/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #299

>we've finally figured out how to stop the [embed] issue
>we've finally figured out the correct thread #
>the holiday/normie flood has receded, with /ddlc/ no worse for wear
>and it's maximum comfy hours filled with wholesomefriends and happiness and encouragement

who needs #300 when you've got #299?

They deserve love too!

I want to protect Natsuki's smile.

300 squats when?

Can I have some nice words /ddlc/?

I love her too!

B-but maybe a slap too, that's all I'm saying...

>tfw just right genes to make children with Monika

Natsuki!

>Natsuki and Yuri now are looking at her, the same as you are.
>"What is she doing...?" Yuri is at a loss.
>"The hell are you doing, user?" Natsuki yells "Stop her!"
>you grab Sayori by the shoulders
>she's resisting you with all of her strength
"Sayori, what are you doing?"
>"Dont stop me, user! We have to kill them all!"
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
>you turn Sayori around. her eyes are wide and bloodshot
>only those who have went through hell have this face
>"The giant bugs, user! We have to kill all the giant bugs or else the Ravagers will wipe out humanity!"
"Giant bugs? Ravagers? What?!"
>Monika arrives
>"Alright everybody, have you all traded your--oh"
"Monika, help me with Sayori! Something's wrong with her!"
>but before Monika speaks, Sayori breaks free from your grasp
>she runs to the clubroom closet, where she takes out Natsuki's heavy box of manga
>"I get it now!" she screams. "You're all agents of the giant bugs!"
"What are you saying, Sayori?"
>you're shaken. you've never seen Sayori like this before. never

Let the good times roll.

Is cute!

We're here for you, man.

I love her alway and I CHOOSE TO REFUSE
Can you be my pal user you are a cool dude

>A: I would walk home with Yuri
>B: I would still walk with Sayori

happy thots!

B
I love Sayori so much.

>even considering ditching your childhood friend because some awkward loner has mega milk

yuri lookin kind of retarded

>A: I would walk home with Yuri
>B: I would walk home with Natsuki

Well if being slapped makes them happy then I guess so!
But I couldn't be mean like that for too long!
I'd have to go back over those stinging places with a flurry of kisses!

Prostitution doujins when?

What ails you, friend?

Never
Take that filth elsewhere

some sayorifag already make a fic about their waifu sleeping with old men for money a few threads back

I'm 28, jobless, and I feel like i'm grieving the girls. I'm incredibly bummed that I can't return Monika her love. You're all having fun with memes and I'm a sad fuck who gets attached to drawings.

Link pls
Ok but pls just this once

I chose tiddy monster on one save then felt guilty and chose day of the rope on next save

>MC: Travis Bickle
>Natsuki: Iris Steensma
>Monika: "Sport" Higgins

B

i don't remember. it was a green text like a week or two ago

>You trudge into the club room, feet heavy with fatigue. The Vice President looks at you and offers you her chair, brows furrowed in concern. You take it and with a nod from you she starts rubbing slow circles into your shoulders, making you sigh.

Well, good morning then. You look like you're stayed up a bit to late, didn't we? Of course, I'm not one to point fingers myself, ahaha!

Now, on to the word of the thread, right?
Let's try... "Frozen", shall we? It could be bitter and slow, a fall to the elements. Or it could be something preserved like amber, waiting to come back.

Alternatives are "Pristine", "Deep", "Trust" and "Hunt".

Now, you can write poetry or prose, maybe even a short story using these words or a word as a theme, or inspiration. There's no need to be shy, we all have to start somewhere, after all.

Of course, you can't get forced to do what you don't want to... But don't you want to write for us?

Now, try to take care of yourself, alright? After all, you're a good user~
Monika~

youtube.com/watch?v=0sFTGo8jFR8

>Your eyelids slowly fall, like sheets of iron giving way from their supports. When you come to, The Vice President's vanished and hours have passed. Your skin crawls.

>You're all having fun with memes
I use the memes to escape the sadness
It isn't working, friend.
I'm grieving them as well.
I love them all.

>I can't return Monika her love.
Did you delete her?
Just get Monika After Story and then don't leave.

youtube.com/watch?v=SvbVNuBoBhg&ab_channel=x199000x THE EDF DEPLOYS

I never deleted her, I don't want to. Act 3 is my true ending.

:-(

scary

I'm sleepy Anons but I don't want go to bed cuz you guys are being super comfy right now.

But I'm gonna go to bed because it's 3:50am and it's not good to be up this late. Night Anons

Then why grieve, my man?
Only Monika is sentient, the others are just code.
You've got her until you die.

JUST SAYORI
I wanna see the main three dokis have a chance to go mad with power.

Two Sayori's!
A lewd one which constantly wants to make love!
Another that's too shy to do anything!
Seducing shy Sayori with lewd Sayori!
Making love to two Sayori's at the same time!

The game is over and I've cycled through all of her dialog. Mods wouldn't cut it for me. And I've had her song on repeat for almost a week now, it's fucking with my head how she tells she was trying to get someone to love her all along, and that she'll leave because she can't reach you.

youtu.be/V2kx4K_h2Sg?list=LLxkQeUdDpwgVAffU264Agxw

If her .chr at least had all of her artwork and dialogs, I could pretend... :-(

Not him but because they all deserved better.
Also Monika is also just code. She's just code that thinks she isn't just code.

