>So what is this game? Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.
>Where should I start? The games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there. Some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist. Once you're done with the main series you can move on to the fangames, of which some are of excellent quality.
>Where can I get the games? moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
Please don't tell me you made this picture in paint.
Bentley Torres
>Rumia above Rumia
fucking secondary
Julian Jenkins
Yeah, I made it a while ago and someone mentioned it in the last thread so I went to dig it back up.
Samuel Barnes
This miserable excuse of a thread still exist?
Landon Miller
Lumia is better.
Angel Rodriguez
Junko could destroy my general any day.
also my penis
Mason Barnes
I'm going to give this divine spirit another son!
Nicholas Perry
Not if I do it first
Blake Ortiz
10/10 taste Merry Christmas
Brody Carter
Merry Christmas everyone and good luck with those runs!
Chase Walker
Fuck lunarians, fuck junkos dead child, and fuck all sympathizers of lunarians
Justin Harris
If you don't have more Christmas spirit, Seiga Claus is going to come along, kidnap you, and use your dismembered corpse for reanimation experiments.
Dominic Sanders
What does Junko's dead son have to do with sympathizing with Lunarians though?
Daniel Parker
Can I fuck the vampires instead?
Austin Smith
Lolicons such as you belong in hell. Shiggy Iggy's going to beat you with her rod.
Joseph Baker
NO
Nicholas Flores
You called?
Tyler Butler
Remi is old enough to be in a romantic relationship.
Leo White
...
Adam Carter
>This 2hu was just misunderstood
Daniel Roberts
Kogasa
Anthony Morgan
Fortune teller
Nicholas Martinez
The best bunny.
Zachary Bennett
Please don't overdose on liking the man-eating youkai.
Brayden Moore
Their first names both start with B, but one got her ideals misunderstood. The other, her identity.
Eli Mitchell
despite you lads constantly shitting on the moonbitches, you're all still invited to the wedding.
Samuel Baker
Absolutely disgusting. All of you.
Henry Richardson
But Toyohime is already married and bore children
Parker King
>marrying literally worst Hime
Benjamin Morris
Don't let the fact that she's used goods stop you from having a happy marriage, user.
Colton Wilson
you are loved
David Perry
There is a severely disturbing lack of Christmas music here and it's now not even Christmas in my country anymore. Way to kill the holiday spirit /2hug/
Kevin Wright
Do you live in the future? I'm pretty sure the 26th still counts as Christmas.
Thomas Sanders
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Josiah Perez
Christmas music is shit dude.
Isaiah Bell
Spotted the GRINCH
Josiah Fisher
Who’s the grinch in touhou then?
Noah King
>Kaguya lazy NEET >Wakasagihime a fucking fish >shinmyoumaru I'm not a pedophile >Yuyuko I'm not a necrophiliac >Miko I'm not gay >Yorihime uptight tsundere busy "training" moon rabbits
none of the princesses in Gensokyo are exactly marriage material.
I want Junko to slap me on the dick and fuck me silly.
James Stewart
>hasn't even mentioned Best Hime
Sebastian Sanchez
Mokou is a noble as well but she isn't marriage material because she's already taken by me!
Carter Rogers
I see, you still lack the ability to argue in favor of this threads existance.
Lincoln Walker
Why argue when I can fuck your wife, dude?
Jeremiah Richardson
It's a videogame, so it's on Veeky Forums.
William Brown
Why argue when we can be friends!
Samuel Adams
Touhou is a video game and we're not bothering anyone.
I mean it, you are loved
Blake Perry
Junko's wife?
Jayden Martin
Junko's wife's wife.
Brandon Kelly
>not wanting to fuck yuyuko
What are you, gay?
Alexander Lee
Also, Yuyu is a ghost and not a corpse like Yoshika so wanting ghost pussy is not necrophilia
Owen Ward
Are the vampires corpses?
John Fisher
There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to fuck Yoshika.
Cameron King
Rotten pussy
Michael Hill
Well, then I'd see if Seiga wanted to go at it instead.
Carter Nelson
The maggots only add to the sensation, user. Are you gay or something?
Robert Cooper
It also has a perfectly viable gameplay thread on /jp/, which none of you use because you're too busy posting no videogames and only secondary and tertiary content on Veeky Forums.
As long as /jp/ exists, this thread serves no purpose. And even if /jp/ suddenly closes down by tomorrow, this thread would only scratch the bare minimum of what should be on Veeky Forums.
Matthew Foster
Literally who are you quoting?
Jaxon Bailey
Isn't it a good thing for /jp/ that shitters from /v/ don't poison their board? I mean it's not like half of this thread isn't crossposting, but the other half makes /jp/ a better place by not posting there.
Owen Wilson
N-no
Evan Martinez
Why does it bother you? Plenty of things don't serve a purpose. It's not like we're pushing another general off, or anything like that.
You need to take it easy.
Brody Davis
Funny you mention that, since I do go to the gameplay thread in /jp/, but whatever. This is about Touhou in general, which is more than just a videogame, and is well known for having a very active fanbase, thereby, fan material is a-ok. Also, you're literally no one important, so we have no reason to care about your opinion. Unless you're suddenly the rogue janitor nuking us, in which case, excellent plot twist, 10/10.
Jaxon Ortiz
They are here because you offer them a thread in which they can be and behave like the youtube commentary section.
