/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Who here /aloneonchristmas/?
How would you celebrate it with your waifu?

I would pray to /Our Savior/ Jesus Christ and then play OverWatch with Li-Ara..

We'd go for a walk and play in the snow. When we had enough cold, retreat to our big bed piled with thick blankets and warm up lewdly.

You had a good Christmas Eve, I hope, MEG?

What if you lived in Australia, or a hot planet like Virmire, my sweet user?

Yes, my user! I reflected on the good things that happened to me this year.. Number one is the death of our nemesis /d*g/!

However, bad things happened too.. Namely the failure of Andromeda and the death of Mass Effect.. It was a sad evening.

>Tfw no Asari gf to cuddle with

I'm guessing you're talking about this thing Frenchman made, right?
I have too many damn screencaps from this place.

>posting f*mshep uncensored
what the fuck, this is a blue board

kys erica

...

It wasn't as good as but it was good enough I guess. Yourself?

Can NOTEPAD this post!!

Yes, my nasty daggots! et cetera, et cetera.

/dag/ fuck off.

I am sorry, my nice user.. But Whiny user's trashposting and rudeness makes me not want to funpost a lot! I would rather blend in by giving writefriends nice compliments and bumping /meg/ without Western user's trip without causing drama..

Here.. Have a nice festive Li-Ara!

Get fucked.

>Replay trilogy during Christmas week
God damn comfy I tell ya. Just get a nice blanket and warm drink then you're good to go.

>trashposting on christmas day like the autistic neet you are
My sides are in orbit. It's a good time to kiss your sister, f*cking whiny user.

Happy holidays to everyone else.

(I noticed that your English is not very good while mocking your post, my mean user? Are you not a native English speaker? I am sorry.. Your life must be hard!.)

Kill yourself.

Do you need a hug?

I haven't played ME since shortly after the last fix for ME3 dropped, ME:A is not ME, and I'm wondering the trilogy works for a comfy replay. I'd be playing it on PC with no saves if that helps.

Yes, my anons! The trilogy is VERY comfy..

Noveria, The Citadel DLC.. It is the perfect series for Holidays! Mass Effect always gives me a wintery feel.

Are there any mods you'd recommend? I'm garbage at using ME's character builder and I'd like a custom Shep.

>Are there any mods you'd recommend?
Yes!

Go for it, it's nice to come back to every now and again.

Are there any you'd recommend that aren't in the OP

Uhm..

I think that texture overhauls really help with immersion, if your computer can handle them! They are very easy to install too..

nexusmods.com/masseffect/mods/83/?
nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/68/?
nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/363/?

How do you feel about Casual Li-Ara, my fellow Western user? I think she looks amazing..

lol she got fat

Isn't it just sad? Just unfair?

She is pregnant with Shepard’s children..

>gf left town for the holidays
>i get to beat off like mad in the living room for 4 days
Who needs a waifu?

Uhm, please do not post about Rude Grandma here..

BASED MOYE

>gif
>ME3 Liara having tits smaller than her head

(You)

NOO!!!!

>no-tits Liara
#notmyliara

>no bulge
into the airlock it goes

I think that slender Li-Ara is as good as busty Li-Ara!

Big breasts are only really useful for prostitutes like Mi-Randa.. When you are as cute as Liara, you do not need sex appeal.

Tacos and cakes aren't children.

>I think that slender Li-Ara is as good as busty Li-Ara!
You are wrong.

Liara’s diet consists of spring water and fresh lettuce. Do not be rude.

Li-Ara's diet consists of batarian feces.

Rude!

>talking shit about muh Miri
I'll find you and cut your throat.

Rude!

My sides are in orbit..

Even cows get fat on grass. So you're saying Liara is a cow?

Sorry, Taco. You can be children, too.

T-Ali is better than Li-Ara.

Re-Tar-Ded.

Ta-Li flows better.

Ru-De.

Where is my Jack user? Did he truly leave us for good..?

>T-Ali
No tits and sexing her is overly complicated.

>no tits
Wrong.
>sex is complicated
True.

>no tits
>implying smoll tits aren't a gift from the creator
Get a load of this guy.

I'd play the first game, and that's it. The other games bore me to tears, they just lack the magic of the first game.

Stinky space gypsy OUT

Uhm, Mass Effect Three has the best Waifu moments..!

I want to fuck her tight asshole!

That does not look very tight.. It looks droopy and fat..

Umm.. You must be a tranny faggot..

Uhm.. Did you just assume my gender..?

>/kspg/

Ki-ssing pretty girls?

>pic not related

Ya'll are arguing about Tali's breasts on Christmas Day.

for the record her breasts are the perfect size

it's ok to be gay user

It is only okay to be Gay for Garrus (no offense, Gil user!).

You sound like a cuck.

You have to be slightly cucky if your waifu is Li-Ara..

>if your waifu is Li-Ara
No, it's not.

I like to imagine this as a slutty version of Ashley if she was an Instagram model instead of a soldier.
>instagram.com/chloesaxon/
>Ashley with lip injections and huge fake tits

What are you up to, MEG? Christmas Eve leftovers has me really full, and now I'm gonna try out Spellforce 3.

Oh oh my.. That is one spicy ethnic Bimbo!

I am waiting until it is time to leave my house and meet up with my friends..

Agreed

Miranda's Christmas my.mixtape.moe/ancexl.webm

Why would Liara have her face on a tee-shirt?

ME2 was great. The character missions were top tier.

>implying Revashley doesn't already have huge tits

Revashley..?

Revamped Ashley

Sorry, my user..

No problem, user. Merry Christmas.

You too! I will try not to trashpost about Ash again! She has her good sides too, like all the waifus do.

Merry Christmas /meg/

You too, my gay user..

>not bridal carrying your homies
Its only gay if you make it gay user.

I disagree.

Not big enough!