/ps2g/ - planetside 2 general

bepis buried in annie may's butt edition

31st thread since zombification
>What is this game?
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>How do I shot?
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>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
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>Tweaks and optimizations
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>stats and vehicle memes
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>chart some dead user made
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new meme because totally not ded gam haha amirite:
twitter.com/WrelPlays/status/950048413944446976

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Remember to bully infils today.

>im-fucking-plying

Post your best shitpost strats

>Light Assault
>Ambusher Jets
>Smoke Bolts
>Jaguar + Laser and Night vision
>pop smoke on group of fuccbois
>Jump in and spray from the hip
>Mag dump and pop my second arrow
>Jump out

>Light Assault
>Drifter Jets
>Activeted Ripper Knife
>Drift around corners crouching on the ground indoors whilst blaring eurobeat
>Get called a shitter by a BR 120 after I kill him twice this way before he can Beetlegeuse me

>Switch to Infiltrator
>Play Infiltrator

>cannon rush with AH
>dump a mag, then pop fire suppression and wrestle them
>90% of the time they die and i have 75+% health left
>bail if it looks like i'm going to die
>get fanmail almost every time

Only friendlies hear voice comms you daft cunt

Holy shit people still play this game?

I play it to get myself in the mood.

Nah, that's just rdord attention whoring and talking with himself.
Sage, report and move on.

they buffed the battlerifles or something? I swear the warden didn't used to feel so good

I was thinking the same thing, except I thought they nerfed the scout rifles

I'm actually using the warden on my infil now instead of the scout rifles

>Implying the SABR isn't the best Battle Rifle

henlo

Hey guy. What's up?

Awwww, freedom!

Also, good night cuties! See you tomorrow :3

hi fren

>implying the battle rifles aren't identical

BENIS ;DDDD

fugg DDD---;

Why doesn't Auraxis have a police force?

They did for a very short period of time.
At least in pre-revision lore.

youtube.com/watch?v=qrMUZt5zG-I
How can I reduce the recoil like this guy? I'm not talking about the recoil pattern per se, I'm talking about the trembling animation, when I use the gauss saw while ads the whole screen shakes, his doesn't even move, it feels like he has no recoil.

clab.exe

i act as a memepolice. if i see someone in yell doing a bad meme i tell them

>"good" player
>120fps

Seriously, a high framerate is all you really need in this game.

>that crosshair overlay

Jesus christ i'm going to throw up

Yeah, looks how much damage he is tanking, some players seems to shoot bullets that don't damage him, I think it's players with bad rigs, the moment some above average player shoots at him he gets killed.
Not saying he isn't skilled or anything, but his rig his making a great difference.

*blocks your path*

>combined network and server latency is ~90ms
>for me it's ~200ms

fugg, maybe I should've played on cobalt instead of memerald afterall

*Whips out Archer*
*Begins the ancient dance-ritual of Adadadada*

Now begins the most dangerous game

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but..... i am the meme police????

I've deafened myself with dual gorgon max, all I hear 24/7 is boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom and now I wish I were dead.
I never should have gotten those extended mags.

>being this new

no its me

this says otherwise
u kno impersonating polis is a crime right? hans up chid, ur goign 2 jail

Lockdown burster max did that to me though it was intentional. They sound so good.

*takes ur outfit*
look at me, i am the polis now

beq uiet chid, or i do u some polise brutality

helo this is jujge i say release him at once i hav da breathing down my nek, ur a loose canon

*gets embarrassed by proxy*

oooo ur perteding 2 be judge too, huh
not so clever, chid
jugdes dont wear handcuffs and orange jupm suit

just b quiet or i shot u

donut orbstruct bolise activity or u go 2 jail too

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I'm a dumb with compute but could someone get a video of a proxy mine going off? I swear they do some fancy shit before they explode but I never get time to notice because I have die

yes they go boom

Yeah but they do a thing first!
They shoot a little green ball out or something, I swear to god i'm not making it up

You'll just have to shadowplay it m80

>They shoot a little green ball out or something
no thatt's me inside anime
except it's but a little green ball but a big white load

l-lewd

yes they do !

u kno u luv it bb

heres a video for u if u r have bad day in p;lanmet man
youtube.com/watch?v=L03obaDDNiA

youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

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some1 pls brk me out

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no u stay in pirson vry long time
nothign personnel ;DD

guy who lowered his sens a shit ton here.
could someone give me some advice on my gameplay? here's some clips. I'm especially interested in input on the last two.

a.uguu.se/ENgniIKh3ZRA.mp4
sorry for shit quality

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or you know what
just skip to 3:07 and tell me how i could have done that better.
;-;
pls no bully

>3:07
aim better
aim at heads
use cover (peeking from right of the stairs would have been a good idea)

That last death was more positioning related than aim. You put yourself into a corner with no way to disengage if an unmanageable number of enemies came through the door. In those situations I usually either stay on the first floor and use the stairs for cover or post up at the top of the steps and back up so the top stair blocks most of their line of sight. If that doesn't make sense I will draw you a diagram.

