/ss13g/ - space/spess penis magic in space

i begin to understand why flavor text was a mistake

he confessed to being a cultist by farting near me

3DANON are you here? Can you tell us your progress on ponytail-chan game?

I know he was a cultist user, but why did you kill him?

abandoned

I really like this art style

Clearly not a working atmospheric system, shit remake please uninstall

he's a threat to the station
so now that he's gone, can we call the shuttle?

Speedrunning makes you a true Chad.

...

I set a unbeatable record already desu.
Only phazon% matters now. Its also the most competitive ore related run. I still hold out hope for xenobiostrats even if its purely RNG down to the slimes eating fast or not.

>Amelia Adams

Lily Lapine, how do you make it so you have to click a button to see your flavour text, like yours is?

the ones under 300 stand the best chance of getting admin, which is sad considering the most viewed is probably the best candidate

okay you're not weird.
what?
Never was a pokefucker tho.

maybe because it's longer and/or has a link to picture, dunno

pomf r8 this year sofar even though were 2 days in

Gettin' better everyday/10

pomf rate the admin applicants on a scale of 1-16
Een
Robomartian
Chug
Rhimfire
Daturix

>een
8
>robomartian
who
>chug
sylveon
>rhimfire&daturix
who???

robo's a coder, i think
daturix is a tg min

Might be the picture link. I've written a flavour text so long half of it didn't appear and there was no button.

Pomf can the meme master Weras comeback ?

sure why not

did he think people wouldn't tell he was grabbing dude ass or what

streamable.com/igh0g

what, are you real pomf even ?

Ssshhhh Pomf we said it's OK

>it's a pomf enters the thread for the attention ketamine makes him crave episode

it is the real pomf, but hes turned into a pokemon fag and hes too far gone

Post statics and rate statics posted

Johnny caldwell

joke's on you I'm sober

REVENGE OF ___ ai here. give me name suggestions to use next round if I get AI again

>Jane Caldwell
>Younger sister of the Johnny Caldwell
>Security Cadet
>Just follows her brother around asking questions and carrying things for him
>Very cute

the sith

T-PAIN

I got a great little story for you.. To start off I used to main a server called Colonial Marines.. Years ago that is when I was a bit younger, around when I first got my 'good' PC. Late 2014

I was fucking retarded when I started out. Friend got me into a game, and said to GO wild and follow the rules.. I learned that Staff were pretty chill at the time, and that the headmin was a understanding person on a pretty good day. Lotta the staff were chill and not Tyrannical.

So back to when I started.. I named my character Jim.. I started green and enjoyed when me and my friend played.. Lets call them Kg. They were running a medical roll and well keeping people alive.. They cloned me, and I had access to one of the machines that mentioned a DNA syringe. All I hear is "Watch this" and someone as turned into my character.. Now I get an evil idea that involves a syringe gun. Within five minutes of finding this out, I leave medical with about 10 syringes and start shooting people.. It gets a bit hectic at first, being chased by five people as I run down the halls of the Sulaco..

Then is happens.. The commander says over the announcements..

>This is commander Jim, it is now a requirement to grab your DNA syringe and join our military... So this either means one of two things.. I missed a syringe and they decided to fucking stick our CO with it, or my doctor friend was feeling ballsy..

Xenos invade and it got to the point where staff needed to intervene deleting the genetics machine, saying over OOC "Lets not have genetics next round. This has been a mess.."
The xeno hive had a lot of Jim's about 20 to count..I was fighting off in medical with the gun I was given to by a fellow member of the Jim race..

That would be one of the first rounds of SS13 I ever played, and I was hooked..

I got more stories so tell me if you want me to continue

revenge of revenge of

>first "good" pc
>2014
you must be 18 or older to post here

Revenge of Eenkogneeto

i like this
make this a thing

Good in a sense that it wasn't some old gateway from '09 used for business

oh shit hey dude. hey tell them about that edgey furfag

I must ask what you guys want to hear.. I got a few stories that could take some interest and I'll let you guys decide on it.

>How I managed to piss of an entire server

>This edgy furfag who has sexually harassed people who didn't have the internet sex with people.

>The time I saw a man fuck an auto cannon on CM, only for it to become sentient.
or
>The time I got my second and final Permaban on CM

permaban

you need to tell all of these

furfag first

oh this is going to be good

Ok... Dude... Why are you using... Ellipses... Every sentence...

