/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

11 months until I can be with my wife Jeanne Lily.

Not sure if they're Rinbro, but some nice user from /alter/ gave me the account.

what underwear does little DUDE wear?

My husband is cute! CUTE!

AYOOO

*Uses leyshift to buy watermelon from septim*

OLLO UP

*projects gun swords*

SO YOU BE SAYIN

*skin turns completely black*

DAT

*Gets shot by counter guardians*

WE

*steals noble phantasm*

WUZ

*smacks Lily's ass*

WE WUZ SUM

*cooks fried chicken*

SEIGI NO MIKATA

*dindu nuffin in the name of seigi *

N SHIEEEEEEEEET

*flies off in Ozzy's temple*

Yes, they'll be on rate-up too.

It curses the current target, if that's the ce you mean

Burn the silver EXP cards and get enough prisms to buy the EXP pack, it's more efficient and gives you a ton more experience than using the silver ones.

The Saint

They need to sell this jacket.

I like this copypasta. Please keep posting it.

Cute saint

Any other gameplay bros/bulls in here? Jalter can't come soon enough bros...

Having impure thoughts while thinking of The Saint!

Yeah bro, I can't wait for Jalter... All these inferior "wafiu" plebs rolling for lalter... heh... just wait... you'll all see...

I will do from now on!

But it won't give me enough QP ;_;
I think I got over zealous in levelling skills without checking costs so I burnt all my QP too fast.

Still QP comes in easily, I should be fine.

Just do the Caster dailies. That way you'll also get the prisms you need for EXP. You can get a Rider support to help you clear them out.

Please refrain

We have it easy bro, these waifufags have to spend thousands of dollars on their virtual "waifu" while us gameplay bulls get them in 1-2 tickets. I guess at the end of the day, girls do prefer performance and dominance over everything else.

I'm new. I have a level 40 Siegfried and a level 1 Saber Lily.
What should I be using for the Saber Wars? I know I wont climb to the max, but I don't know if I should use Siegfried due to his Dragon Buffs or Saber Lily since she gets buffed for being the weakest Saber

I have some Saber XP cards and wondering what I should level up and bring with, so Saber lily wont stay at level 1 if she's the better choice.

That's what I've been doing, I've got my Altria to 60 & Titria to 50 so far.

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Guys is you're having problems with the current shitposting on the last threads just use a filter
This is my current filter you can use it as well if you want
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Is not complete but should help a lot

bros... he figured it out... how can we ever recover...

>He still sees all the blogposts
whats the point?

Autism.

I can't wait to beat up your wife!

I'm rolling for MHX even if she's shit because she's cute and I like her NP animation.

t. Blogposter
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bros... why are we playing a version of the game thats almost 2 and a half years behind the main version...?

We can't read Japanese.

Who ready for saber wars here?

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You can't fool me priest

>kirei is an EOP
I should have known...

breh who's got time to learn the language of the country we nuked 2 times. They should learn OUR language.

>no Vive/Whassup Homies
t. mariefag

By the way, I figured out that probability thing from the last thread:

mathb.in/21485

get out, priest

smart astolfoposter

>Faber putting in work during Christmas
>Faber about to put in work for me as my 2nd best Saber for SW

Why is he so good?

DONT THINK YOU ARE FREE YET
MHX IS COMING AND YOU HAVENT MOVED AN INCH

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I only graduated high school.

Why didn't you get her nendo last month?

He'd better be good with all the fucking pages and gears he requires.

After London and using Support Tesla for everything, I'm starting to want him alot

Still never got over the fact that they made him a trap.

Astolfo posters confirmed for smartest posters?

WRIGGLE WRIGGLE

WRIGGLE WRIGGLE CUTE AYY

I'm actually more of a Mordred fan, but I thought Astolfo would get more attention.

bros im fucked

>mordred fans trying to tick people into thinking they're smart
Nice try

Huh.
I didn't know Kuro was a magically separated aspect of Illya, I thought she was just another Einzbern homunculus

>TICK
oh ok

user...

Reminder you need 150% bonus to be able to finish this event without burning apples

personally I just have a script that automatically pulls a list of all servant's names from cirno and adds them to the filter. finally I can enjoy my thread without having to read about fate!

I could take a screenshot to prove it, but it's 4:00 AM and I want to eat something.

>Gather enough quartz to do one last 10 roll for Lancer Arturia
This is the worst one yet

>Tick

The other santas have gotten figures
surely shes gonna get one too right bros?

>fergus, caesar, gilles: 30% total
>d'eon: 20% total
>lily once the event starts: 50% total
>support MHX/Lily: 50%
Close but sufficient

What's that video where Mordred's voice actor is commenting on a gacha pull in-character, and she goes

>It's gonna be Sumanai, isn't it? It's Sumanai, right?
(pulls Mordred)
>IT'S MEEE?!

youtube.com/watch?v=sea_pUoczag

Miyuki Sawashiro a cute! A CUUUUUUTE!!

>uwaaah, my allowance

Blowing all your money on a mobile game seems to be much more acceptable in Japan. No way EA or any other lootbox game would self parody like that.

Do you guys think he’s ok? His waver has been there for me since the first month so I just can’t delete him

He might be serving time. Keep him around.

WRIGGLE WRIGGLE

Give him till the end of the month and if he isn't back then he's dead so delete him then.

WRIGGLE WRIGGLE Just lemme get hokusai on JP if I end up deciding to try for her

What are my chances of getting Tituria in a 10x summon? I wanted to save for Umu Bride but I kinda need a good lancer, I've been using Leonidas since forever.

Give him at least a full week. I usually wait until 2 weeks to remove people

kuro is FSN illya while normal illya is just a normal girl

Probably close to zero

>her nipples
>gone

What? How?

This is one x10 roll
Do you think I have any luck left for MHX? I'm worried bros

MY DEMONS

i actually find it funny

Go for it, trust me.

Nah it's just Japan being more open to jokes, look at the Riyo comic and how it deals with faggots. Imagine a video game company having an official comic with that kind of humor in the west, it'd trigger people instantly.

50%

>I-it's going to be Sumanai, isn't it?

Which of the Berserker dailes has everyone been getting good luck with Octuplets on? I've triple ascended Mordred and that pretty much drained me so I've gotta farm more.

odds of getting another 5* directly after a 5* pull are directly proportional to how much money you are willing to give to the grail. I hope you aren't broke user

Man I asked this general whether or not he was part of /alter/ cause I couldn't remember and after 3 times of getting no replies I figured he must be a total stranger. Now I feel bad.

Umu Bride next month, are you sure you want to waste your Quartz now?
>I've been using Leonidas since forever.
You don't have Cu?

that sounds kind of confusing but I'll just accept it as given

sawashiro starting to crack up when she lists off all of her dads stuff she has makes me giggle like a retard