>Horde inherits the young inexperienced son of a great faction hero who must learn how to properly lead the entire faction >he's killed off >now Alliance inherits the young inexperienced son of a great faction hero who must learn how to properly lead the entire faction
>Horde adopts a small group of physically-attractive elves who use fundamentally evil and dangerous magic to pursue a greater goal >they're "cured" >now Alliance adopts a small group of physically-attractive elves who use fundamentally evil and dangerous magic to pursue a greater goal
>Horde sees a beloved powerful shaman figure go neutral in order to save the world from an ancient evil, assisting everyone so he can be beloved by both factions >he vanishes >Alliance sees a beloved powerful wizard figure go neutral in order to save the world from an ancient evil, assisting everyone so he can be beloved by both factions
>Horde has a morally grey figure (who happens to be female) that constantly treads the line of right and wrong, so no one knows if she's truly helping us or not >??? >???????
Let me make one thing clear: if the Horde develops anything interesting, and I really do mean ANYTHING, it will be swiftly taken away from them and given to the Alliance. Why? Because Chris Metzen was the only guy at the company who saw the Horde as anything but a faction of ugly mutants appealing solely to hideous neckbeards and should rightfully be less than a fifth the size of the Alliance. They even tried this back in Cataclysm by originally planning Saurfang to be killed off, and then giving the Alliance some faggot worgen named Crowley, who is the bestest physical fighter ever and can defeat entire armies by himself. Yeah, remember Crowley? Probably fucking not. But they tried it anyway because the Horde is never, ever, EVER allowed to have any of the cool shit unless the Alliance can have it too (or better.)
There, half the thread no longer needs to happen, /wowg/.
Grayson Murphy
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Jason Mitchell
Why are horde players so cringe?
Anthony Morris
ding
Caleb Evans
>I want manly elves >beard on elf is cool
Oliver Stewart
because they lack the classiness of alliance pvp culture.
James Rogers
Is the chemo /wowg/ needs?
Isaiah White
What's the best profession if I'm dumb but still want to make money? TSM is really fucking intimidating to learn.
Luke Gray
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Charles Torres
>hahaha bro im not furry but fem pandas are too THICC not not fuck hahaha right
Owen Murphy
Cant decide if I want to wait for a decent wotlk private server, or try retail again. Last time I played was trial of valor.
What should I do? Holy pally if that matters.
Kevin Bennett
probably
Jeremiah Sullivan
who the fuck are you quoting?
Henry Moore
take your meds
Austin Turner
why do people talk about getting mop factions exalted?
Juan Thomas
Seasons greetings boys~
Eli Carter
Why is kannaposter so cringe?
Cooper Lee
cuz mop timealking is out and you can spend your timewalking tokens on rep tokens and hit exalted on shit you're too lazy to get exalted with
Dominic Turner
>panda take your meds please
Bentley Myers
I'm not the schizo guy
David Jones
dumb satania poster
Anthony Bennett
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Adam Wood
Easiest time to do it right now if you slacked during 4.2 drought like me.
Jose Price
>Trying to get the With a Little Helper from My Friends achievement >50 honorable kills without dying There must be a better way than random BGs, they're excruciating at the best of times
Julian Perry
TAKE YOUR MEDS
Benjamin Phillips
>be healer >queue for av >sit in the back and heal ez
Blake Martin
and pls no bulli
Joseph Peterson
Why the fuck is a Hyjal quest considered a "trivial quest" for a level 81 character?
Aaron Reed
I did it during that year with 40vs40 bg.
Caleb Foster
What do you get with exalted I meant.
Alexander Walker
>Log in on some low level alt and queue as a tnak to check something out >Get matched with 4 monks Can't wait for the wails once it turns out every spec scales better like every single other tier in legion
Landon Garcia
>He said WHAT about elves?!
Carson Wilson
>You will never be able to play with lowbies again. >You will never pretend you can't see them behind a bush. >You will never frost trap them, walk up, and end their lives with a singe bullet. >You will never cast AoEs and watch as they try desperatly to avoid them. >You will never chase them. >You will never mind control them. >You will never watch them panick after a sap >You will never get undressed and beat them to death with your autoattacks. >You will never terminator walk after them, and watch them go "OH SHIT" >You will never pay attention to your surroundings ever again, for there is no intelligent creature that could follow you anymore.