REVENGE OF ___________ ai here

give me name suggestions to fill in the blank for next round

currently have eenkogneeto, T-PAIN, and the sith

the jedi

ayy dude this isn't my blog I can't post updates on minor things every day
clothing is underway, I have to redo the rig because it was a rush job
body sliders are possible, but I haven't decided whether they should be a thing or not

Not too extreme body sliders.
Like, different levels of fat maybe but not giant titty mods and whatever.

Rey Gun

>The time I got my second and final Permaban on CM

This was around the hard decline of CM, with all the updates ruining the feel of the game. Making it less like SS13 and more some shitty hybrid server that all the original people who played it turned away. I knew nobody at the time, and nobody interacted anymore.

So I joined the server. Delta Squad as
>Chad 'Operator' Randal
Now this was a general chad meme. I did what every Chad would do. Flex, be obnoxious, and grab the worst loadout you could think of consisting off

>Burst fire pistol with RDS
>Thowing knives
>Red headband
>Sunglasses
>Webbing

It was obvious I was a chad with my blond pompadour and loud voice that spoke above the heavens. First thing I yell in briefing was
"FELLOW CHAD WE MUST FIGHT THE ENEMY WITH OUR GLORIOUS MUSCLES!" Then I emoted /me flexes his glorious muscles. Only for the fellow Chad to respond in kind with another flex, but of his legs. Security tried to stop us only for him to be dropped by the two new best friends of CM. Both Chad, and Both already wanted before briefing has started. Yet command said fuck it and let it go. Security was being evil, arresting people with their guns out and shit.

So we drop and xenos already infested LZ1 where all the crates are.A runner pounces my SL, and I burst fire it with the pistol, instantly downing the red fucker. Only flexing after the death of the red small. It was a small task anyone could do. SL told me to get in line and said he'd shoot me if I didn't stop flexing. This angered the two Chads. I had to split from Chad 2 for a bit, Needed to follow the lead to help fortify the Hydroponics area. It was dead, nothing to do so I got on a table and emoted a bunch of very specific flexes and grunts. People in looc said I was breaking rules, and some guy said ERP was a bannable offence . I just laughed and Chad 2 came to hydro with a few more of alpha to reinforce us from an attack.

>Cont

good point, I have to add some extra loops along the body and jiggle bones for obese people. should be fun

Just skinny/normal/fat and short/normal/tall would be nice.

>Thread poster says something good about you as a player
Name a better feeling

>>This edgy furfag who has sexually harassed people who didn't have the internet sex with people.

Yithani?

>Flexing is ERP
What did you flex exactly?

Ide have to see the specific emotes to really know if you fucked up but I would really have assumed the only issue was MAYBE the name at most. You could probably appeal it depending who applied it and what it actually was for.

just have like a static titty size so you can distinguish male and female but height, and fattiness maybe.
Honestly like imo weight shouldnt be something that changes round to round, eating lots of food should just make you bloated and slow moving or something.
brainstorming meme ideas too cause i'm a fag and hate the whole force feed someone til theyre fat and cant fit in a suit meme

Fuck off, ssquids.

>Cont

The Xeno assault started and went to shit faster then you could get banned after saying 'Nerf Xenos' Both Alpha and Delta SL were wounded. Killed a hunter that pounced Delta SL with a throwing knife, only for it to splatter acid and force the SL into crit.. I shed a single manly tear as I flex on his quickly dying corpse. Hoping the power of Swole could save him, but alas medical had to revive him with the Defib unit. Sl screamed saying I was to be Arrested and trialed for my crimes of harassing.. Security had to come down and 'TRY to arrest me for this weird crime, as Xenos started assaulting the Nexus.. I died by the queen seconds after, bringing the two Security officers with me..

Now here's where the ban plays in. I ghost around for a bit and see a third chad late join the round..
>Chad 'Alpha' Mail
He met the second Chad and was told about my glorious death in taking the Security out with me, only for them to flex together in memory of the fellow Chad they have lost

Staff Pm'd me after that saying "THey're sick of my shit, and I'm banning you and your friends." To then I got a permaban for AND I QUOTE

>Mettacomming
>Don't be a dick

I didn't know either of those people during the game, and only after I found out one of them was a guy I ran squads with back in the day.. I was shocked and stunned by this.. Only to a few weeks later get berated by insults from the 'Manager' being called autistic and retarded. Unable to defend my case because he Perma banned me from the forums after he was called out for being an asshole by ANOTHER player.

