/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Cute Strategist Edition

Previous thread of news:
Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/Gq3pxGqc
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6
Three Kingdoms 2010: pastebin.com/yTcAccLy

Dynasty Warriors 9 New Gameplay Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmBdlHcHH7paWcO8ucTw-UqwlEWUhvUS7

/eagg/ Approved Gameplay:
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Bulletin:
-KT confirmed a God
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You, Cao Xiu and Xin Xianying are newcomers.
-Some characters have a mix of pre-DW6 designs with DW8 aesthetics.
-Aside from the usual costume, informal clothes are confirmed to be in.
-DW9 will be open world. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-DW9 will be out in February 8th in Japan and February 13th worldwide
-He has no claws, he has no grace, this change is a fucking disgrace and yet he is still beautiful~
-They took Sun Ce's fucking tonfas
-They took the fucking flute from best girl
-They fixed Sanniang's slut outfit
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Warriors All-Stars out now and it's shit. SHIIIIT.
-Fire Emblem Warriors is also out for those who still care.
-Reportedly, DW9 will have a roster of exactly 90 characters so that's all the new adds we will have. (Unconfirmed)
-You can literally buy a shack for Lu Lingqi in DW9. Fortunately, you cannot burn it.
-Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun are clones of each other.
-Taishi Ci, Xiahou Yuan and Yue Jin share the Twin Rods, and it's shit.
-Xun Yu is fujos' new favorite boy.

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Why does Jiang Wei sound like Mickey Mouse?

>twin rods

benevolence overdose.

The same reason why Sun Quan sounds like a 16 year old nerd: the English voices are closer to the Japanese than you think.

He sounds more like buzz lightyear.

I think you need to watch toy story again.

Once was enough tbqh.

It's really cold outside right now. I wish I had my own Wang Yuanji body pillow to cuddle up with. Life is hard.

Go to bed Shi.

Who knew pixiv had such great content?

>wang yi's neck
>wang yi x ma chao in general

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Nips believe trying to kill the person who murdered your family means you want to fuck them.

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I'd prefer you not speak of my teats in that manner.

Stop.

Go!

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>the image that killed /eagg/

where are you getting these?

death to wu

Pixiv. Just copy paste the kanji for the desired character into the search box.

Bullshit, I try to search up pictures of 李大目 and I get nothing.

I'm sure there are a couple people that wanted to fuck John Wayne Gacy.

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dadudu lmao!

pixiv is the only good place for musou shit

This is cancer but I don't see how it's any worse than all the faggoty fujoshit that infested the previous thread to be honest. Or even some of the other crack pairings people here have.

Will DW9 let us use multiple characters? They're the best thing about SW4 and FEW.

>using curved sword, then flying sword, and now regular sword to go super fast with dash characters
this is so fun are there any other weapons it works with

heave ho bang bump rollin rollin down the hole.

Curse you drunk vision.

Dynasty Warriors 8 Turbo Ultra Deluxe Do Not Pursue edition is on sale for real cheap on ps4 right now, and I never got the chance to play it. Should I pick it up or wait for 9?

You should buy it.

You should definitely get it.

Thanks for the input, guys. It's actually been a long time since I've played a mainline DW game and I wanted to get back into it because they're great fun and stress relief for me. I'm downloading it now.

>not gay for Xun Yu
You're a real faggot.

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I'm curious for when this location becomes one big battlefield once we get to the Red Cliff fight:


youtu.be/d3XJHDkI7cE

I hope DW9 has more cutscenes like the Yu Jin end in DW8XL where they show the officers as a whole interacting with each other

usually characters seem to have only interactions with a couple of ones that they had famous dealings with, but then nobody else.

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>Xun Yu taken Xiahou Dun's place as the new demo guy

B A S E D F U J O
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>Nip Shufags

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I wish to anoint Cai Wenji's previous body with oils.

nice german

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The only good Ma Chao x Wang Yi art in this thread.

>good Ma Chao x Wang Yi

That's one ugly cat.

If I was the emperor I would have lots of pussies in my palace
get it?

Yes, to take care of the disease-ridden rats.

>Smiles in Sanguo

>that dislikes bar in Zhou Tai video
Damn, he have his sheath in the render, but in the actual gameplay, he doesn't have it. The Japs are getting more and more angry with this lmao.

