Who is the king of Veeky Forums? It cannot be voltaire, vg already claimed him

Who is the king of Veeky Forums? It cannot be voltaire, vg already claimed him.

Also not horodotus, that was the king of Veeky Forums threads on /v/ pre2014.

I nominate this champion of the bantz.

Jean d'Arc for Queen

Kaiser Rotbart

Polybius.

Fuck /pol/ and fuck /leftypol/

Good Choice. Gibbon Is King

It's Timothy Dexter

Kaiser Wilhelm II

Can't be Gibbon

Anyone who suggests that Christianity may've had at least some small part to do with the decline of Rome by emphasizing an "us vs. them" devision between fellow Romans, gets 39 lashes with a horse-whip

Not realizing the veiled criticism of Christianity as he was writing during the Enlightenment

It has to be either this or Diogenes.

I think you mean l'Empereur.

Wilhelm is very obviously /GSG/

Who gives a fuck what vg thinks

I nominate Martin Luther and Jalaluddin Akbar.

I nominate Nietzsche

Enver Hoxha

I second Martin Luther. Papists need to return to the lake of fire where they belong.

Diogenes.

What do you mean vg took him, vg is just video game generals???

Anyway how about Martin Luther I see a thread about how he is worse than Hitler every week.

Mee Tobee Honest

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this

Dio or bust.

only right answer itt

Napoleon, Emperor of Veeky Forums

One of these or William Jennings Bryan

Why did Veeky Forums take Voltaire? And Gibbon is a good choice - smug, pudgy, pretentious and outdated.

It's Voltaire, Veeky Forums doesn't get him. King of Veeky Forums would probably be the protagonist of Katawa Shoujo or something.

Also Diogenes for court jester.

Only Wittgenstein's autism is high enough for this

Stirner and Napoleon

Or I could draw up a mascot

Definitely Stirner.

Max Stirner, Timothy Dexter or Richard Cromwell. Accept no other.

Kings are a spook

Veeky Forums already claimed him

>veiled