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Episode 1: The Panda Menace

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Previous thread:

I AM MY SCARS

>Horde inherits the young inexperienced son of a great faction hero who must learn how to properly lead the entire faction
>he's killed off
>now Alliance inherits the young inexperienced son of a great faction hero who must learn how to properly lead the entire faction

>Horde adopts a small group of physically-attractive elves who use fundamentally evil and dangerous magic to pursue a greater goal
>they're "cured"
>now Alliance adopts a small group of physically-attractive elves who use fundamentally evil and dangerous magic to pursue a greater goal

>Horde sees a beloved powerful shaman figure go neutral in order to save the world from an ancient evil, assisting everyone so he can be beloved by both factions
>he vanishes
>Alliance sees a beloved powerful wizard figure go neutral in order to save the world from an ancient evil, assisting everyone so he can be beloved by both factions

>Horde has a morally grey figure (who happens to be female) that constantly treads the line of right and wrong, so no one knows if she's truly helping us or not
>???
>???????

Let me make one thing clear: if the Horde develops anything interesting, and I really do mean ANYTHING, it will be swiftly taken away from them and given to the Alliance. Why? Because Chris Metzen was the only guy at the company who saw the Horde as anything but a faction of ugly mutants appealing solely to hideous neckbeards and should rightfully be less than a fifth the size of the Alliance. They even tried this back in Cataclysm by originally planning Saurfang to be killed off, and then giving the Alliance some faggot worgen named Crowley, who is the bestest physical fighter ever and can defeat entire armies by himself. Yeah, remember Crowley? Probably fucking not. But they tried it anyway because the Horde is never, ever, EVER allowed to have any of the cool shit unless the Alliance can have it too (or better.)

for those DANK goat mounts

Today, a legend was born

is good?

Inb4:
>Thick belfs
>Modded belfs
>Horde cringe
>Retard
>cropped Draenei porn
>literal perfection!
>Official Tier lists

There, half the thread no longer needs to happen, /wowg/.

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Why are horde players so cringe?

ding

>I want manly elves
>beard on elf is cool

because they lack the classiness of alliance pvp culture.

Is the chemo /wowg/ needs?

What's the best profession if I'm dumb but still want to make money? TSM is really fucking intimidating to learn.

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>hahaha bro im not furry but fem pandas are too THICC not not fuck hahaha right

Cant decide if I want to wait for a decent wotlk private server, or try retail again. Last time I played was trial of valor.

What should I do? Holy pally if that matters.

probably

who the fuck are you quoting?

take your meds

why do people talk about getting mop factions exalted?

Seasons greetings boys~

Why is kannaposter so cringe?

cuz mop timealking is out and you can spend your timewalking tokens on rep tokens and hit exalted on shit you're too lazy to get exalted with

>panda
take your meds please

I'm not the schizo guy

dumb satania poster

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Easiest time to do it right now if you slacked during 4.2 drought like me.

>Trying to get the With a Little Helper from My Friends achievement
>50 honorable kills without dying
There must be a better way than random BGs, they're excruciating at the best of times

TAKE YOUR MEDS

>be healer
>queue for av
>sit in the back and heal
ez

and pls no bulli

Why the fuck is a Hyjal quest considered a "trivial quest" for a level 81 character?

I did it during that year with 40vs40 bg.

What do you get with exalted I meant.

>Log in on some low level alt and queue as a tnak to check something out
>Get matched with 4 monks
Can't wait for the wails once it turns out every spec scales better like every single other tier in legion

>He said WHAT about elves?!

>You will never be able to play with lowbies again.
>You will never pretend you can't see them behind a bush.
>You will never frost trap them, walk up, and end their lives with a singe bullet.
>You will never cast AoEs and watch as they try desperatly to avoid them.
>You will never chase them.
>You will never mind control them.
>You will never watch them panick after a sap
>You will never get undressed and beat them to death with your autoattacks.
>You will never terminator walk after them, and watch them go "OH SHIT"
>You will never pay attention to your surroundings ever again, for there is no intelligent creature that could follow you anymore.

I hope you PvE fags are happy, because you keep ruining the parts of this game that makes in unpredictable just so you can do your chores every week. I hope the rewards for staying PvP are good.

goats

do some research.

Alchemy/Herbalism

mounts and shit

>beard on elves

>make a post about WPvP screamers
>WPvPer starts screaming

it writes itself

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how come WoW doesn't have halflings?

race of the year all years

what Tibetan shadow puppet show is this from?

>Random comes running up to me and asks me if they can kill me 50 times for the achievement
>They offer me gold, a trade, anything I want
>I just tell them I'd be happy to help, I wasn't really doing anything at the time
>They invite me to their guild's discord server
>They're in shock that someone would actually help them with the achievement
>Befriend all of them even though were opposite faction

BfA was a mistake...

>this retard literally beats his head against against his desk/keyboard every time a rare mount/pet drops from him

worse than pezado

drifters i think

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>queue for AV
>don't be bad at the game
>??????
>profit

random SLOOT in my random timewalking

Turret BGs make this easy.

>drunkard face
yuck

You have never had fun in this game, and you only have yourself to blame.

168k for token
is this right?

>Random timewalking
>Doesn't have all dungeons from the expansion
Though addition of pit of saron back in wod or something wasn't a pleasant memory

>killing people who can't fight back is the only way to have fun

Don't you have honor hold/thrallmar to clear out, screamer?

>throw blingtron, jeeves, and mailbox down on the Vindicaar and afk with ym warglaives out
>after a few minutes some guy runs up and goes "WHO PUT DOWN BLINGTRON?!"
>reply with "muah"
>he does a /cheer, /love, and /hug emote to me
>says he got a legendary out of it

you're basically goku

Nice game activision

Worgen were a mistake

why does someone always say this to random people?

femworgen players literally do not deserve a functioning game experience

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Which one for my lock alt, /wowg/?

right actually looks like someone capable of learning to enslave a demon

It is about the hunt, not the kill.
>You will never again knock lowbies off ledges.
>You will never again follow them until they reach a safe settlement, then wait until they leave before killing them.
>You will never again circle around them on a mount, knowing that they know.

I have fond memories of being chased by a gnome warrior into warsong hold in borean tundra, it was very funny.

If I made a guild I wouldn't allow any worgen and would kick anyone who even suggested inviting one

Left, but give it pink hair.

>alt meme
Have fun leveling for 24 hours.

get a life

I play a panda and I'd have to agree.

with the guy banning worgen, I mean

>raider.io score is 2185
>wowprogress score is 1970

>want to buy a mount
>will be literally left with 3k gold if i buy it

You will never need to buy that mount again.

Functional gaming experience

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random SLOOT again

I main a fempander ask me anything.

You buy it once, and you will always have it. Which means there will be less things to spend gold on.

AH mount or npc mount?

jk it's me~!

AH

why the FUCK do you care, HUH?

Then buy it now because it can alway get more expensive next expansion

do NOT reply to me again

meds

I bet it's something dumb like Jeweled Panther

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its the depleted rocket, yes i'm 100k gold poor

just saw two guys ERP outside the draenor garrison lmao

guess who got a mofuggin GOAT

Why not just sell a WoW token babybear?

>finally able to play during reset night
>350 ping
I guess my score is staying low then

ew