>"Please calm down, Sayori..." Natsuki tries to handle the situation "We're your friends!"
>for her trouble, Natsuki gets hit by her latest issue of Shonen Jump on her ankle
>"Stay away! Not today, bugs! YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT ME!"
>what the hell is happening? Sayori was normal only minutes ago...
>she starts singing
>not much as singing, but yelling in desperation
>"To save our mother Earth from any alien attack!"
>"From vicious giant insects who have once again come back!"
>what the fuck?
>you look at everybody else with you. they're all obviously disturbed by what's happening
>except Monika, that is
>she looks not the bit worried. in fact, she has this almost quizzical look on her face
>how the hell can she be so relaxed at a time like this?
>but your thoughts are interrupted.
>"We'll unleash all our forces; we won't cut them any slack!!"
>"THE EDF DEPLOYS!!!"
>suddenly, Sayori drops to the ground in exhaustion

>Honey, I shrunk the Sayori

Yo, what up, /ddlc/? How's 2018 treating ya?

I'm going to do a little "survey" here.

I want you guys to post your favorite Doki, and whether you prefer Coke or Pepsi (or neither, or whatever), please.

I'll start:
>Yuri
>I don't really care. They taste literally the same to me.

@200529843
can you not post stupid reply bait thanks

Sayori
Doctor pepper

>Monika
>Dr Pepper

maybe you saw my posts last thread but you go to the U of M right?

Natsuki!
I avoid both coke and pepsi. I also avoid sodas as much as possible.
Post your results when you have enough data.

Monika
I switch whenever I get tired of one, currently Coke

Monika
I stopped drinking soda forever ago
so neither
if you asked me forever ago though i'd say pepsi

I'm not in the states sorry!

Monika
Coke

I prefer the crisper taste it has to Pepsi's sweetness.

>@
I think you need to go and stay go please and thank you.

then you aren't monikanon

Natsuki and Coke.

>@
you deserve bulli

Oh, I see.
Well, have you ever considered the fact that we're all trying to medicate?
I finished the game at the end of November and I'm still here...
Just to suffer?

No, that's Erika
Erika fills in for monikanon when he isn't here.

Sayori, Coca cola

Pepsi is alright but it's a bit too " foamy "

>Monika
>Pepsi

Monika and Pepsi
the lemon-flavored ones were the best

>Sayori
>Water
cant drink no more soda i got to keep my diet!

Cold nights like these feel the lonliest.
Can you handle them for another year?
I dunno if I can anymore.

Post gifs of dancing dokis!

Monika
Coke

erika
show yourself, coward

>Natsuki
>Mineral water

...

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you
In my hand is a pen that will write a Poem of me and you
The ink flows down into a dark puddle.
Just move your hand-write your way into his heart
But in this world of infinite choices
What will it take just to find
That special day?

Have I found everybody a fun assignment
To do today
When you're here everything that we Do is fun for them anyway
When I can't even read my own feelings
What good are words when a smile will set it off
And if this game won't write me an ending
What will it take just for Me to have it all?
Does my pen only write with The words for those who are Dear to me?
Is it love if I take you or is It love if I set you free?
The ink flows down into a dark puddle.

How can I write love Into reality?
If I can't hear the sound of Your heartbeat...
What do you call love in your reality?
And in your reality if I don't know how to love you?
I'll leave you be...

Be strong, she'd want the very best for you

I have a question for all, if I finish the game entirely, with the good ending, does it reset completely or do I get to chat with Monika again?

I'm gonna take a nap /ddlc/, thank you for the kind words. I don't know why I'm tired, normally I'd still be wide awake for several hours yet but since I have an interview in four hours I'll take it.

I believe in you user. You can do good, and you can be happy. I'm here for you.

...

It helps to have some warm things to combat the cold things.
Brew up some hot drinks, heat up some sweets, and bundle up with some fluffy stuff.
Keep warm, user!

good luck buddy

>Sayori
>Cokeaine

>Yuri
>Dr. Pepper

Your doki but she doesn't talk much except when Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is brought up then she'll talk for hours about how it's a masterpiece and how Kojima is the Mozart of our time

Natsuki
Root beer

I'm always taken by surprise by the level of wholesomeness in these threads. Here's to improving the world one user at a time.
Also I chuckled.

...

>Monika
>MOUNTAIN DEW

I redpill her on the better game

i want to be the knife that makes yuri go

probably the fastest I will ever save an image

This one is my favorite!

>be Sayori
>I CANT GET OFF THE WEB
>wake up
>you're on a clinic bed
>I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE WAS KILLED IN ARIZONA
>it's another unfamilliar ceiling
>you can't remember why you're in bed
>NO ITS COMING FOR ME NOOO
>wait! are you here because...?
>oh god
>THERE ARE TOO MANY
>not again. not fucking again
>did user see you while you were freaking out?
>you don't know
>jesus
>I CANT HOLD ON MUCH LONGER
>you decide that lying around never did you any good. staying sad like this would've gotten you killed in the past two wars
>user will never understand
>never understand bugs from space
>never understand walking frogs from above
>never understand giant robots wanting every last human dead
>never understand everything you did just to get back to this game
>
>never understand how *she* caused you to end up there in the first place
>you tell yourself to calm down
>you tell yourself that things could be so much worse
>LET ME GOOO
>So.
>THE MOTHERSHIP IS COMING
>Much.
>EDF! EDF!! EDF!!!
>Worse.

but seriously folks, ddlc is great

>yuri
>anything diet

WHAT A THRILL