>Saber Wars facebook campaign Either 10,000 likes or 2,000 shares will grant us 3 Saint Quartz fate-go.us/event/ 2018-01-04~01-18 3:59 UTC
>Returning Master Login Bonus! If you haven't logged in since September, log in now for a total of 10 tickets and 16 golden fruits, you lazy piece of shit
>London Chapter Released 3 new Mystic Codes and 5 new interlewds
>London Pickup Summon Period 2017-12-19 8:00 - 2018-01-04 3:59 UTC Servants on rate-up: 5* Mordred 4* Frankenstein 3* Henry Jekyll & Hyde, Paracelsus von Hohenheim & Charles Babbage
>London Pickup 2 Summon 2017-12-26 4:00 - 2018-01-04 3:59 UTC 5* Nikola Tesla 4* Altria Pendragon Lancer (Alter)
>start reading the vn >shirou gets woken up by a girl who visits his house every day to cook for him >she giggles when shirou says something autistic >instantly get pissed and close the window i fucking hate these kinds of stories
Hunter Ramirez
>image limit reached >early
Gabriel Lee
I wonder if command seals can affect a servants fertility and/or virility.
Connor Nelson
>still has not reached reply limit
This is why everyone laughs at us.
Sebastian Edwards
>see girl kissing a guy >day ruined
Nathaniel Howard
that's a dumb rule anyway
Owen White
>see a nigger >week ruined
Jordan Lopez
Reminder that you will never be this lucky
Aaron Rivera
anti-loli ray
Cooper Bell
Fucking bullshit, there's no way a gacha could work like that
Colton Bailey
>cute
you are one baka ass senpai
Easton Davis
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Blake Watson
>decide to use memeticket for Saber Alter >just need a friend for Lily past Siegfried >golden sparks >the game would rather spook me with Karna than let me have my evil king I think I'm grateful. I guess I need to make a Gil Bully Squad.
Jackson Cox
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Alexander Martin
it isn't working!
Robert Jones
dumb anchin
Dominic Baker
Kiyo will follow you anywhere.
Luis Baker
>dealt 130k damage with tituria np with 2 other servents and waver friend god i need my own waver
Samuel King
whats the probability of this
Oliver Adams
OOOHHHHH LET ME TELL YOU A STORY NEWFAG. Once there was a dumb user, who likes the slutty fox, Tamamo no Mae, eagerly waiting he hoarded his quartz, when the fox arrived, he rolled her, in an instant, A TICKET! Ignoring his wife(not), Kiyohime while tries to NP2 the slut, as soon as he tried, Kiyo came non stop, with fury and jealousy, his worst roll was
Christopher Miller
Cute Anderson! CUUTE!
Nolan Edwards
1 in 100 trillion
Wyatt Anderson
And you're a bad servant and a shitty waifu material
Michael Hill
why didn't you reroll for him like a smart female master?
Jose Moore
You're more likely to get murdered the next time you go outside than roll that.
Alexander Sullivan
AYOOO
*Uses leyshift to buy watermelon from septim*
OLLO UP
*projects gun swords*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*skin turns completely black*
DAT
*Gets shot by counter guardians*
WE
*steals noble phantasm*
WUZ
*smacks Lily's ass*
WE WUZ SUM
*cooks fried chicken*
SEIGI NO MIKATA
*dindu nuffin in the name of seigi *
N SHIEEEEEEEEET
*flies off in Ozzy's temple*
Jose Sanders
Fuck, meant to tag
Angel Butler
RAPE MY WOMB DADDY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chase Cooper
(0.01)^7 so 1^-14 you're more likely to get killed by a vending machine while getting mauled by a shark than to get that roll
James Torres
that's from the overlord manga right?
Adrian Russell
>Kiyohime does't love me much as she's only at np3 >meanwhile Stheno has smiled at me twice.
Robert Long
Why would anyone pick a fox that would cuck her master over a very loyal and cuter, better and sexier snake?
Grayson Scott
is he fucking cactus Cu?
Jaxon Roberts
You haven't died yet so you can look forward to many a gorgon to come.
Cameron Clark
REJOICE YOU FUCK
Thomas Thompson
Yep, when she sees Sebas
Joshua Ortiz
She needs mana for two, will you help her out /alter/?
Justin Miller
I wish Stheno would stop smiling at me
Jose Ramirez
Why is 3.5 so useless? I feel like I'm wasting mats and exp on this trashcan.
Christian Brooks
>no penis shadow shoop it's trash senpai
Christian Morales
she's better than most 4* sabers so still worth leveling
Aiden Allen
>get some pizza and pepsi to help me concentrate while reading the vn >eat the pizza and drink the pepsi >lose interest before shirou even gets dressed how the fuck are you supposed to get through 3 days of this shit?
