vote for the tight dragon

200%, I don't care how gay it is.

I wanna cuddle Jinx and gift her rough and sensual love.

LeBonk

Not in that outfit. But my dick feels weird when he cosplays as Riven

With or without fishnets?

Orianna

>guy bans my vayne and says draven is better here
Wew. Dodged my own Draven real fucking fast.

>finally hit silver 1
>queue up
>alright here we go
>game starts
>lux runs up mid, hits 1 cs and leaves
>we lose
>demoted
>check his match history
>its a smurf who wants to stay in silver

Fucking why do these faggots need to ruin the game. I just want to hit Gold and something is alway preventing me.

His user is Jekib btw

I want to cuddlefug Jinx sensually

xayah

Vayne

where the vg vs vgs at

Dark Lux

The first ionian champ that isn't Ahri that comes to mind

Jinx!!

my wife ahri!

0 / 0 / 0
0.00:1 KDA
Level1
1 (0.1) CS
P/Kill 0%

you weren't even kidding, lmao

I'm now convinced Ahricuck is just trying to trick us into getting our souls eaten by Ahri

>wanting to hit gold in pre-season

also can you even be demoted for a single game

Yes.

annie

>playing sober
>lose
>playing drunk
>win
I think alcohol gives me powers

>Go 4/0 in lane
>Doesn't matter because mid feeds hard and jungler is AFK
I want this wild ride to end

Good choice

Unironically Vi
Or maybe Shyv

God bless you, user.

Interesting