/utg/ - Undertale General

It is canon that hugging a dreemurr is like putting on a pair of undies straight out of the dryer.

You mean uncomfortably warm

Even the fish Dreemurr and the lizard Dreemurr?

Lizard bellies are unbelievably soft

But can they hug you back?

/r/equesting more pictures of monsters acting like cute/funny animals.

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Depends. Tegus can be surprisingly intelligent and curious, and are even capable of affection

youtube.com/watch?v=tTTbxgV50Sc&t=6s

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> lizard licking fucking everything it comes across just to be sure to know how it smells
> images of Undyne and Alphys moving into a new house
Imagine Undyne's face when Alphys insists on licking every corner of the house before anything else.

She's more than well aware of Alphys' oral fixation

Roll games are banworthy here on Veeky Forums along with other things of that nature. Hungergames shit especially

Roll

Alphys getting taken to the bonezone tonight.

whats all this then?

Reminder that if you hate Chara and forgave Asgore or Asriel then you missed the entire point of the game

>b-b-but Asriel did nothing wrong
wrong
>b-b-but Toriel isn't perfect
Shit ton better than Asgore
>b-b-but forgiveness
not canon, faggot

hotte boye

What if I think Chara's a shithead, Asriel's a murderer but i like him anyways, Asgore is flawed and Toriel is an alcoholic and shitty guardian?

not canon, faggot

this Toriel literally did nothing wrong and everything can and should be blamed on Asgore and Alphys.

Then you would be right.

Happy 2018 everyone. In case people don't tell you enough, you deserve to be loved. Remember that for the year and years to come.

Thank you user

posting drinking undertales
in a happy way preferably, going drinking with my pals in a few hours

>tfw don't drink

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All right, the new scans should be available here:
drive.google.com/open?id=1yScs-jwF2h1Z3tT1iUP6MVnsztr4P_4i

I still need to rescan a few pages of art, but every story is there. Edit them however you like, and please don't feel obligated to translate them all! I know it's a lot of text!

Let me know if there any problems, or if you'd prefer me to upload them to another site. I may not respond tonight, but I typically check the thread each morning.

And Happy New Year!

You would be wrong

i only do it when my friends want to
not out of peer pressure, but because it's a good limit and always fun
also only do it that much because i prefer to smoke the devil's lettuce in my own time

would you a skeleton?

Completely canon
Stop reading fanfiction, user

I'd hang with him, but nah
but I'd a fish any day of the week

No, Christmas goes through to the Epiphany on the 6th of January. Better get writing again!

Here is the non-edit

not canon, faggot. your headfanon isn't conducive towards actual reality.

Finally. The real image.

Thanks again for taking the time and effort to do this, user.

These are really nice! I think there's only one missing page (in "Lambency"), so could you please add that to your pages to rescan later? No rush, though. I'm still working on a rough script anyway (and cursing all of Sans' shitty puns that only work in Japanese).

Happy New Year to you, too! Hope you enjoy the rest of your vacation.

Um, excuse me

My canon is reality

>edgeriel will never hug you tight

Ah, thank you for catching that! The missing page should be there now.

Wrong again.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

But can she beat Ramses and secure money for the orphans?

But can the Spider stop Eon the Terrible from stopping the new year from coming, making it 2017 forever!?

replace chara with blueberry and it's right

But can she help me overcome my fear of driving?

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Perfect

>Dog gets stroke or whatever
>The only vet that's open over New Year's doesn't have the equipment to check him out
>He gets worse and worse and now he can't see or even settle down and go to sleep and just walks into walls at 3AM and growls at the other dog
Post cute Undertales please

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Happy new year spiderman!

If this is true then I'm sorry for your dog user.

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stop posting undertales, this is just an undertale thread

>AnonLogic.exe has stopped responding

wht game is this

I'm depressed, please post sad dads

want to get it off your chest?

How about Your boy Northernlion?

I unfollowed him when he started to play Undertale

No you didn't.

I literally did, not even joking.

Who is this?

NL's neither sad nor a dad though

Why do luchadores always have great dick sucking lips?

I think it's just accentuated by the mouth opening.
Ethnicity may play a role too. I dunno

No you didn't.
Scumbag fuccboi egglion.
He is dad to tomo and is occasionally sad.

>No you didn't.
I really really did, i'll refollow him later but I didn't want to see that on my youtube feed

So why are you here if you hate Undertale? It doesn't take a genius to see you dislike it because you unfollowed him for the sole reason of Undertale.

I like Undertale, but I don't want to see him play it.

Then just ignore it instead of unfollowing. It's not that hard.

Then exercise a modicum of self restraint and don't click on those videos? Unless simply seeing the fact that he's doing it upsets you in which case that's a whole other personal problem.

No, why does this upset you?

Is he one of those people that put in those caps lock titles with their faces in the thumbnails?

I am full of hot wings, alcohol, and happiness, I can only hope the rest of you guys posting and lurking here are enjoying a safe, warm holiday

FUCK YOU

I am sober and full of chicken and dumplings

Life is good

Burden of proof is on you first Jerry

>I can only hope the rest of you guys posting and lurking here are enjoying a safe, warm holiday
Thanks man

Bacon n eggs.

Chocolate chip pancakes

late but this is really qt thanks

Cream gravy

spodr isn't always cute

Are you sure there isn't something he lacks nutrition-wise? Or do carnivores just generally not have deficiencies?

stars and rainbows

>spodr isn't always cute
lies and blasphemy

bagels and french toast