Overwatch General - /owg/

>people itt actually play ow on console

Are they called smurfs because it's always people that autolock the blue bitch?

Which Hero is the biggest retard magnet?

this can't be real.

Mercy, Winston, Symmetra

Mercy

HOW IS SHE ALIVE

Girls cant marry girls

>mercy mains complaining about junkrat

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Mercy, Genji, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Junkrat

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

The term goes back to the Warcraft 2-3 days, where good players would create new accounts named "PapaSmurf" and "Smurfette" to prey on newer players.

>that feel when you realize d.va color scheme is actually a lighter color of the south korean flag
>s76 wears the same color scheme but for the american flag
Look at these patriotic nerds wearing their home flag.

>Anyone above 2k complaining about Junkrat

Where did the whole Soldier/D.Va angle come from?

Wins and losses don't matter, your performance does.

>he plays cuckrat

Forced 50 is the most frustrating thing ever, it's infuriating even in the arcade and QP.

Queen of all she surveys.

Even pros complain about Junkrat being a braindead and annoying character.

age gap degenerates. same reason dva/mercy is a thing

Most people ship them as father and daughter.

>big winstreak
>big loss streak
>big winstreak
>big loss streak
>climb like 40 SR each time
I sure do love this forced 50 meme

>tfw D.Va is slowly getting more and more Korean dialogue
It's so fucking cute.

It is on new accounts.

>she plays comp

>people
>ship

The only reason placement matches exist is to patch the stupid bullshit forced 50. Otherwise it's take you several months to climb a few hundred SR.

This

PETER I CANT BELIEVE YOU KILLED SOLDIER 76 FROM OVERWATCH AND NOW YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE OVERWATCH TO TAKE HIS PLACE AND DELIVER THE PAYLOAD TO THE DESTINATION, PETER

*3rd world ooga boogaing*
wow what a beautiful language

>199935174
>he's still playing d.va in english

Ok faggot, they pair them up as father and daughter because of the age gap and color setup

Bloo Waifoo will never wrap her grapple line around your throat and slowly choke you to death while she rides herself to orgasm on your dick.

And I thought tracerfags were annoying with their "TRACER IS A BOY AND SHE SMELLS LIKE A BOY XDDDD" posting, this is a whole new level

I can't wait for Disney to buy Overwatch

>remove second Mine, move detonator to mine button
>can now place two Traps that can be out together, entire team now alerted when they're triggered
>RMB now fires a frag grenade that lays an area of scrap pieces where it hits that damage and slow anyone inside it

There, now Junkrat is an actual Defense character who needs skill instead of a Reaper mkII DPS.

Why would disney buy a sinking ship

guys what do you think Zarya's butt smells like

*uses semi-moon runes*
Korean is disgusting

Well, they bought Star Wars...

That's literally 1 shitposter.

Hey Louise, I'm one tricking Hanzo. Mehehehehehe

What alien race is this supposed to be?

>Literally mei irl
gooklovers BTFO

A sinking ship that is making them billions.

Amélie is best

i climbed 2000 sr in several months. This forced 50 meme is only spouted by hardstuck players who refuse to improve sufficiently to climb

disgusting IRL AND ingame
wew lad

Playing as Mei and bullying Mercy is my passion

Why is it so much easier to rank up during the end of season? I was a bronze pleb forever (700sr) and finally made it to silver

>talking shit of asians

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I believe it is of the Gook-Chink-Nip sub species. They scare easy, but they come back, and in greater numbers.

Apparently her VA had a miscarriage.

Cause no one gives a shit anymore, they got their season high so now they just troll/fuck around

I didn't ask for your life story boi.

>be 25
>have the face of a 10 year old
What deformity is this?

Being an asian female who wears lots of makeup

>widownigger """"banter""""

Symmetra by far

Kek. Wouldn't be supersized if she was a coalburner

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I'm beginning to think they have a shieeeeeld generator!

Oh boy I sure enjoy being the scapegoat for shitters so they can get their forced 50% winrate, not frustrating at all, I don't regret buying the game in the slightest!

Wooh, Sombra skin get.
Now I no longer give a shit about this event.

Reminder that Widowmaker's voice actor is a massive commie who wrote a book called "fuck the government"

I'm getting the feeling they have a shield generator

Yes user, you're the only amazing one and you would win every time if not for those meddling kids!

Get over yourself, champ.

This is some new age shitposting.

ZE ENEMY HAZ A TELEPROTEEUR

oh look, a plastic

I heard widow's VA doesn't celebrate christmas and that is why widow will never get a christmas related skin. Probably because she is of the Jewish faith huh.

>burger in charge of reading french
regime means diet you dumbo.

koreans overrated

>Reminder that this Comp season ends in about a day

Ni How!

The face of the one on the right freaks me out. It's like she's just recovered from a bomb to the face..

>widow VA voices widow in the french dub
>widow fags are still playing her in english

Literally why.
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I unironically think she's kinda cute

the deformity called plastic surgery

>fuck the diet
that's even worse

>she

>managed to get comfortably into Diamond while also playing enough to get to 2,250 CP to get another gold
>won't decay within the time between now and end of season
>can just play QP and DM until end of season now

>met my season goals and can now just spend all day every day playing D.Va
Feels good

whoa when did hiro add sound to webms outside of /gif/ ??

It's an outside link.

I'm fucking retarded.

Yes, that's true. But which hero do you main, just for reference.

French dubs are usually quite horrible. I wouldn't be able to support the cringe inducing voice of the other characters just because of widowmaker's voice

Compare her to the one that should have taken her role instead, but got killed of for some reason.