Badly describe a historical event

Slaves gets killed in a road

Sounds like a day in Ancapistan

Nazis die in winter

Battle of Stalingrad

Spartacus revolt.

>Not "Nazis weren't the fittest in winter"

you had one job

also

Communists ran out of money

Yup

Fash gets bashed (and killed)

Correct

Didn't loose the war though, did they?

:^)

submarine sinks with letters inside

>commies ran out of money

Cold War?

germans hate heathens

Baltic Crusades.

king fucks a lot of woman then went war with france

exactly correct

52 nation pick-up

Archduke gets killed, everyone goes to war.

>Communists ran out of money
OP said a historical not an eternal event.

Thousands of bodies falling info the ocean

Henry the VIII?

scramble for africa?

WWI

Death of Mussolini?

Yup

correct

Old guy does what Hannibal did and dies a year later.

Cripple breaks all the rules.

Yeah, that one was obvious.

Scipio AFRICANUS after the battle of Zama

No

some buildings fall down

...

9/11

dude sends his doctors to sick enemy

FDR?

Serbo-Bulgarian war?

'no'

nap gets slapped

enemies become friends in THIS christmas classic

coming many winters ago

Boat didnt rescue a sinking boat

Christmas truce of 1914

Christmas truce 1914?

correct!

Guys in Ukraine who don't like State, monarchy and authority bear guys who like State, monarchy and authority

*beat

brown people aren't happy, get smacked

Patton stomping through Italy.

Battle of Peregonovka.

Based Mahkno

YES

Russian sailors set off on a wacky adventure.

The Baltic Fleet's journey to Tsushima.

It ain't me starts playing.

And what a journey it was

french revolution

Guy gets kidnapped as a little kid and believes he has power. Wars and revolutions happen, suffers from stockholm syndrome.

Vietnam war

Unit 731?

Local man fails test, ruins China.

Yup.

Son gets captured by enemy and his dad won't even bail him out.

crackas be shooting eachother

Edgy prince becomes king. Unifies multiple kingdoms into one country.

Taiping Rebellion?

Stalin?

Yeah. Yakov.

Saladin saves King Richard.

Is there a better historical bromance between enemies?

woman falls out of building and gets trampled by horses

Jezebel?

Criminals land on a island and fight over it with some roaches.

people land at the wrong shore

*Ding *Ding *Ding

Colombus discovers America.

i refuse to belive this is not a bait and switch

there has to be some other event it could be refrencing

We race-mixed with other nations, we need them to leave for a while.

alright to vague
people land at the wrong shore and leave in an impressive manner

Yeah! :D

Hispanoila?

people land at the wrong shore get boged down for a while then leave in an impressive manner

Niggers won.

Fags curse a WE and cut a watermellon later

2008 American elections

Can we have this?
No.
Are you sure?

Incest finally goes too far and Europe erupts in war

some guy gets thrown out a window

some guy starts a land war in asia and gets BTFO

Disagreement at the post office

1916 rising.

veto.

angery sphagetti man walks with his buds

Start of the 30 years war.

Nutjob from tiny country assassinate some noble from a bordering empire and another empire uses this to declare war on the world

defenestration of prague

creation of 2*Veeky Forums

"German history reached its turning-point and
failed to turn"
-A.J.P Taylor
bonus coolboy points if you can tell me why it's crap

Haitian independence war, but good guess.

Waifufags win the war

one side was being assholes
the other side was being whiny babies
war ensues

Trojan war?

Dudebro goes backpacking through Europe and steals their ideas