/me flexes his glorious muscles letting out a firm grunt as veins start bulging out from his forearm, while he looks up to the dim lights only making his blue eyes shine like the skies back on earth

I can't appeal,. I don't have the best track record on the server.. Lotta the bans were funny, but I never 'tried' to grief the server ONCE.

RIP Chad

rip in pepperoni
you could try to get someone to listen on the discord if you actually gave a shit but cm isnt worth it famalam
Feweh is as feweh does, but hes a necessary evil when dealing with the size of playerbase they have.
He literally called someones mom and told them their kid was being a little shit on the forums.

>Charger stock raillight grenadelauncher
you may not like it but this is what true perfection looks like.
>Accurate
>High damage
>High light radius
>Ability to takedown t3s/queens
>Area denial

There's being the evil the server needs then there's overstepping your power. In which he has done more then acting the right way.. I don't think insulting the playerbase that keeps your server alive on a constant basis is the smartest path you could take

I may be biased because I was staff and got to see the actual decision making behind a lot of things and whatnot.
Their staff is 100% reddit and unironically someone asked if a Veeky Forums thread image link was gonna give them a virus once.

I don't 'hate' staff. Nor do I go out of my way to piss them off. Each time I've been hit with an admin bwoink I always took the time to explain my side, without being an asshole. TO only get insulted by a select few of staff for breaking the rules.. I live with the bans I get, you don't need to shove it down my throat and make me regret being polite about the situation

Fuck yeah 3DAnon you rock buddy
just make a blog then if you feel so bad about posting in a dead general
no butts/boob sliders allowed, fuck that what clothes do you plan to port? What map are you remaking? Box station?

???

>Ymira Scarlett wiggles her hips

The actual decision making was probably something like 'Jesus thats a lot of notes'
'Theres three dudes all with the same name doing the same shit' and so on and then someone was like 'So ban em' and cause they thought you were all metacomming they didn't bother to actually ask you anything. RIP.
It does sound appealable if you wanted to bother with that mess though. Especially if time has passed or you haven't been a shit on other servers in the meantime for them to back you up.

>its more believable that someone can get their boyfriend to dress up in a skirt and thigh highs to pose for a video than to believe someone from this server has a girlfriend

I get the feeling she doesn't look like my ex wife Amanda

It's okay to grab man ass just be open about it

Did you actually read the entire thing?

Ah yes I'll get to the Edgy furfag named Arrasarg Grwoof.. This man was... Argentinian/Brazilian and always acted on the lazy dumb side of things. He was a command main on this other server I played on that slowly turned into an ERP server after it pulled in a hugbox furry crowd..

I'll not go into much detail because I don't remember every EXACT minute illegal thing he did but.. I made him quit staff after I cursed him out for begging to me like a dog to stop hurting his feelings.. In kind I told him it was a 2D game and your character isn't you. Grow a pair.

That was AFTER a lot of shit, and the same day one of my close friends went cold turkey and we have about 10 people trying to call the guy, Cus he was known for being a bit suicidal.. Arra didn't care at all.

So to get one tale out of the way.. I was ghosting around because I didn't want to suffer the hell that is Yawn Wider.. Staff let this man get away with such, and coddle him on a daily basis

So when ghosting around I see he had someone in a corner and I ignored it.. Then I hear his say some rapey shit IC talking about how he was gonna and I quote "Show you a good time even if you don't want it.." So I hit follow and I look in the area. The person playing the other character said in Looc "I'm not up for this, can we not?" To only get a response of "I'm not in a good mood, you SHOULD have sex with him.. "

I look at this and question why he hasn't been banned. I go and ask staff only to be berated by how I could come up with such a lie.. I had a screenshot and all, but was told that it didn't matter? And that it was normal.. I dunno but that place needs to be done with, and like most of the other furry servers.. I was there before it turned to a den of debauchery..

Shit happens, it happens.. SO what. I know staff aren't gonna change and that my chances will be removed by Feweh before anyone else could see them regardless..

Fuck that HoS

>it's finally box
>have to go to sleep
maybe tomorrow i'll get to play

meta is a good map nerd

Security Dream Team?

>Francis Finlay as Head of Security
>Jorge Gibson as Warden
>Walker Eyes as Security Officer
>Patrick Bateman as Detective

So what is your blog?

fuck off jorge

congratulations, most if not all of your list are shitters

>All male