How the fuck did he survive all those literally hundreds of CIA assassination attempts?

An extensive collection of body doubles

lol you're free to sell your possessions in a capitalist society too, you dip

cause he is was making shit up to look powerful and the illiterates bought it

"hurrrr no one can kill our leader hurrr"

Yeah, and the ones who actually carry through with it are doing God's work.

Likewise for revolutionaries like Fidel. The Kingdom of God is a socialist republic.

That must be why heaven has no free will

The only source for the "638 assassination attempts" meme is Cuban intelligence, which is not really a reliable source on such matters.

No he wasn't, and quit associating Jesus with your filth.

They were all bullshit fabrications. That's how. The CIA is the same entity that put crack in the inner cities, don't believe everything you hear. News flash, the Castros are Jews. And by way of deception they do war. There are plenty of well trained soldiers who could have eliminated him. He surrounded himself with like minded losers and those who brought his shit to the surface, he either shot or jailed.

See Arnaldo Ochoa.

Didn't the CIA agree to stop trying to kill him after the Cuban Missile Crisis?

I do think that the way that the US handled Castro was a mistake. He could have been a friend instead of an enemy if they had played it differently. He only turned to the Soviet Union because he had nowhere else to go.

I'm sure some of the "638" figure weren't real, but you're retarded if you think the CIA wasn't trying to kill him and didn't try and fail at it multiple times. They did this in every other communist nation they had access to except they succeeded in most of those other places. Also there are declassified papers from the CIA themselves that openly tell us they were trying to "help" Cuba overthrow their communist regime.

The CIA can bomb a bomb right over a ragheads house. Surely they could have killed Castro. One trained sniper at a public discourse and he'd have been dead. One drone over Havana and they'd have been dead.

put a bomb* rather

Nobody is saying the CIA never attempted to kill him, but if you believe that the most powerful and clandestine nation on earth was attempting and failing hundreds of times over the course six decades to kill some tin-pot dictator it didn't even care about after the 60s, I've got some Arizona ocean front property to sell you.

Class traitors are followers of the anti-Christ.

Why didn't they kill him though? Even if they didn't try hundreds of times, they obviously did want to kill him at some point in history and did try some number of times. Is it that they weren't allowed to make it too obvious? Killing him without having anyone know you were involved would be a lot more difficult than just killing him in any way you can as comparative tasks I guess.

>he think that castro die of old age

They didn't care about him. If we really wanted to we could've sent a bomb through his window.

Class is a spook

The CIA was gutted by Kennedy after the Bay of Pigs fiasco. They just didn't have the resources to devote a significant amount of attention to Castro after 1961 when there were much more important areas they needed to focus on, particularly Southeast Asia in the 60's, and the Middle East and Eastern Europe in the 70's and 80's.

Stirnerism only works if God doesn't exist.

Because killing a state figure isn't like in your videogames "lol just snipe from a top of a roof xD" and actually requires careful and meticulous planning every step and it can easily fall apart by some pretty minuscule shit interfering and you can't just send any retard; mostly so if it's in a country with a strong security apparatus where you can't just go up and down as you please.

We tried to overthrow him and instead got very publicly embarrassed. I think there were a few failed assassination attempts afterward, but at that point he had stopped being a thorn in our side, our vision of restoring a Batista-era Cuba had faded, and nobody really cared about him. By the 70s, what motivation did the US have to give a shit about Castro, or Cuba in general?

Pretty sure Castro was being an asshole to the U.S.

90 years is a long time, man.

>tin-pot dictator it didn't even care about after the 60s
Is that why there is an embargo to this day?

We hand out embargoes and sanctions like candy. Assassinating a head of state is completely next level, war with the Soviet Union type shit.