Name your country/state and the WE WUZisms associated with it

Name your country/state and the WE WUZisms associated with it

I'll start
>Michigan
>WE WUZ LUMBERJACK PIONEERZ
>WE WUZ CARR CAPITUL OF DA WORLD

But you're doing it wrong you fucking idiot. It's not a meme if they actually was you dumbfuck.

>Croatia
>WE WUZ SOLDIERS N SHIET! NAPOLEAN SAID HE COULD CONQUER THE WORLD WITH 5000 CROATS N SHIET! TITO WON WWII SINGLE HANDEDLY BECAUSE OF DALMATIAN PARTISANS N SHIET!
>WE WUZ AMERICANS N SHIET! CROATOAN ISLAND WAS CROATIA N SHIET!

Sweden, Skåne

>WE WUZ SNAPPHANAR (pro-danish guerilla fighters who fought against the swedification of Skåne) AND SHIT!

>new york
we don't have any WE WUZ shit because we still iz

Serbia

>WE WUZ EMPRARS N SHIEEET
>WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEET
>WE WUZ ILLYRIANS N SHIIIET
>WE WUZ SCIENTASTS N SHIIIIIET
>BOSNIANS WERE US N SHIIIIIET
>WE HAD DA RENAYSANS N SHIIIET
>WE WUZ REZIZTING DA TURKS N SHIIIET
>LITERALLY ALL SOUTH SLAVS WAZ US N SHIIIIET

Well, there's a grain of truth in everything (especially the Kangz&Emprars shiiet) but most of it is just nationalist circlejerking by far-right and radical parties.

sorta off-topic: can anyone explain the "Finno-Korrean war" meme to me, I only get that it has something to do with them not being PIE.

Texas
>WE WUZ COWBOYZ N SHEEIT
alternatively
>WE WUZ APOCALYPTO

Oh and of course,

>WE WUZ DOING NUFFIN WRONG IN BOSNIA AND KOSOVO, FREE KARADŽIĆ N SHIIET

Philippines.
>WE WUZ RAJAHS/DATUS/SULTANS N SHIET.
>WE WUZ CIVILIZED BEFORE COLONIZATION N SHIET.
>WE WUZ LOYAL SPANISH SUBJECTS TIL WE WERE ANGRY N SHIET.
>WE WUZ FIRST ASIAN REPUBLIC N SHIET.

Ohio
>WE WUZ JOHNNY APPLESEEDS N SHEEIT
>WE WUZ PRESIDENTS N SHEEIT
>WE WUZ NAVAL GENIUSES N SHEEIT
(soon)
>WE WUZ LEBRON JAMESES AND SHEEIT
Just for context on the last two, there are like 6 presidents from ohio. I actually live next door to a farm Garfield used to own (although it's not a farm anymore)

There was also a """""battle""""" on Lake Erie during the ""war"" of 1812, and we have a ton of towns, places and beers named after it.

Minnesota
>WE WUZ LUMBERJAX AND SHIEEET WE WUZ LIVIN ON THE LAKES BEIN IN TUNE WITH NATURE AND WEARIN FLANNELS ALL DAY NAW WHAT I MEAN I FEEL THE MAPLE SYRUP OF PAUL BUNYAN RACING THROUGH MY VEINS HURR DURR STUPID SOUTHNERS CAN'T HANDLE COLD WE USED TO A MORE RUGGED LIFE
>Lives in Twin Cities

Greece
>WE WUZ ANCIENTS AND SHIET
>WE WUZ CULTURED AND SHIET
>EVIL OTTOMANEY TOOK IT FROM US

Canada
>WE WUZ WINNERS OF 1812

Britain
>WE WUZ EMPERORS AN SHIEET
>WE WUZ CRUSADERS AND SHIET MAYNE
>WE BEAT NAPOLEON NIGGA I SEAR TA GOD NIGGA
>WE BEAT HITLER NIGGA I AINT BULLSHITTIN YOU

Oregon
>WE WUZ PIONEERS N SHIET
>MUH OREGON TRAIL
>DEM COVERED WAGONS

They weren't though. Unless you're proposing that humans live for hundreds of years.

Georgia
>all of the above.
>Atlanta = Niggeropolis

Don't forget >WE WUZ VIKINGS N SHEIT

California
>WE WUZ COMPUTERS N SHIET
>WE WUZ FARMERS N SHIET
>WE WUZ PROSPECTORS N SHIET

aren't you the first asian republic?

Any suggestions for South Carolina?
Besides

>we wuz fightin for states rights
And
>muh heritage

Canada
>MUH PEACEKEEPING MISSIONS

Virginia
>WE WUZ COLONISTS
>WE WUZ CAVALIERS
>WE WUZ REVOLUTIONARIES
>WE WUZ REBELS

Macedonia

>WE WUZ ANCIENT MACEDONIANS
>WE WUZ CONQUERS AND SHIT
>WE WUZ PUT DOWN BY DOSE SLAVS AND GREEKS TO STEAL OUR HISTORY
>WE WERENT BULGARIANS N SHIT

These people deserve to be nuked, this is the only reason i hate my country, and the fact that our government is pandering to those lunatics and reinforcing this bullshit makes me loose any faith i have left in this country. Pic related

Vermont

>WE WUZ BERNIE'S HOME STATE N SHIT (even though he's from Jew York)

>We WUZ OUR OWN COUNTRY N' SHIT, LETS VOTE TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION.

I kinda wish the second one would happen, we can change our currency to weed, maple syrup and winter clothing.

Oh, read the Ohio post, and it reminded me of...

>We WUZ GREEN MOUNTAIN BOYZ N SHIT

If you don't know about the Hyper War you should leave

Unless someone from the five families which are still part of the ruiling class tells you to dance while screaming about how much you like ""sausages"", eh? Maybe you can call the cops for help, so they can snitch you to the local don who's gonna make you eat your eye and thank him.

>LEBRON JAMES AND SHEET

Cleveland isn't the whole state

>New York
>WE WUZ N STILL ARE JEWS

>sweden
>WE WUZ EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER N SHIEEET
>WE HAD THE GREATEST ARMY IN THE WORLD (Gustavus Adolphus the Great)

Tell me guys if this rings any bell
>WE WUZ EUROPEANS N SHIIET

Romania
>WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIET
>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIET
>WE WUZ ARYANS AND SHIT

>WE
>WUZ
>BALKANS/TRI MORETA
>AND SHIIET

(Bulgaria)

Israel
Plenty of wewuzisms but my favorite is
>We fought the Romans and shit
>Muh Masada held off the legions for years
Never mind the fact that "we" got btfo'd by the Romans harder than just about anyone not named Carthage because "we" couldn't just stop fucking revolting all the damn time, or at the very least wait for a major crisis to start shit.

In a very technical sense: yes.

Before us, however, there was the Republic of Ezo and the Republic of Formosa. However, the former was basically a shogunate holdout filled with angry Samurai while the latter had no fucking constitution.

Possessing of a constitution, with a working congress, and actually having managed to hold an election, we are Asia's first republic in the western sense.

What about Lanfang?

>not putting WE WUZ ANTEMURALE CHRISTIANITATIS N SHIT REMEMBER SIGET

Kosovo

>tfw we're too new to have wewuzism

>washington
>we are economic growth
>we are fastest growing metropolis in US
>we are nature n shiet
we don't gotta "we wuz" shit because we're better than you.