Here's an inspirational message for you :D
vocaroo.com/i/s1fcpvhz8zdJ

I just got buzzed off one beer. Now time to clean the kitchen for my husband (female) while listening to cable news. My life is based.

DLETE

vry nais ;DDD

Dude hhas anyone tried ambusher and blackjack, I'm getting really fucking good, I can consistently kill them in only one hit

Ambush + most things is really fucking good to be honest, it's just the very concept of closing distance quickly AND from an unexpected vector, gives you a huge advantage

so............. did you pop off today?

lol

why is 65 fov so fucking nauseating? is this really worth it?

>husband (female)

Anyone know how the new weapons are?

I heard the NC LMG is going to be a gay as fuck spinup rifle.

Wow the server dies and nobody even fucking posts???

is anyone even playign :DD

>Raise hip sens to .17 at 400 dpi, ads sens to .18 from .13 and .12
>Pic related happens
what the fuck man

kpm is shit but jesus, i almost never reach a 3 kd.
is this considered low sens still though?

I have 800 dpi and play with 0.4 sens in-game

Oh.
Well what's your kd?

pretty terrible since coming back from an 8-month break tbqh

stop caring about kdr you fucking shitter
practise your aiming
and stop fucking changing your sensitivity every day. playing with high sensitivity is far better than changing sensitivity every day

when you're aiming better you'll feel it

I think if you want to lower or increase your sensitivity, you should adjust it a small amount every day, and then pay attention to your daily/weekly statistics and see how it's affecting your accuracy, kpm, hsr, and kdr.

No, there's far too much day-to-day variability for that to work.
Also, when changing sensitivity, you want to have some some time to adapt: changing it every day won't do this at all.
Pick something you think is reasonable, and force yourself to use that for a week. You can use stats to help gauge an improvement, but you should still mostly be going off of gut feel.

What on Earth is the source

>No, there's far too much day-to-day variability for that to work.
>you should still mostly be going off of gut feel.

Yeah, I can tell you're not a statistics person.

Changing it a small every day keeps the adjustment from being strictly perceivable. You won't suddenly be like, "wow I can't aim for shit". But if it's having an actual impact and helping you, it'll show up statistically over time. Which could be weeks or months. You WILL see a difference over your monthly avg from when you started to when you finished, and if you don't then there isn't anything that changing your sensitivity will do to help you.

Gladius is literally just a gauss saw except it can't kill worth dick past 15m

Why the fuck do so many retards think it's OP??? It's a goddamn piece of shit gun that doesn't even have the one thing the saw has going for it - long range killing power.

>Changing it a small every day keeps the adjustment from being strictly perceivable.
But it won't give you time to adapt to it. Being all "holy fuck I can't hit shit now" for a couple days but then getting used to it and aiming much better is better than not feeling the change and not getting used to it until you decide you've fucked around enough.
>You won't suddenly be like, "wow I can't aim for shit". But if it's having an actual impact and helping you, it'll show up statistically over time. Which could be weeks or months.
See above.
>You WILL see a difference over your monthly avg from when you started to when you finished
Getting high numbers is piss easy if you're not retarded.
However, you can't honestly cheat yourself into legitimately feeling like you improved.

also
>No, there's far too much day-to-day variability for that to work
See is exactly what I was talking about. You found a decent farm, saw 3 kdr, and attributed it to the fact that you just changed your sensitivity yet again.
If you play for a month with this sensitivity, then change it and take some time to adapt, then post for another month, and then compare stats, sure, looking at stats is valid.
Otherwise, by "gut feel" I mean being aware that you're playing better even though your daily stats don't reflect it (bad fights, etc)

gnnn!

good night nigger nigger??

Gn

well I am just gonna leave it at this because I had another session and did ok until I started fucking around with my friends. It just feels good at this sens. I might lower it a little in a week or something.

>shoot at mans
>they flinch as if being hit by my boolets
>get those little circles that show my boolets hit them
>but no hit marker and when they kill me they have full health
This been happening to anyone else recently?

Another thing
>go to warp
>only one continent lol
>takes 20 mins to warp
>do something else while I wait
>20 mins later and the screen gets stuck on the waiting screen
>0 secs left and it's not warping me
>can't even restart queue or try to warp to vr or another continent
>only fix is to restart game

>when youre so bad auraxis itself rejects your deployment attempt

*crashes ur server*

Good morning memers!

its fuckin 11 in the evening

>The Orion and Betelgeuse will never be balanced

>the absolute STATE of planetside 2

Why did ESF's get buffed against decimators anyways?