So Cao Cao had over 25 children, maybe more but the most famous were Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, Cao Ang, Cao Zhang, Cao Xiong, Cao Chong, Cao Jie and Cao Yu. Who were the others? Did they hold some kind of important positition?

It's understandable, the render is false advertising. Koei is pretty much trolling the fans.

>Cao Ang, Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, Cao Zhi, Cao Xiong, Cao Shuo, Cao Shong, Cao Ju, Cao Yu, Cao Lin, Cao Gun, Cao Xuan, Cao Jun, Cao Ju, Cao Gan, Cao Shan, Cao Biao, Cao Qin, Cao Cheng, Cao Zheng, Cao Jing, Cao Jun, Cao Ji, Cao Hui, Cao Mao (not that one).

The only one that is notable aside from the biggest names is Cao Biao, who Wang Ling (Wang Yun's son) tried to raise as an Emperor in defiance of Sima Yi. He was forced to commit suicide.

You guys want the sheath? Prepare your wallet for the future DLC contents ;)

Koei is becoming like Apple at this point. Greedy as fuck.

His main activities were being on war, poetry, banquets and smashing in, it seems

DOA 5 has 2,000 US dollars worth of DLC. KOEI is "becoming" like Apple? Apple needs to step up their game.

you appear to have mistaken Loki for that ugly bitch Bao Sanniang

Why do spinoffs not have combo count?

What is with nips and suplexes/piledrivers?

I mean I'm not complaining since they're rad af, it's just kind of strange.

At least he was still doing a bunch of his old moves anyway. Though it's weird to see him sheathing the sword into his fucking hand.

I wouldn't say that's a nip thing. it's just a niche thing. You're more likely to see it in weird ass art like this than just some random jack off on the street talking about suplexes and shit. Wrestling is semi popular in a niche way in a number of countries, but Japan loves to draw the shit.

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suplexes are good

In the novel, Sima Yi duels with Wei Yan. I had to read this quite a few times to make sure I wasn't imagining things

>2,000 US dollars worth of DL
What the fuck dude... Are you serious?
His left hand is supposed to be flying off lmao

Double checked, I was off by 1,000. But it's still over 1,000...

so I'm a guy that only played till dynasty warriors 5 extreme legends
tell me about dynasty warriors 8

getting 1000 KOs is really easy now

bretty fun, go ahead and buy it if you're thinking about it.

Also, don't fall for the weapon switching jew. Just do two of the characters main weapons but with different alignments or w/e it's called.

You can buy a iPhone X with that money. Apple's accessories are pretty much expensive too, if you count them all together.

does empires mode still exist or?

>meanwhile at WWE

Do IPhones come with cute, not legal at all waifus though?

Yes, but don't get it on PC. It crashes more than Paul Walker.

separate game goy

Is it bad that I actively wish for her to get injured? Not die or anything. Nothing serious either. That's too far. But like... break a finger or something. Maybe an ankle. That way she is just never on my TV.

Yes, apparently DW8E kind of sucks tho. It has a bunch of a cool new movesets so it can't be all that bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=KSgze6XbOpI

5 mins in for based Adou with a fucking bench.

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In DW4 and DW6, Sima Yi can convince Wei Yan to join him. That's pretty neat of Koei.

Would you kiss this man?

Is it wrong that I pronounce "eagg" as "egg"? :)

It's definitely wrong but that's how I read it in my head half the time.

leggo my eaggo :^)))

>tfw if he joins Wei he proves Zhuge Liang right. But Wei treats him well. Ma Dai would hate him as well.
>tfw he stays with Shu where Kongming still hates him and he gets betrayed
He cant win.

youtube.com/watch?v=UVKN8JtWRhc

this is gold, how could they not do it in the 2010 TV series?

Lack of budgets/money.

Damn those bulls got killed for real in the movie! Chinese are savages lmao

He might as well join Wei. Ma Dai will kill him anyway if he stays in Shu. But yeah, he's actually loyal but too arrogant and Kongming doesn't like him to begin with.

Why is /an/ and /asp/ posting here?

hahahhahaha
I didn't think I'd see juggernauts working in real life

also did you know? Guan Yu invented the abacus

>knows they use animals before battle
>has juggernauts before battle
>lets a bunch of shu soldiers die so he can swoop in and get the credit
the eternal zhuge strikes again

Those animals on fire look very real...
what if actually...
no, that can't be

Threadly reminder that Dong Zhuo did nothing wrong.

He died like a bitch so it's all good.