Slaves gets killed in a road
Badly describe a historical event
Sounds like a day in Ancapistan
Nazis die in winter
Battle of Stalingrad
Spartacus revolt.
>Not "Nazis weren't the fittest in winter"
you had one job
also
Communists ran out of money
Yup
Fash gets bashed (and killed)
Correct
Didn't loose the war though, did they?
:^)
submarine sinks with letters inside
>commies ran out of money
Cold War?
germans hate heathens
Baltic Crusades.
king fucks a lot of woman then went war with france
exactly correct
52 nation pick-up
Archduke gets killed, everyone goes to war.
>Communists ran out of money
OP said a historical not an eternal event.
Thousands of bodies falling info the ocean
Henry the VIII?
scramble for africa?
WWI
Death of Mussolini?
Yup
correct
Old guy does what Hannibal did and dies a year later.
Cripple breaks all the rules.
Yeah, that one was obvious.
Scipio AFRICANUS after the battle of Zama
No
some buildings fall down
...
9/11
dude sends his doctors to sick enemy
FDR?
Serbo-Bulgarian war?
'no'
nap gets slapped
enemies become friends in THIS christmas classic
coming many winters ago
Boat didnt rescue a sinking boat
Christmas truce of 1914
Christmas truce 1914?
correct!
Guys in Ukraine who don't like State, monarchy and authority bear guys who like State, monarchy and authority
*beat
brown people aren't happy, get smacked
Patton stomping through Italy.
Battle of Peregonovka.
Based Mahkno
YES
Russian sailors set off on a wacky adventure.
The Baltic Fleet's journey to Tsushima.
It ain't me starts playing.
And what a journey it was
french revolution
Guy gets kidnapped as a little kid and believes he has power. Wars and revolutions happen, suffers from stockholm syndrome.
Vietnam war
Unit 731?
Local man fails test, ruins China.
Yup.
Son gets captured by enemy and his dad won't even bail him out.
crackas be shooting eachother
Edgy prince becomes king. Unifies multiple kingdoms into one country.
Taiping Rebellion?
Stalin?
Yeah. Yakov.
Saladin saves King Richard.
Is there a better historical bromance between enemies?
woman falls out of building and gets trampled by horses
Jezebel?
Criminals land on a island and fight over it with some roaches.
people land at the wrong shore
*Ding *Ding *Ding
Colombus discovers America.
i refuse to belive this is not a bait and switch
there has to be some other event it could be refrencing
We race-mixed with other nations, we need them to leave for a while.
alright to vague
people land at the wrong shore and leave in an impressive manner
Yeah! :D
Hispanoila?
people land at the wrong shore get boged down for a while then leave in an impressive manner
Niggers won.
Fags curse a WE and cut a watermellon later
2008 American elections
Can we have this?
No.
Are you sure?
Incest finally goes too far and Europe erupts in war
some guy gets thrown out a window
some guy starts a land war in asia and gets BTFO
Disagreement at the post office
1916 rising.
veto.
angery sphagetti man walks with his buds
Start of the 30 years war.
Nutjob from tiny country assassinate some noble from a bordering empire and another empire uses this to declare war on the world
defenestration of prague
creation of 2*Veeky Forums
"German history reached its turning-point and
failed to turn"
-A.J.P Taylor
bonus coolboy points if you can tell me why it's crap
Haitian independence war, but good guess.
Waifufags win the war
one side was being assholes
the other side was being whiny babies
war ensues
Trojan war?
Dudebro goes backpacking through Europe and steals their ideas