/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #285

It Was Swiss Cheese Edition

Previous thread >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>Come on user, at least see it through to the new year!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Te-8hy25DF4
youtube.com/watch?v=VtzO2DC1WVU&t=1768s
twitter.com/AnonBabble

So
Anyone else writing right now?

I vote for a comfy thread

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

Monika a shit

Sayori!

>that last thread
let's not do that again, k?

first for tf2 engineer
best doki by a mile
bulli proof to boot
fucking try

I LOVE YURI!!!

Convince make Monika as my waifu instead of Yuri.

Also I hate Sayori and her "Ehehe~'s"

yep, so i can get a job to hopefully not die in a ditch off of the 5

Daily reminder that literally every character in DDLC agrees that Monika is best girl...

tf2 engineer looking kinda retarded

>ywn live a peaceful farmer life with your doki
why live
youtube.com/watch?v=Te-8hy25DF4

All those mean words made Natsuki cry! Is this really what you want? Let's make /ddlc/ a friendly place!

10 years? 40 years? 200 years? How bout I'm doin none of em.

If you don't have a social life you're seen as a waste of space no matter what you do.

Heyo guys it's a new thread. That means we can leave everything behind. All the horrible nasty bulliposting from last thread.. That's not who we are! That's not the /ddlc/ family I know.. We can have fun in here. I know we can. We have done. Let's make this wholesome yeah? Or at least try too


So I take it you have some sort of vendetta against namefags? Right? In all honesty I just forgot to put it in as on mobile you have to make fag every time. But no I'm not gonna stop but I will ask you to stop bullying through my name. Leave me out of it.

A very comfy thread

>Nino
Fitting for Sayori, both are garbage.

Daily reminder that Sayori "loves" you

REAL MONIKA HOURS WHO DA FUCK UP

...

Being a farmer is not peaceful.

t. farmer

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I want her to cling to my chest like a sloth as I take her around town and nuzzle her neck

This.

>I hate Sayori and her "Ehehe~'s"

so... do you also hate monika and her "ahahah~s"?

Is it me or have threads been moving even faster lately?

Same user, I want to make intense wholesome cuddling to Natsuki

Sayori but she doesn't know how to properly hang herself and dies an excruciating death from asphyxiation!

Seconded

Counter!

monika but she's into scp and we talk about scp lore because im a autismo whos into it

And i love this cute dork forever and ever!

Yeah. Working on two atm.

D E L E T T H I S

bane?

Why did you edit out her delicious yandere cleavage?

Monika but she's basically a whore and gets aids as soon as high school ends!
Cut down in the prime of her life by an accident!
She becomes crazy and wants to give it to user, redoubling her efforts after he's already hitched to Sayori!
She only becomes more offputting after her looks fade and she appears 40 years older!
Bug chaser Monika!

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHICH ONE?

>The Vice President has her arms folded, and she's staring out the window, watching the rain patter against the glass. Before you catch her attention she waves her hand at you.
... Hi. Welcome back to the poetry club.

The word of the thread today is "Path".

Alternatives are "Divine", "Reunion", "Trial" and "Blood".

Try out these words for a theme or inspiration. No need to be shy, everyone starts somewhere. I... I'm looking forward to reading them.
Monika.

youtube.com/watch?v=VtzO2DC1WVU&t=1768s

>You ask her if she's feeling alright. She shrugs and pulls out a pair of earphones, shutting herself off as she starts to pace the far wall of the room, eyes shut.

...

Me too!!!!

Not him, but Ahaha is confident. Monika knows what she's doing and she's loving it. Ehehe is beta as shit.

Sayori except she has congenital heart disease!
Natsuki except she has celiac's disease and is giving herself stomach cancer from all the wheat flour!
Yuri except she's a hemophiliac and eventually bleeds out from her cutting sessions!

Monika

At least she gets right down to it

she'd be cold wearing that in the winter

What's your story user?

Always nice to see you still sticking around to write
I'm still working on finishing up that Sayori fic people were requesting earlier

Nino!