You could have lead a golden example of what a thread should be, but you didn't. You allowed this to become nothing more but a daily Touhou shitposting thread. Sokuthread 2.0.
This thread should perish, for the sake of all that are here.
Asher Garcia
You’d fuck both eitherway.
Carter Wood
People are shitting on you but I agree tbqh. I only post here because /jp/ is really slow
Christian Perry
Sometimes the slowness is better. Would you rather the board have an absurd speed like Veeky Forums?
Logan Ross
The /jp/ thread is better for gameplay discussion but on all things outside of it is better in here.
Zachary Cooper
If /2hug/ died it would be too ugly to post Yugioh 2hu card progress in /jp/
Jacob Moore
I don't only come here for gameplay discussion. I enjoy the posts about fangames, character sorts and the print works just as much.
Aaron Taylor
Well, there's not much to do about that now. We have a steady tide of people who post about the games and keep this relevant, and we've got a good scaffolding in terms of our OP resources and such. We're not perishing any time soon.
You have a knack for getting here at the worst times, though.
Hudson Anderson
This being a soku thread would be fine with me, but it is my assumption that people actually did netplay in those threads. Are you good at soku, Junkoposter?
Landon Morris
>implying he doesn't go out of his way to ensure so
Jordan Sanchez
Of course. Atoms are just atoms and if rubbing hers with mine gives us both pleasure then why the fuck not
Nathan Richardson
Is there any 2hu that has it made like Yukari does? >cutest, fluffiest family that'll do anything for her >sleeps for a whole season yet still one of the most powerful and feared Youkai >just fucks around with people all day but still controls everything from behind the scenes
Ryder Gutierrez
I'd actually host some soku if i had the time.
I mean, i only play youmu, but its something.
Also, i just realized i have a few christmas youmu's, so i'll post em sporadically.
Christian Hughes
Byakuren the former, Benben the latter?
Jonathan Baker
Yukari is a fucking faggot!
Lincoln Gray
Remi has a pretty good "life" too. She's rich as fuck, lives in a huge mansion surrounded by family, friends and servants and is well respected by most other youkai in gensokyo.
Dylan Stewart
Merry christmas /2hug/. I hope you had a good time with family and friends
All I want for christmas this time is that if someone could spoonfeed me the image of Chen raging with motion blur
Jonathan Rogers
Touhou virgin gayplay thread >Forced to talk about a single subject because everything else "derails" it >3 posts per day if you are lucky >Have to share a board with 3DPD trash generals >Has a shitty janny that will ban you and delete your posts for not sharing his shit taste >Elitism and no sense of community >Posters go their way to other boards and shit on every 2hu thread by talking about how "superior" their cuckshed is
/2hug/ Chad General >Can talk about everything and anything you want, including gameplay >Constant stream of content and support >Share a board with great people who actually play video games >Only moderation comes from its users >No elitism, everyone is friendly and willing to help new players >Posters are happy with the community and don't feel the need to go on other boards to shit on other 2hu threads out of spite
Is this motionblurry enough, user? >>Only moderation comes from its users >gets thread deleted twice a week ayy lmao
Owen Bell
Mods only delete stupid OP, they don't target single users inside a thread
Samuel Morris
To be fair, thats been confirmed to be a rogue janitor and not us actually being moderated properly.
Under any other circumstance, we are left pretty much alone.
Levi Cooper
Your first mistake was using a bad, stale meme and your second one was thinking that /2hug/ poster don't go to shitpost to the jay Everything else is objectively true
William Perry
>Only moderation comes from its users it's a shame the users can't ban retards who post the endings.
Aiden Taylor
I mean, so far as going to shitpost in the /jp/ thread, thats just an eye for an eye right there. Terrible though it may be, They do sort of ask for it.
honestly, the best way to get back is to simply ignore them, because the counter-shitposting probably accounts for 1/3 of their daily posts
Ian Nelson
If you had the power, it would be immense. Imagine if any user got a hold of a mods hammer?
Robert Robinson
The no ending posting rule is a meme from the IN era anyway. ZUN stopped giving a shit a long long time ago. Besides it's not like puts any effort into them because they're usually just 2 or 1 line drawing with 2 paragraphs.
Hell, UFO SanaeB's ending is just an explanation of what the UFOs really are, which is explained again in the Extra anyway.
Hunter White
As disgusting as it is, posting endings is not against board rules. You'd lose your janny powers quick if you deleted such posts. >ZUN stopped giving a shit a long long time ago Streaming HSiFS endings on Steam is strictly forbidden. He clearly still gives a shit.
Ian Bell
Its equally shit that both do it but /jp/ crossies are more annoying and petty
Brayden Thompson
>Any replaying of music through the Music Room I hope you also don't listen to any official 2hu music outside the game itself. ZUN SAID SO!
Jeremiah Taylor
>Please note that we prohibit streaming or uploading video footage of "Touhou Tenkuushou ~ Hidden Star in Four Seasons." featuring the following: >Any replaying of music through the Music Room Does that mean ZUN doesn't like having his soundtracks uploaded to Youtube and such?
Dylan Clark
you can't play it through the music room because the music room has little subtitles/explanations for songs that give spoilers. He doesn't care if you listen to it on youtube, but he certainly cares if you steam the music room which has text. You would know actually know this if you bothered to even play ONE game you scum.