Gavin Jackson
She's actually pretty alright for now, Mana Burst is a great skill early game but it will get powercreeped very VERY soon
Matthew Ross
I REFUSE!
Cooper Barnes
>american attention span
Aiden Phillips
Are you Mordred user who wasted over 600 quartz before?
Why not just buy a Mordred account for 50$?
Isaiah King
latefag here, should I feed all these to my Jeanne?
Andrew White
>Tyrone doesn't like reading Who could've guessed
Jeremiah Hughes
>americans
Wyatt Morgan
>senile Oldman >4th 2030. Not even to LB >NP5 Fran
>No Mordred
$500 spent I regret all
Aaron Moore
Yes
Lucas Russell
will power. Only anons with the will power to force themselves to read the VNs are allowed to not be secondaries. If you lack the will power than accept your place as a forever secondary
Nathan Reed
Were (We) implied to be giving her a pity look here?
Connor Roberts
She's hungry, user.
Austin Barnes
oh shut the fuck up, whens the last time youve read something bigger than a couple paragraphs? ill wait
Bentley Diaz
Enjoying Sieg's sloppy seconds?
Christian Roberts
exp is pretty common, yes level your servants user
Charles Howard
Give her everything and equip her with the new year's CE and you won't see her die ever again.
Xavier Moore
Mordred is for collection I don't want to change my account
Jeremiah Adams
Not him, but I like reading, just not VNs. I'd r
Jaxon Martin
But I don't have some dragon dick steak here
Charles Russell
Yes, she can split hits with the Support carrying you
Wyatt Long
Did a Kiyofag roll this?
Jaxon Cooper
I've been reading a few Light Novels almost one a day. Sorry you're bad at reading
Aiden Cooper
Should I feed all my 18 xp cards to Alter now or save them for Lily?
Aiden Campbell
>everybody says the Fate route is the worst >found it surprisingly enjoyable >was going to skip through most of UBW since ive seen the anime but now reconsidering it soon ill escape from this secondary status
Gabriel Baker
>collectorfag
Oh and here I thought I might have some sympathy for you.
Jackson White
Anybody have the image guide to all Saber Wars rewards and shop?
Noah Rivera
I wish Aprocrypha had died, if only to spare the saint from your lewdness.
Henry Gray
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Gabriel Hall
...
Owen Sanchez
>bigger than a couple of paragraphs holy fucking shit please tell me you're american so I know people from there really are as dumb as they say
Reading is a fucking common hobby, even on Veeky Forums.
Jack Torres
Dumb lolibaba, that won't work.
Nolan Bailey
i actually read the fate route a couple months ago, i was able to read it quickly because i really like saber. i tried to read ubw after but i fell asleep and gave up and watched the anime. im making my second attempt to read ubw now after a couple months
Jack Martin
>kiyo cloaca when
Elijah Thompson
Recently picked up the Haruhi LNs, and those dont even have the voices or little drawings for you to follow along to DeAngelo. Or maybe its not a question of preference but rather ability? Do you have trouble reading, Darnell?
Any suggestion on what one should do with his/her leftover Lily?
Thomas Anderson
Can someone tell me how an NP’s card type affects its damage? I’ve seen people post that quick NP’s get a hidden damage boost but I haven’t seen this anywhere on the wiki.
Xavier Moore
>Reading is a fucking common hobby, even on Veeky Forums. For limp dicked cuckold fags yeah.
Jaxon Price
Yes. You just bitchslapped lily and the "princess medea" worshipers. So Medea is embarassed over still wanting to be a princess. Leftover problems with her loss of childhood thanks to Jason.
Landon Sanchez
burn for a rare prism
Sebastian Wood
feed to Gilgamesh
Michael Taylor
>I failed my statistic class
Gabriel Morris
yes im american. i honestly think the education system fucked me up, i used to read a fuck ton when i was little. ive already been diagnosed with several mental disorders and people think i have adhd too
Mason Hughes
Fate is only the worst because it's more vanilla compared to UBW where shirou vs archer, shirou vs gil was shown, and the wild ride of HF Fate is really comfy to read, especially the date scene
Asher Wilson
Me and your alter is going to get married!
Bentley Harris
>Jason >he doesn't pity the lady so lost in her madness she's shifted all her problems on a guy who even Herc thought was cool
Bentley Smith
>her leg
Juan Hughes
>Trying to excuse Jason have you not read about the golden Fleece? Jason is an asshole
Grayson Myers
>everyone will only have 2 slots for their bonus event servants in support unless they also have Monster Hunter X Since one would be taken by Lily, would Nero or Seiba Alter be better for the other?
Camden Ross
...except you failed you statistics class. The question was the exact odds of getting that and he is correct. Not the odds of getting "at least 7" or "less than 8"