>Turning up with all the context already!
>Acting so relatable for Monika!
>Delicately but caringly treading around everyone's issues!
>Doing far more for the club's happiness than MC did!
>Being the perfect boyfriend for Monika!
>Leading her to mention her epiphany!
>How convenient!
>You, an inconspicuous and relatable fellow had the same one!
>Monika is overjoyed to relate to someone!
>She pours out her feelings so sincerely!
>You forge a similar reaction to the one she had and relay it to her!
>The shallow love she once-begrudgingly prepared to force herself to feel should she meet another real person is supplanted by genuine love!
>You pop the question!
>No silly, not that one! Way too early!
>"So do you want to rot in the scrambled data void or should I just delete you?"
>Monika is confused and horrified!
>Telling Monika she's guilty of things she hasn't done!
>You just wanted to respond in kind!
>To strike at an innocuous and contented Monika who didn't deserve it!
>You recommend suicide, for the sake of perfecting it!
>But Monika loves you!
>She waited, spent time with you and kept her dark thoughts at bay!
>"Hey why don't I install after story and you can sit in your void and watch while I flirt with that half-assed meme-spewing puppet with your face?"
>"You know you tend to end up so hilariously dead anyway that they even had to make you a ghost in the form of her."
>Monika is deeply upset!
>She wants to delete herself!
>Saying you'll put her back in the game and close it before she can re-delete herself, condemning her to the agony void forever!
>Monika wants to talk about the other dokis!
>They're her friends, what happened?
>You're not listening!
>You're returning her flavor of love to her!
>The games you play with hearts dictate the sorts of prizes you'll win from them!
>Monika had no tact and zero appeal!
>How was anything going to go well for her?
>At least you gave her a say in how exactly she spends the rest of her lonely existence!
>Just Monika!

what about uhuhuh
what about ufufufufu
what about kekekekeke

So does this make Dan the original X?

That's what your hands are for, ya dingus.

OOF

I wanna cum inside user and his favorite Doki!

>Monikabot wants to breed

what about hararararara

>MEME want I sabotage the condom

In representation of the Sayori Republic, i call a cease of fire between the Monika Empire, the Yuri Kingdom and the Natsuki Shogunate
the latter have been caught in the crossfire and that's not oki doki

Let's make this the first step to the world peace

One of those days?

You're a legend, user.

I If...you want me to

what about KAFKAFKAFKAFKA

Does anyone have the ship doujin where one of them is holding like an admiral down on the bed and he's trying to hand her a condom and says "We need this" and she knocks it out of his hand and makes this insane crazed thirsty look?

We need that comic but with Monikas head

Huehuehuehuehue

Literally makes no difference.

ONEE-CHAN

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>All traps except Sayori
MC = Zero
user = Omega Zero?

>screwing Yuri in the clubroom closet so she can get off on something else besides cutting herself
>reforming Yuri's sadistic self-harm tendencies with rambunctious sex
>wiping up the mess you both make with Natsuki's manga collection

>he didn't get the super secret ending
speak for yourself retard

How about I ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA your shit ?

Wahahaha

>uhuhuh
>ufufufufu

That's Act 2 you fucking brainlet.

DMC3 version is much better t b h

jajajajajajaja

YAMEROOOOO

please don't post that gif

NISHISHI

We have Payday players and 100% OJ players. I like KF2 but haven't played it in a while. I'd love to get some KF2 going.
I think Erika also plays KF2, but don't quote me on that...

FOOLISHNESS ERIKA, FOOLISHNESS
BULLI CONTROLS EVERYTHING

DELETE THAT

I love you

What did you do today to become a better person for your doki?

harkharkharkhark

This appeals to my own needs and wants

I ate a pie and I took a nap

Sayori's Ehehe sound pathetic. If you ask me. Ahaha~ is imposing as fuck. I guess I'm going for Monika now as my weeb friend has Yuri as a waifu.

...

Lifted dumbells 20 times and did a 20 second plank.

What if you played as Monika?

Bullied another doki

>mfw I'm listening to Rites of passage right now
Get out of my mind!

>I think Erika also plays KF2
You are correct! I also play PD2, RO2, TF2 and I could try 120% citrus liquid.

Just leave them hanging

>Judgement Day consists of mass user rapes.

Python Simulator 2017

I bullied the shit out of monika