I hope you PvE fags are happy, because you keep ruining the parts of this game that makes in unpredictable just so you can do your chores every week. I hope the rewards for staying PvP are good.
Dylan Stewart
goats
Gabriel Evans
do some research.
William Barnes
Alchemy/Herbalism
Parker Flores
mounts and shit
Alexander Johnson
>beard on elves
Adrian Walker
>make a post about WPvP screamers >WPvPer starts screaming
it writes itself
Evan Taylor
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Anthony Robinson
how come WoW doesn't have halflings?
race of the year all years
Hudson Hill
what Tibetan shadow puppet show is this from?
Luke Williams
>Random comes running up to me and asks me if they can kill me 50 times for the achievement >They offer me gold, a trade, anything I want >I just tell them I'd be happy to help, I wasn't really doing anything at the time >They invite me to their guild's discord server >They're in shock that someone would actually help them with the achievement >Befriend all of them even though were opposite faction
BfA was a mistake...
Joshua Gomez
>this retard literally beats his head against against his desk/keyboard every time a rare mount/pet drops from him
worse than pezado
William Flores
drifters i think
Brandon Perry
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Zachary Hill
>queue for AV >don't be bad at the game >?????? >profit
Kayden Robinson
random SLOOT in my random timewalking
Bentley Adams
Turret BGs make this easy.
Wyatt Thompson
>drunkard face yuck
Adrian Wright
You have never had fun in this game, and you only have yourself to blame.
Chase Martin
168k for token is this right?
Jason Campbell
>Random timewalking >Doesn't have all dungeons from the expansion Though addition of pit of saron back in wod or something wasn't a pleasant memory
Carson Harris
>killing people who can't fight back is the only way to have fun
Bentley Sullivan
Don't you have honor hold/thrallmar to clear out, screamer?
Josiah Reyes
>throw blingtron, jeeves, and mailbox down on the Vindicaar and afk with ym warglaives out >after a few minutes some guy runs up and goes "WHO PUT DOWN BLINGTRON?!" >reply with "muah" >he does a /cheer, /love, and /hug emote to me >says he got a legendary out of it
Charles Bennett
you're basically goku
Tyler Clark
Nice game activision
Easton Thompson
Worgen were a mistake
Xavier Campbell
why does someone always say this to random people?
Tyler Reed
femworgen players literally do not deserve a functioning game experience
Justin Williams
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Jacob Ross
Which one for my lock alt, /wowg/?
Caleb Murphy
right actually looks like someone capable of learning to enslave a demon
Oliver Flores
It is about the hunt, not the kill. >You will never again knock lowbies off ledges. >You will never again follow them until they reach a safe settlement, then wait until they leave before killing them. >You will never again circle around them on a mount, knowing that they know.
I have fond memories of being chased by a gnome warrior into warsong hold in borean tundra, it was very funny.
Ayden Myers
If I made a guild I wouldn't allow any worgen and would kick anyone who even suggested inviting one
Nathaniel Harris
Left, but give it pink hair.
Carson Walker
>alt meme Have fun leveling for 24 hours.
Julian Murphy
get a life
Caleb Gonzalez
I play a panda and I'd have to agree.
Jaxon Adams
with the guy banning worgen, I mean
Daniel Johnson
>raider.io score is 2185 >wowprogress score is 1970
Nolan Hughes
>want to buy a mount >will be literally left with 3k gold if i buy it
Luis Davis
You will never need to buy that mount again.
Aaron Morales
Functional gaming experience
Nicholas Bailey
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Kayden Butler
random SLOOT again
Benjamin Allen
I main a fempander ask me anything.
Nolan Hughes
You buy it once, and you will always have it. Which means there will be less things to spend gold on.
Michael Stewart
AH mount or npc mount?
Jacob Smith
jk it's me~!
Ian Ross
AH
Xavier Evans
why the FUCK do you care, HUH?
Isaiah Powell
Then buy it now because it can alway get more expensive next expansion